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RavennaMagnus
That was fucking hilarious
IronBowser
Holy shit, touching the door is a physical display hate crime of able privilege. That's fucking gold.
Heartomaton
THIS IS WHAT TRUMP SUPPORTERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.
Zahnradfee
"falls from HIS wheelchair"??? Did the author just assume the professor's gender? Serves him right to get arrested!
PileOfWalthers
Nicely modernized 4chan version of "Harrison Bergeron" by Kurt Vonnegut.
lawdylordafucktoy
Beautiful!
Threewisemen
The Ending this deserves, "He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Sister."
pinekyne
Still better than Trump's society.
Munchman347
You misspelled 'Win', it's not spelled 'loss'. Brought to you by 'Klan Donald Defense Team'...
Peytonthedestroyer
the sadist thing is that this will probably become reality no matter who wins
ThePhDJ
Corny
BalkanDude
Why do Americans think that SJW are leftists? Do you ppl even know what "political left" means?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Would've been an interesting story if they found a pepe in his bloody locker and they drag him away to interrogation.
strawmanAlert
Still better than a Trump victory.
lawlphailure
Kek
gnomedeplume
TFW people believe this shit
ThePowersThatBe81
Please, someone actually remove his balls before he procreates.
JaegerBombster
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Jesus, just let a guy write a funny fictional story. It won't ever get that bad and he knows it.
mikecari
check xer privilege, scum
Atalung
I read Harrison Bergeron for a college lit class. There were other students supporting the enforced equality...
solaslunas
>2018, Two years after Trump wins >It's been almost 18 months since the nukes hit and i've not seen anyone >time to embrace sweet release
JonnyxBrainless
Love me some speculative fiction.
PatronSaintofKillers
"Fiction"
yourkiddingrightnow
Psychotic nightmares
reemofpaper
Hilarious
Zahnradfee
Hillaryous
reemofpaper
Omg. Yes.
PoliceMurderer
i thought that was the joke you were making.. or are you being sarcastic
Dragonogh
I will fight everyone around me. Seriously, this won't happen, but I'm not standing for anything like this.
VulcanP90
Calm down tiger.
Panda4hire
4chan is best trolls.
BoozeHound001
I dunno I think /pol/ might have a few anti-Semites in there, maybe a few racists too.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
hacker*
Andied
That guy have a lot of issues...
HsuDoNihm
Wat. This isn't 4chan's best. This isn't even on-par with Bloodninja.
FreshWater13
Well bloodninja is from Bash not 4chan
HsuDoNihm
Yup. And Bash isn't on par with 4chan. There's a theme here: The post above < Bash < 4chan < 4chan's finest.
FreshWater13
Oh my god the snapping fingers thing, I just watched a video with that in it the other day. It was kind of creepy.
DaveBobert36
Eh, what's that about
FreshWater13
People do it instead of clapping. I saw it in a video with a bunch of students from Stanford.
RedDwarfIV
Basically, some people claim to be PTSD triggered by people clapping so a lot of Social Justice activists click their fingers instead.
PineappleAssPlay
More of these. And give me the other side too. Hillary losses. I want to glimpse at both futures and choose my own ending. R.L. Stine style.
ANOMNOMNOM
Just watch Idiocracy
Sheari
Just imagine the Hunger Games only real xD
doshka
"If the Other Party Wins" (Obama vs McCain): https://youtu.be/y-_JhRJ0tWA
MandaloreTheODST
Oh man I have just the one for you lemme find it
MandaloreTheODST
JohnnyLawlessEsq
I seriously expected to see "BEEF SUPREME" in there somewhere...
AntoniusBlock33
In the header you can see that is more than one year old, and it's still so accurate! Incredible
MandaloreTheODST
Yeah, a lot of them involved sanders because they believed he'd beat Hillary, that shows how old a lot of them are
SnowyPoni
I mean if Trump can get us a moon colony, he may be the right man for the job
TheTwoRaptorsYouDidntEvenKnowWereThere
Best damn moon colony you will ever see, just wait till he shows you.
MandaloreTheODST
Honestly. I'd vote for him if I thought that was a possibility
Cheesecakecrush
Trump wins. Trump worries about Trump. Rich people get richer, poor people stay poor, middle class stays middle. Trump says outrageous stuff
Cheesecakecrush
and nobody is surprised anymore so they ignore it. World keeps churning along.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I'm all for this.
Threewisemen
Hilary loses and shoots Trump. She makes a crown for herself and treats all her subjects equally shitty.
QuirkyWallace
There was a very detailed timeline of Trump's presidency leading to the nuclear apocalypse that is Fallout. Can't find it but I can write it
RyanMcParty
For Hillary loses, we probably get Mad Max. I can live with that - at least the oncoming apocalypse looks fun!
kibateo
I feel thirsty enough without everything going mad max
pierresito
I always felt I could survive and do well in a "House of the scorpion" scenario
VulpesIncendium
I thought Mad Max was just a documentary about Australia?
glutenfreetoast
The older ones are, but Fury Road has too many guns to be in Australia.
valen00
need smore spiders
SpaceISIS
I will ride eternal, shiny and chrome. Or more likely be used as a blood-bag
RyanMcParty
Even a blood-bag gets to come along for the ride!
Xenolith166
No, more like Mad Max with a wall.
littleman00
So basically Rocket League IRL
Xenolith166
I.. I guess?
RyanMcParty
The wall will become a sick, 3000 mile skate park.
Xenolith166
Let's do it.
Koshunae
I actually just bought a Ram Charger to make into a MM style death cruiser.
RyanMcParty
Ahead of the curve! I like your style.
Koshunae
Its been on my bucket list for a while, and huge 80s offroad suvs are my vehicle kink when it comes to this stuff haha
microcactus
The future is now, and its horrendous.
apercent
Coming soon to you- *Flash pictures of Muslims in concentration camps and a giant Soviet style wall* One man. *Flashes quick scene of
assalamualaikum
As a Muslim in canada; I'm actually so scared for my brothers and sisters down there that this will actually happen.
apercent
Carrying sick daughter* One cure *Camera zooms to hostpitals behind mexican wall* One... motorcycle *vrooming noise* See the epic story of
apercent
How He risked it all to escape a totalitarian regime, and save his dying daughter, (*camera flashes action scenes*) only to become...
apercent
(screen turns black for a moment to pause for drama)
apercent
CephalopodLodge
You know, killing Muslims or at least deporting then if they dont give up Islam seems like a legit good idea.
assalamualaikum
You'll have to kill me before I give up islam. Try it hard man you silly fucking prick
CephalopodLodge
Have fun following a pedo you sick fuck, why dont you do mother nature a favor and shuck off that mortal coil?
Mrocco
no
360thomas
"You know, killing jews or at least deporting them if they dont give up their religeon seems like a legit good idea." -Hitler and the nazis
CephalopodLodge
Muslims are actually bad tho
SirSockRock
You're bad tho
360thomas
So are christians, mormons, hindoes, etc. You cant judge a group of people by the douche or turd sandwich thats in them. Stop being a biggot
Ouijabeard
Isn't black the absence of color though?
RedDwarfIV
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6UBiAQ9Ws8UWdmqA/giphy.gif
Nackblad
It's complicated
Completelyoriginalusername
"White" is actually just translucent to allow the absorption of vitamin D in high amounts. "Black" skin is the opposite. The more you know!
Cptmike
Honkies love the D
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Nature be adaptive like that. Just look at the environments they came from.
RobertEmmet
Black is the absence of light. When you see black all colors of light are absorbed. When you see white none of them are absorbed. So-
Ouijabeard
You're right thanks for clarifying
RobertEmmet
what makes something a color? absorbing light, or reflecting it?
Osomatic
This is satire... isn't it? I just can't tell any more.
ICantThinkOfAU
ICantThinkOfAU
Well, /b/'s disclaimer specifically I mean
Osomatic
The ways of 4chan are a mystery to me. What's the disclaimer?