Nerdgoggles
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me irl
May 14, 2016 8:42 PM
Nerdgoggles
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pachyderm
tru dat
FryingMonkies
I approve this message
Doodles1960
Finally someone understands me, although how can u not have heard of incognito mode tho???
thegr8rambino
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA SAME
RAGESTARVED
The best part of not having any form of social life is being able to bookmark the good stuff without worrying about people seeing it.
TheRickestofMortys
I always pee, doesn't everybody pee?
Sinus23
Well yeah but not for the first 10-20 minutes after I eject my spunk...
ifididnothaveabellybuttonwherewouldiputallmylint
Best way to avoid a UTI
Teh4ChanHacker
This is how I convince people not to post pictures of their crotchgoblins on imgur. I tell them that strangers jack off to their kids.
NightBeauty24
damn
Deadtomyself
Lol
crazyinternet
Spot on
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GoodDieMostlyOverBullshit
My fiance and I still cuddle, we just wipe off first.
GoodJobDaddy
Cuddle with the juices
CosmicSentry
Because he's looking at all the adorable puppies and cats, and using the tissues to wipe his tears of happiness?
HalfpriceFruitbasket
Oh you sweet innocent piece of shit.....no....not at all
OzTheLameandTerrible
That implies he's a zoophile cause of the orgasm thing, but y'know, power to you
Nerdgoggles
Uhhh.... Yeah.
smellyboots
Who's still browsing porn with the history going? What is this, the middle ages?
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
How else am I supposed to find the good shit I stumbled upon when I had some fapjacks earlier?
AdoIfHitIer
I don't like having to type all the addresses and passwords and stuff over and over. and I want to find stuff again.
VulpesIncendium
I like to keep track of my history so I can revisit some favourites again later.
mikemill
I do. I live alone and have no same about the porn I look at. And I only go to safe sites.
Larentiah
There are safe sites?
BsIngA
It's not like incognito makes surfing any safer..
mikemill
Imgur has a ton of porn linked to by reddit nsfw subreddits. pornhub and xvideos are pretty safe.
SteadyMushroom
And xhamster?
LordNoodles
The hub always gives me redirects
INeedFakeLove
Save the environment. Use a sock.
fulminatrix
I never thought about it, but women are a lot more environmentally friendly in this regard. Huh.
Ichoosemylord
Because I'm a girl and panties are used to wipe girl juice after porn previewing...right on
Ichoosemylord
Or panties
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
That's...actually not a terrible idea...
caguilar8899
????????????????????
AdoIfHitIer
You mean like buy panties and put them over the cock while jerking off or something?
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Probably something people do
bentwrenches
Some silky panties, yeah, can recommend.
QuasarsAndBlazars
Sounds like expert advice. I like you
LarryLevine
Be sure to pee afterwards also, that extra jizz eventually coats your prostate - aaaaaaaaaaaand prostate cancer.
QuasarsAndBlazars
1)I doubt that, ejaculation is pretty well documented as being beneficial in preventing prostate cancer. I'm not saying don't clean up, but
QuasarsAndBlazars
2) not peeing afterwards is not harmful at all unless you can provide some good sources
TypicalPalmTree
Incognito mode, bro.
kjy912
Even with.
Yetsumari
As someone with a personal computer that no one else touches or even sees, sometimes I delete my history because I become ashamed of myself.
SovereignPhantasmia
I just leave cause I know I'll come back
iPickedThisNameSoYouCouldnt
Ctrl+shift+n are some of the most used keys on my faptop. Along with f,i,s,t,i,n,g,n,u,n,s.
MooblyDooblyWoobly
I too search for sifting sunn a lot.
sweatytelemarketer
Wouldn't it be f,i,s,t,n,g,u or are there three n keys on your keyboard?
RonaldBilliusWeasley
You don't?
iPickedThisNameSoYouCouldnt
It was too difficult to decipher..wanted to make sure people knew I was into nuns..u never know when a nun is on imgur
idontcheckmynotifications
Right?
aiwant2tc
I know people, who bookmark the stuff and put it on the toolbar.
theMonkeyTrap
no can't lose history, I just use the new IE for scientific purposes
thegr8rambino
Lol yes
quicksendhelp
Them u can't find it later
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
incognito is just for people who haven't accepted that we are all freaks yet.
Polarbearsarentreal
Let's you search "girl sucking a horse off while getting analy brutalized by her dad on her 16th birthday in a church"
spacerocks
Let's? No thank you.
deviator15
CallMeAncalagonTheBlack
Risky click
Cam1yo
I did it anyway (take what you will from that)
deviator15
AuroraNora33
I didn't even have to click; the pictures show up in the comments on iPhone and imgur beta for android :p
Valkyr1987
I miss the days when a risky click would actually have a good chance of being nsfw
QuasarsAndBlazars
well I mean nowadays you can just scroll to next generally
AluminiumFalcon
100% you're on a list.
koonkii
My bookmarks
AlexVedeem
Actually googled it, didn't find what I want
KennyBlankenshipsmostpainfuleliminationoftheday
Wasn't in a church?
AlexVedeem
Wasn't her 16th birthday
DragonPirates
Oh no.
IsaacArseneau
It was her 10th
muffypuffin
But sometimes I misc click a tab closing it and i am like , "What the F..."
monjoinoctave
Plot twist - the girl's answer is the blue one
Envy0816
Plot thickens, they are both girls
BlackberryCobbler
That's how it works in my world... lol
AnndyEdwards
I actually read it as two guys for some reason.
tjarlez
Too much gay porn? XD
AnndyEdwards
Neverrrr :D
AdoIfHitIer
Lol, as if girls have to masturbate
Laserguy
Maybe they don't have to but it's hot as hell to watch my wife do it.
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Your name made this funny for some reason. Don't ask me
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Adolf couldn't satisfy his cousin, nor Ava Braun
TerriMessy
Well nobody 'has to' but trust me women have needs just as much as men
AdoIfHitIer
Why don't they just have sex instead?
TerriMessy
Because not every woman has a sexual partner. And those that do may have urges at times that don't always match their partner.
HollaHollaHollaHolla
Except we don't need tissues. Just wipe your hand on your pants and you're good. Or get some hand sanitizer. I go with both
imjustawanderer
I need towels
TaniiBigteetz
I need towels before and after....
imjustawanderer
SAME
normalperson123
When I'm in knuckles deep, yes I most certainly do need a tissue.
Nerdgoggles
Now I need a tissue.
Kattsune
Now I need an adult
Turb0Yoda
I'm here
CorneliusCornwall
Lucky. I feel al gore cry evertime i switch to incognito mode.
HollaHollaHollaHolla
Funny. I hear the same
HungryPumpkn
Ok explain why Al Gore? I'm confused. Not my friend, not my cousin, me. Be the shepherd to the lost sheep that is me.
ChrisTheGopher
He made the glorious thing that we call internet.
CorneliusCornwall
Al gore is an eviromentalist and wrasslin the denim clad komodo waste tons of tissue paper.
yontsman
Why is he clad in denim?