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#doggie #skyrim
StylexP
The dog is happy because of your sacrifice :)
InspiredUser
OMG, best plot of skyrim ever, if there are anymore of these truer than true tells. Come tickle my laughing boner...but like not dirty.
pardonmysmegma
I've never played Skyrim but the story was engaging. +1
Racealistic
So basically
happydaysinhell
Brilliant
dontcallmeplath
I don't have time to read all of this right now, but I've seen it enough times to know I love it, so +1. Thanks for the reminder.
AnElectrifyingMan
I always get one of the vampire dogs or the ones at Fort Dawnguard. Also, unfortunately I am the high king of skyrim.
princesstoadstool
https://media.giphy.com/media/dC9DTdqPmRnlS/giphy.gif
KrabbyPatty808
Third time ive read this, awesome everytime.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Yay for happy endings =]
gardenofsushi
Meeko! The bestest pup. I am currently replaying Skyrim and I have to tell him to go home if it is too dangerous. (1)
gardenofsushi
I had to reload the game because he died once and I was mortified.
wotevz
John Wick lvl: Skyrim
Aerolfoz
Meanwhile I'm saving Solstheim just to get the Black Books and a suit of armour to abuse enchanting to become OP.
Aerolfoz
After that I just ignored Miraak and went off butchering half of Skyrim of course.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
Hahaha Damn! love that game
m0t0wnfilly
Lmmfao! I am crying laughing
UninformedImgurian
Skyrim is based on a true story.
motherpusbucket
We were ambushed on our way to Winterhold. Sadly he was killed. Moved him to a high rock along the road and left flowers every time I passed
campshak
John Wick 3
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
Dude Meeko is my homie. I found him at the same time that my other dog died so we were pretty happy chilling for an hour or two. Damn Giants
thetain
So sad watching meeko get kicked to the moon rag doll style
Aimanfire
That was a roller coaster ride
NoNoNoPlsNo
You are already feeling nostalgic about Skyrim?
JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone
I played it before I had kids (literally right up to the night my eldest was born). It was a different time. You damn right I'm nostalgic!
Millillion
I mean, it's over 5 years old.
NoNoNoPlsNo
I don't know. Maybe I'm just so old, that my nostalgic feels don't kick in yet for something so recent.
C0mtraya
Garouleloup
bloody hell
maybeiwill
I was very upset when that guy came with Mjoll so I moved to get rid of him but he came too. he's such a cockblock... ruined my marriage
jjm152
I never realized this happens because I always install the unofficial skyrim patch. I guess it fixes it?
maybeiwill
Ah, the patch I never knew I needed
MuFugginFudge
"I know my dog is safe" Next Tweet: "He died" Me: WHAT THE FUCK Me: *reads further* Me: Oh.
becibeci
Plays skyrim to avoid real life and winds up domesticated and civic minded.
Attacker732
That doesn't seem very civil minded. Launching someone to their death for insulting a dog is far from civil. Justified, maybe. Civil, no.
chaosfirestorm
Have you seen John Wick? Pretty civil to me. lmao
Attacker732
I admitted that it might be justified.
IronMansRightHand
Civic* minded means being concerned with how the community functions
Attacker732
Oops.
Attacker732
Although if he was building a community, he technically killed a quarter of it for insulting his dog.
cleverbeans
Sometimes building a community means ostracising certain members. Exclusivity gives a sense of superiority. Works for religion right?
RatoMolhado
That'll make them learn. That's how you raise a great community.
yeaaadude
Everyone kinda felt like that dog in the game. Until I learned I could eat people and drink their blood
WhyIsThisStillEvenAQuestion
Um...you can do what now?
OneNeoEon
I dunno what that user means but you can be a vampire and there is a ring that lets you be a cannibal.
QueenCousland
Vampirism (fight vampires, or Dawnguard) and the Ring of Namira (go to Markarth's Hall of the Dead).
WhyIsThisStillEvenAQuestion
Awesome. Just got the game and I'm going through it whenever I have time. Thanks
QueenCousland
Just to be sure: When you get to Markarth's Hall Of The Dead, side with her. You'll know who I mean. Also, important thing...
QueenCousland
...a completely different quest has a thing that only happens when you sleep. Sleep will seem optional, but do it. Until she...
QueenCousland
ALSO: Don't rush to Markarth. Kill that first chicken. Kill Heimskr. Kill Nazeem. Know why. Feel out the game in Whiterun.
Ulmo
My character is a monster! He resurrected the guy in front of the dog using the Dead Thrall spell and then killed them both with lightning.
QueenCousland
Did you soul trap Meeko, and if so, what'd you enchant him into?
Ulmo
Naaaa, I just killed him out right. But it's possibly not the worst thing that character ever did...
thetain
Vydrach
This man just wanted to keep his dog safe. Unfortunately, I am the High King of Skyrim.
Corvicat
noctynight
This is why I got the immortal dog mod.
TheTribalLion
+1 for the High King of Skyrim
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OneRandomM8
You do god's work
AnElectrifyingMan
What the fuck did you just say?!?!?!
FartBlunt69420
ULFRIC STORMCLOAK IS THE TRUE HIGH KING OF SKYRIM
AnElectrifyingMan
FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!! I AM THE TRUE HIGH KING!!!!
ProfessorWasp
THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL NEEDS TO COME TO DUNWALL AND BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE THALMOR OUT!
Portusjacksoni
This person is playing Skyrim right.
Smackaveli
Seriously.
Laynco
He ignored the main questline completely, so yes, he's playing it right
Smackaveli
I agree. That's how I play it
KingKelevra
I didn't even know your could do half of those things in the game...build a house? C'mon...how?
SirGabberdale
Jus don't be a lol bitch and the game makes it happen
QueenCousland
Hearthfire. And cooler houses than the ones you can buy without it.
Garouleloup
Mods can give you better looking ones straight up.There are probably house building ones too.There are mods for everything.
beansandcornbreadandgreens
it's baller, but presents its' difficulties... http://imgur.com/Ubdx8Ni
wackywoohoopizzaman
With Hearthfire you can adopt children and build your own homes
BewilderedBeaver
HomeS? As in more than the one at the lake? Since when?
tangybreath
Since ever. There are three
wackywoohoopizzaman
I guess I was under the impression that you could build more than one
tangybreath
You can absolutely build more than one. There is one near falkreath, one near morthal and one near dawnstar
BewilderedBeaver
I thought Falkreath was the only one. Whenever want to turn to other things, somebody comes up with another undiscovered Skyrim secret.