Why settle for this?! If you really put your back into it, you can do much worse. Maybe if you're lucky you'll be able to get an overused porta potty into that room, mount a corpse in it and you two can live and sleep in there. C'mon, we believe in you.
Do you mail your pizza delivery guy a treasure map and reward them with fellatio/cunnilingus? Is there a community rule where it is known if you come home drunk you will never find your apartment, so it's cool to crash on the couch? Does the mail system operate via a steampunk spider inhabited by goblins who demand blood as payment? What the hell kind of door/address lettering do you use here, Wingdings? I have many more questions but my brain hurts.
Howeirdly
He’s breathing hard!!! WTAF???
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
Do you live in the video game doors?
lospaturno
dude's living in the backrooms
SpikedSynapse
I was seriously expecting this to end in a jumpscare from a monster.
unclepickles
...you ok, bud?
CaldariBob
It's a bit squalid.
MrHappySmiles
Y’all got some solid ass doors.
swephisto
Why settle for this?! If you really put your back into it, you can do much worse. Maybe if you're lucky you'll be able to get an overused porta potty into that room, mount a corpse in it and you two can live and sleep in there. C'mon, we believe in you.
EndlingGer
That new Blair witch movie is looking weird…
thesavagery
Do you mail your pizza delivery guy a treasure map and reward them with fellatio/cunnilingus? Is there a community rule where it is known if you come home drunk you will never find your apartment, so it's cool to crash on the couch? Does the mail system operate via a steampunk spider inhabited by goblins who demand blood as payment? What the hell kind of door/address lettering do you use here, Wingdings? I have many more questions but my brain hurts.
Secradon
at least you won't get robbed no one could find that place.
PutThePRNDLinD
More like a lair...or a squat.
OlympicFail
I too have considered living in an abandoned warehouse.
electricwizard
Economy so bad even the backrooms got rented out
ragnafrak
Was expecting Backrooms.
VeryLongTimeLurker
so many questions, so many issues
lazybuthappy
I was expecting a zombie in robes with a coffee mug
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ouroborus777
Is this the US? I don't think it's the US but, these days, I can no longer tell.
jebstat59365
I sure hope you never wake up smelling smoke...
DaveSamsonite
@op I am a little surprised to see the building has power
HoneyGunner007
I wouldn’t be surprised to see scooby doo and shaggy running around in there too
mondomar
I am not sure what I was expecting, but that reminds me of fight club
JustBoone
Living in an abandoned building? How's the rent?
BeckyLookAtHerButt
More importantly, how's the internet.
JustBoone
Probably not bad.
Denare
Why are you living in the back rooms when you know how to leave?
CheshireCad
Have you SEEN housing prices?
SpikedSynapse
hell even the back rooms are out of my price range these days.