Kauzzik
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Aug 6, 2017 9:07 PM
Kauzzik
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Markamanic
0/10 Literally unwatchable.
JuanMillionAnts
I think we found Bobby Fischer
sirharixx
god dammit whats the title? Not even a source shame on yu @OP
SoulSukkur
"I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub."
hamstre
Official Voldemort
what047
Ive seen this, more than once.
sorroweater
My wife's penned angry rants for bad science in porn games before.
TyroneNiggams
Lana Rhoades And August Ames.
darwinhacker
I too like to play chest!
Magicmat
I don't think he understands what Pornhub is for...
keelikat
Also who plays chess on a bed? When you get in the bed it moves the board and will probably slide some of the pieces around.
MeowMooKittyCow
I have a board very similar to that one and it's magnetic, meaning there's no issue with playing on a bed.
SometimesISayDumbShit
Who are those chess players?
ChrisChalms
August Ames and Lana Rhoades
Lagiacruis
August Ames and Lana Rhoades, you say? Breast supporting actresses, you say? My! How intriguing, I must learn more.
SamLasssy
I imagine a short trip to the site would answer your question.
justaprofile01
What site would that be?
SamLasssy
The one you visit with one hand.
justaprofile01
My acupuncturist's website?
soaksloginwood
Very short in my case.
GrundleFondler
The Black censor bars look funny when I scroll on mobile
blueplinx
What black magic is this?
GrundleFondler
The screen is shut off partially for such dark blacks and needs some fractions of a second to turn back on- I'm only guessing here actually
StunnedGoofy
These Units are not meant to play chess with each other... I mean well... They will play with each other but it's deff. Not a game of chess.
MoooCow
They were both supposed to be nerdy and great at chess. Ruined the scene. Would not fap to.
NorseGod222
I haven't seen the video, but I wouldn't be surprised if they referred to it as Checkers.
StunnedGoofy
whoisnorthdakota
yo ;)
TheIndianWhoIsWayTooBritish
initVI
I think I have to review that. To check the chess obviously. Do you have the link?
thebluerajaliveson
Lana Rhodes and August Ames
UmmmPhrasing
????
Newtabincognito
I fucking watched that video two days ago. I knew that comment would end up here. Fucking love you
thatguywhohasnoname
Title?
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
Check replies to the third top comment.
cab435
MoooCow
I watched this video recently. Absolutely terrible. 7/10
ghosttic
Fentanyl
I like how the word "porn" is censored out as if it was some swear word and we couldn't recognize the logo
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
Censoring @pornhub logo is like censoring f-word. Everyone knows what it means and how to find what is.
pornhub
It should be a crime or something.
toohungoverforusernames
+1 for grammatical username
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
Sometimes stupid inconsistencies can ruin the mood
BartanicGarden
Well i analysed the game and realised that after the cut in the game, the figures reset and they do the same moves again...
BartanicGarden
but this time after whites queen moves to d5 they realised that white won. Still no explanation for the check start and the stupid moves.
wiillii
Continuity errors suck. Especially if you are showing us crazy ass positions i want to see the awkward transitions too.
XenoCore
A few are going to happen no matter how hard you try, but miss enough and everything topples.
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SirBrendan
Why did you put 'cremated' in quotation marks? Do you doubt that he was cremated?
fbutt09
Why set high standards for props in the porn industry. They are not there to be remembered for props, script or set.
Wazzu
It's kind of difficult standards. You remember the best, and hate the worst, but yeah the middling ones are forgotten. Mind is most erotic.
ChiLLeCheeze
I remember one where they were playing a video game, except the controllers weren't plugged in. What a turn off.
Blehninja
That's the worst! Or when the plumber doesn't even fix anything!
scratchHereForUsername
... but still that video got a 73% rating, despite this extremely poor performance shown... I just don't understand those upvoters there.
revdoctorgflow
beat it nerd.
NorseGod222
I love the idea of him sitting there flaccid, and disgusted enough to go and find something productive to do.
thefrayedendsofsanity
Oh, he was hard the whole time.
iamthisguy247
It'd be funny to picture the opposite. That he gets off yet all the while complaining, and then finally angry post-cum that he stoop so low.
maaaaadness
"I'm jerking off despite the glaring plot holes."
LunaChic
That trope is already becoming a meme: being ashamed of or disgusted by what you just capped to.
gettinbucknasty
maaaaadness
Arms crossed across his chest
cardboardwhales
MrMagnanimous
NorseGod222
Shaking his head and saying to himself "What is this shit?".
Duendes
Wait, which head?
wackywoohoopizzaman
Holy shit this entire thread is exactly something I would do if I was angry enough
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
flacid penis and all
rememberwhenjohnnycashhurt
*mumbling to self with mild enthusiasm* that's exactly why I keep upvoting this thread
Krympehl
considering that nearly every time I'd play chess with my ex led to sexy time, I could understand when a game didn't go well
NorseGod222
I don't know how you were playing but you were playing it right!
Krympehl
it was too quick, :( she wasn't very challenging 7mooves average is too soon
SonderingStrike
"I literally cannot do ANYTHING with THIS *Slaps his penis* when you make SHIT like THAT! *Slaps screen*"
ArtMadeofYourComment
It's weird to me that I'm sitting here with a bunch of strangers imagining another stranger being unable to masturbate. +1
NorseGod222
And now I'm imagining you imagining someone else being unable to masturbate.
ABCDEFGevolved
Still 3/10, fap to D5 Queen. He'll cum around.
CoderWithoutCaffeine
Yeah I get my chess lessons from porn hub. Chess is hard you know.
emceedreidal
You love the idea?
Sackadelic
Hahahahahah got me.
decorativemooseknuckle
Op probably
Tundrareiter2
But it is productive ... even reproductive
Wrath93
You have no idea how hard it is to find good chess porn these days.
Cilantr0
"I love the idea of him sitting there flaccid" - NorseGod222, 2017
NorseGod222
If that's the only quote remembered of me I'll take it
dafawkudoin
I've been there... Like I feel terrible, dog is whining at my door and my neighbors yard guy comes on Sunday mornings...
Slander7
I did the same thing with the chess game in the Harry Potter movie, which is equally farcical. Flaccid and all.
RobertNAdams
Imagine a naked chick playing Mercy... as a DPS. There's a point where even a boner can be overridden for everyone.
MrMagnanimous
aflarge
(They write these things hoping to land their comment on image boards)
aflarge
Same thing with the Amazon reviews
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
"I love the idea of him sitting there flaccid..." -NorseGod222
sFida
As the Nordic legends foretold...
Saxxon92
r/nocontext
BranMakMorn
Perfect.
GDSTEVE
If you love the idea of him sitting flaccid, you should know I'm drying my flaccid tackle in front of a box fan...fully clothed.
LunaChic
Lol ????
HessianGhost
Fully clothed? You'll never get it dry that way.
NorseGod222
I think context matters.
censoredbytheFCC
Sprinkle some gold bond on there. That's the best feeling ever for a semi mature male.
meytalraven
Isn't that most imgers?
tex81024
Imgurian*
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Imgurers?
meytalraven
Image jurors?
NorseGod222
This may be the most appropriate version for Imgur
SonderingStrike
Imager?
allthenamesaregone
Flaccid is a great word. Flaccid flaccid flaccid.
malachitedragon
Flaaa-cid. It's fun to say.
LunaChic
I knew I couldn't be the only person who loved this word. ????????????
NorseGod222
I try to work it into as many conversations as I can, but sometimes it just won't fit in.
LunaChic
I can see how inserting it there might be a bit difficult, just gotta work with it a bit.
Contundo
This is almost as got as some of those tumblr threads!
NorseGod222
Your encouragement helps!
SonderingStrike
Sometimes it is hard, but it isn't always so you gotta try inserting it in when it isn't too much effort. They may not like it but screw em.
Killerma
It takes a keen eye to spot these faults.. Hire that person as a government agent.
HolyStalactite
As a person who is passionate about chess, anytime I see a game being played I'm interested. Think cat and a laser pointer.
vh12372
"how did you get hired"? >>I watched some porn...<<
baconbaconpizzabacon
Or a liar. Aint lilke anyone is gonna go check hes telling the truth
emparier
So autists?
arebenji
They call him bond. Official_Voldemort Bond.
JasonWaterfaIIs
Or at least a continuity guy for Hollywood, I know a storm trooper that could have used his talents "c'mon guys, right into f#cking door!?"
DrSymphonic
When I worked at the bank my job was to spot things out of the ordinary on all 100+ floors of our HQ. I could spot changes instantly.
Killerma
That's very good, but can you spot incorrect chess moves in mediocre porn? Because that's national security level alertness.
DrSymphonic
They revoked my license to play chess during my last trip to Vladivostok. ;)
Killerma
That's awful! I hope you're taking it okay.
FreeBreastReductionConsultation
Don't give the orange guy ideas.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Too late
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
Damn you're dumb. If your president is a moron, at least try to help him out. He's your president for four years.
n080dy123
This isn't the kind of man who either accepts his own problems or accepts help. He's demonstrated this.
ArtMadeofYourComment
Killerma
I give suggestions, ideas cost you.
MsDavidAttenborough
And ideas are bulletproof
Killerma
That they are.
aPokal
@TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
We'll look into it
AveragegamerdudeBANNED2
Here's one of the judges when she finds out when something was off
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gengumby
I'm going to imagine this is from the 50 Shades franchise
ByzantineMan
Ha
Killerma
I know that face.. It's anal..
PapiBlanco
More like painal
elizardo
I know that face. Its molly?
TheBigLetdown
I need the name of the video
Upvoter2000x
Twin Sisters Fuck after Losing Game
fedelis
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ohDannyBoi
I thought the offensive part was that the title was blacked out
somanywonders987
Why did he censor that...
AceVanquish
To offend you.
Visser3
This is the first time I've seen a screen shot of pornhub of a video I've seen...time to get a g/f
ChiLLeCheeze
Why? So you can watch the terrible chess game?
eruditic
Me too (for a friend)
Daders
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NobodyIsHereAnymore
I just fapped to this last night!
upthehillandtotheright
Haha
Kauzzik
"girlsway naturally busty Lana and August fool around"
beacon2245
thank you for this
ChaneDawg
Yup
Ilovepoopinglikealot
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iamnotthrowingawaymyshot
I almost asked how in the world you knew that, then realized that I'm an idiot.
WallieWhale
I am only commenting because porn is diguesting and not so i can search it back later..... Yes, That
LawlzTaylor
It's 3am est and you just caused that video to be on the hot/front page of pornhub!
alex426
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Crawmak
Dot? Dot. Dot is good.
doglickingbuttholes
billock
brownribbon
Hey mate, what kind of garbage is this? A 7 minute video and no titties until 4 minutes in?!
FeistyFluxi
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Sanelo
God bless America!!
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TapatioHotSauce
Bump
CassiusNemo
Thank you friend
Emailman02
._.
cuzitsthere
Mmm.. Maybe tomorrow, penis, for I am tired.
Adamlk
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ChittyChittyGangBang
BrockStudly
I'm gonna load this comment up with words so that if anyone sees my phone they don't see its sole purpose is as a dot.
Orion1453
Woah, that's actually a great idea. I'm doing it too.
kenobijuan
So then I said. "Raccoons can't fight a fucking giraffee. Turns out those lil Sun'sbitches can and will."
DeadeicPrints
you people are hilarious today.
squishysquirrel13
In THIS economy?
ArkansasJackHammer
Rekt em? Damn near killed em!
amordeum
I just opened up pornhub, and this video was the very first one that showed. GG imgur
MyBigMouth
Department of Transportation
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
. Dot of shame. I just wanna check out this match of Chess.
ElDonaldTrump
DOT
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SapphireBlue10
Commenting for reference.
kilmepls
0N10N5
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/223/754/ed1.jpg
Ph1l1pp1d3s
Fine addition
AfroSamuraiRM
MrMcCookieMuffin
Is that from the safely endangered comics?
Epicess321
Yeee
TheMostTrustworthy
The amount of dots on this is hilarious. This is also a dot.
BecauseButthole
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bowserdrums90
suedecouch
Oh no guys it's reeaaal bad
daniel200
Damn ghosts getting their extoplasm everywhere
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MyBodyIsBready
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wlfman
Refer to this comment at a later time
177papapiret
Just ignor me. Im just gonna leave this here
thirddamacount
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magneticgumby
/a/bu4pN
WhyAreThoseCaptchaThingsSoFuckingHardToRead
I, too, want to view the poorly executed game of chess.
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Phat dot
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Kman914
Yeet, thanks fam
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Sully280
Would recommend...?
BigDumbGinger
Nope - very lame!
StubaSceve
192 thirsty replies to this comment alone. Oh wait, make that 193
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Covfefe?
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This seems like a good time for a reply.
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mrsrowan
Thanks
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I'll give a dot to that
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Cheese
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And the record for most comments goes to...yes, I'm backing away now. Thanks.
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earlymornin
The real question is, did you also post that comment?
OhForTheLoveOfAllThatIsHoly
Whaaaat
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adddaaaammmmm
Yeah that's cool and all but have you heard of this thing called a dot
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A true hero
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Hello my friend
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worldlinekeeper
Dotting for...reason.
SmegmaMilkshake
DOT
Badseedx3
Why do we leave dots? Oh...
IndefinetelyTired
We all know why I'm here
annabond
B Rub B
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You know why I'm hereb
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heterochromiairidum
really... interesting
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Department of transportation
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emparier
I'll be back for this after game of thrones
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Doot doot
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PeeinOnHitlersFace
I'm a sad strange little man
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TheBigLetdown
Doing the Lord's work +1
coldrider
God save the queen
TheSaltyPotato
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Lagiacruis
HAHA! Great Joke, friend!
TheBIFFALLO87
Definitelyporndot
AwesomeUsernameNoOneElseHas
????
GalaticPresidentSuperstarMcAwesomeville
You all should be ashamed of yourselfs. In no way am I making this comment to come back here later. Dot
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
Dot
SkyeKey
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ThemasterofZ
That science project
Spomp
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Exceloar
Det
Amildlysmashedpotato
time to NOT touch myself because god is watching
GreyM62
+1
JiggleWigglepp
+=1
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ColonFilth
Excellent.
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Monica
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Dpt
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Arkvoodle
Naturally dotty comment by Kauzzik gets voted up
MOTHERFUCKINGCTHULHU
Dot
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tobydesu9999
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XenoCore
I'm just going to watch it to see the chess inconsistencies.
youroldfriend
L'dot
BarelyAlive
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TitanWarfareTP
Thanks for the porn OP
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InvaderOwl
Dot
RNCHFLVRSEED
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LongGreasyDick
Oh boy
andyonetime
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gitaruman
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Groose
Screenshotted incase imgur devs delete the comment
DangerousNoodles
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WhatIsThisNonsenseIAmSeeing
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ClapCityClassic
You should've just focused on Lana buddy, why would you look at the chess game??!
Nivalis
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Daders
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VeryBoredWithLife
Oops left a dot
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Dot
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Gianttesticlemonster
findlesticks
I've not seen this before, is more of S3 out?
Gianttesticlemonster
Yup second episode.
AfroSamuraiRM
Third episode is out.
Kawaii166T
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MaxieMooo
Its actually very easy, just boil some water, plop the pasta in and wait 10 minutes, drain the water and stir the pesto into it in the pot.
BalfMalark
And thats why I dont listen to the Rolling Stones any more
Dezban
You gotta make sure it's the right kind of noodles though. If it's to thick it will take longer before you cam drain them.
rexgmk
"Plop"
MaxieMooo
My 8 year old cousin though it'd be funny if she called me a plop when I last saw her and I laughed for a solid 10 minutes.
Alenivan
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GiveMeYourDownSyndromeVotes
Hey porn name
SirStrongBad
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Talonchis
Dot
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
I'm gonna leave this comment here but don't tell my girlfriend
MOTHERFUCKINGZORP
I'm with you on that
MichaelCeraDickbuttFrontPageUpvote
Turd brown
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Close.
swing11
Beige?
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Negatory
StankyPankySammich
I won't.
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
You better fuckin not you son of a bitch.
johnaustits
Light brown
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Gross no
nougatman66
Hey it's me your girlfriend
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Oh hey, don't tell yourself that I want to watch said video
Ayyylmeow
White.
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
White is not a color
Ayyylmeow
I just figured you were one of those people
RulesOfImgur
Bro code to the end.
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
I'm sure your right hand will be ok with it
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Not after I watch this video ayoooooo
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
ayyyyyy lmao
JumballWotersun
Is it red?
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
It is not red
Nuhfinator
I'm gonna go with orange
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
You're incorrect
GeorgeKvsh
Tawnee?
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Idk what tawnee is so no
largeal
My comment will live here with yours. Don't tell my girlfriend.
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Im telling her
largeal
You wouldn't
Chickenbuttholeremover
"Pornhub Orange"?
iAppdata
With a little bit of black.
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Negative
n080dy123
Ebony?
TwistedTool
Jimmy?!
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
No
BillCosbysPharmacy
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YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
. is not a color
fdinthea
Blue?
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Wasted your best guess. Sorry buddy but check the profile
Scrubbeh
Burgundy
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Nope
frequentdot
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The7thguest
Turquoise
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
No sir
toobsteakJEDI
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YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
God damn it . is not a color.
GunganExterminator
,
toobsteakJEDI
It's clearly white
ActualGarbage
chartreuse
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
People always guess this actual garbage color. Did u c wat eye did their?
kwansue
Same
SirRoss911
Mahogany brown
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
No
MeMomsSpaghetti
Puce
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
You're a puce. (No)
JarlPastrami
Greenish Purple?
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Nooooo
JarlPastrami
was I close? what about puce?
SL3ID3R
gray?
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Gray is not a color
JdrummerG
ok
steventheslothdude
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NinjaInABag
Poop green
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
What's good with people guessing literal shit colors
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
Btw no
dliston66
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YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
I'm about to start blocking people who just type a period. At least make a guess you lazy sacks of meat beaters
dliston66
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