realmdweller
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Get off your phone dude!
Come on, man.
Uh, most viral edit? Is this how this works? I'm just a simple man who was grilling some meat and stumbled upon an image I felt I had to capture with my phone. If that makes me worthy of accolades please, heap them upon me. Otherwise, send stories of that one time you missed out on something.
DopeFudgee
Can't tell which is a bigger miss. The penalty messi shot or this guy not seeing these chicks
indecentorc
Little kid far left fish hooking his dad
HousePest
"Hey babe, love you, miss you, be home soon." Meanwhile, some douche nearby plots to make a post about how phones are disconnecting us.
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
O NOES, he missed 2 girls kissing a third...on the cheek... I mean, I guess it's nice, but it's not exactly Pink Velvet.
MightyIink
Leave him alone, he's catching his pokemans.
merdock379
He’s banging one of them and sick of at least 2 of them.
MrPigsington
Someone, somewhere is real tired of their shit, might be that guy...
TheBlackWindHowls
Mayralejandraaaa
Lmaoooo
braingain
Guy on the left has a kid for a toothpick
Dopplerfart
He is probably from Argentina
Chambo852
Jim was just too busy looking at nudes from pam
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
I'm sure he is banging at least 1 of them. It doesn't faze him.
Ponitytto
Maybe he has seen that kinda boring shit before?
pazuzu
Dude on the left has a kid groping his teeth, but he still knows what's up ;)
realmdweller
That dad definitely knows what's up!
TheRobotWhoCriedHuman
Maybe he is watching lesbian porn on his phone so he isn't really missing anything.
imthenachoman
Just a reminder that life moves pretty fast. There is way more to it than hot girls kissing each other.
Mayralejandraaaa
TOO BAD MESSI MISSED THAT PENAL RIGHT?? LMAO.
rezpawner
Dudes. They are kissing her on the cheek, not tonguing her stinktube. Chill the fuck out.
IamMrGoodfellow
He too busy texting me.
nukethelizards
He's just 8,000% over her shit and her friends.
prithvywalid
No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is tired of her shit.
bloobaloo2
Dad on the left knows what's up.
ViperswingX0
...You're right.
BrisketandBeans
They were probably being attention whores the whole game
CommentMalone
Plot twist, those are his sisters
realmdweller
BuffingtonRumbleberries
Are you assuming his sexuality?
Nick11235
TRIGGERED
Nick11235
Whoever you are, wtf I know you're reading this so comment
PixilPixi
iseethemoon
Not like they would've let him in in the action
HiddenSanity
I mean, he could be the gay buddy and not care.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
Dude in the right I know from college, girl in middle is his reckless ass gf
LeCacty
idontbelieveyou.gifpeg
CasualAsshole
Proooooove it!
SpoofTheAnnihilator
fortunately, somebody has uploaded the picture for him to watch on his phone, now he won't be openly creepy at least.
hereforthensfwreddits
Why is it creepy to look at women in public behaving in the way pictured above?
realmdweller
Perhaps that was his plan all along. I'm such a sucker.
WhySoCereals
He's actually looking at this post because he's from the future.
RunningWaterMonster
Your onto something here
Ravenuser
He's looking it in his organized favourites on Imgur...
realmdweller
If only.