Tajedi
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FP edit: Usersubbbbb!!!!!
Also send pics of huskies!!
Oct 27, 2017 3:15 PM
Tajedi
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328
FP edit: Usersubbbbb!!!!!
Also send pics of huskies!!
jherazob
Stuey1221
Tags! Brilliant
capnsebastian
Harvey Weinstein what are you doing on imgur at this hour?
sexyGandalf12
I share mine with your mother.
imgal76
Not if you call it a “peepee”
TranscendentMonkeyNutsRupturingAndReIeasingAVelociraptor
maybe the wrong meme icon for that one
Bizarkly
Probably should have been *demonic* mallard... or the tiger.
PaulLynde
@iH8myPP
Velexis
I prefer sharing with others who have one.
sLiCkDiCkRiCk6
+1 for the tags xD
PepperPeanutsVagenis
This again?
koboshi
My friend has one but only shares it with those who already have one as well.
bladewing2016
Remember though... It's still considered wrong to Bill Cosby them
cheeseburgersmakemehorny
I wish I had a dick cause I feel like it would be awesome to fuck people
projectiledisfunction
You really are a true giver
Burke616
I've got this kink, it's called informed consent. Super hot, everyone should try it.
G1ngerBoy
+1 for the tags
korvkiosk
iputthefiresout
The best part of waking up is penis in your mouth
WallpaperProblems
That’s why you stop sleeping in the Morgue.
resonantD
Crossing swords brings a unique satisfaction.
WHATILEARNEDINBOATINGSCHOOLIS
Upvoted only for the tags. That was a hell of a ride
helpimaddictedtoimgur
The tags led me on a wild ride
BaconRouladen
Sn1chy
Ok Harvey, nice try
PerRnning
@op not while dooing pushups but while planking
DrunkAriel87
Those tags tho
mukeman1a9000
When planking
dakonsept
A rollercoaster ride. Not as good as that lockpicker who didn't impress girls and fell out of trees and cried at fawns. But still good.
BigJewishHulk
Bloody hell i looked at them mid stairs. I almost fell down.
Allofyoush
#handstandpushups
Tajedi
Forgot to add that last bit!
Allofyoush
#6inchestall
funnyaccepted
Best part is writing my full name in the snow.....in cursive.
Jamesly139
I prefer sharing mine with someone else who has one so that there are 2 times the original amount. Yes... that's why.
KillingTheJoke12
https://media.giphy.com/media/26xBI0mwTQj8IL6so/source.gif
tornadosandwich
And they'd have a better idea of what to do with it!
ItAintGayIfItsAFemininePenis
Hey listen, it ain't gay if it's a feminine penis
TabletsForPorn
I do it because it's good to have a handle
PresidentProTempore
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was gonna make this comment.
OhMyGurs
I found the OP
Jamesly139
ChrisWsrn
This comment needs more up-votes.
fartharder
Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
NoImDirtyDan
Same
narwhaffle
I like sharing it with people who have as much penis as possible honestly
Foffett
Agreed. Peentastic! Also people with them generally know about how to best work one. Controversial: guys give better head.
Verifay
Maybe I just haven't been with guys who know what they're doing, but when guys try to jerk me they tend to pull from the base which isn't ok
missusmeeseeks
I believe it.
pottage
Nothing controversial, easily true from my experience.
ForgivingCat
Is it because they have larger mouths?
pottage
They just know what works and what doesn't
murderhobbit
Totally the reason why *shifty eyes* *avoids parents' eyes even more*
PresidentProTempore
"When are you getting a girlfriend?"
murderhobbit
"Uuuhhh iunno maybe I'll find a girl this weekend." *does not*
PresidentProTempore
I always say I'm too busy
murderhobbit
That's good too
iamthisguy247
*removes penis**throws it at women on the bus**recieve looks of shock* "it's cool ladies, just give it back when you're done. I'm sharing!"
Kiore
Buck Angel did a show like that once. Except he fucked himself with it after.
cyberpunxie
Isn't that how male octopuses do it? They take it off and are like "Here, go fuck yourself." to a female.
iamthisguy247
True. I mean I saw that in a facts dump on here, so it has to be true.
cyberpunxie
Yeah, same, and I'm too lazy to google it.
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
I like to give it as a surprise
down2stars
vilostropiwetitties
what is the sauce on this?
fiddlewheelx
Pickle surprise!
Iseenaples
IIIHalezIII
https://img7.dmty.pl//uploads/201011/1290954812_by_drosophila_600.jpg
klj126
Mark Halperin? That you?
Tajedi
Sliacen
God fucking dammit.
AddNapalm
No dick butt?
fhatpotatou
Is that the Spanish Inquisition.
XtremeHairball
https://imgur.com/sSusRqs
AdamantIntransigent
Why is Harvey Weinstein allowed on Imgur?
AgDrumma07
I don't think Harvey Weinstein is allowed to do anything
Multitaskingimgurian
@ISeeNipple
fhatpotatou
CodyDiamond
XtremeHairball
https://imgur.com/xJLQykM
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
@Iseenipple
TrueDankMemeLord
We have something new to tag him for now! Beautiful
thecrazyanimals123
This should be top comment
KillingTheJoke12
Edgy
dullawolf
lol. that is funny. cold.. but funny
wpfranner
Like.... in a box?
tarataqa
At Christmas, I stuff it in stockings
SubzeroAK
Step 1
happyLilAccident
This is dark... Ducks have spiraled genitalia as an evolutionary adaptation to their practice of forced copulation (i.e., rape)
Roehcai
Don't ducks also 'lose' and regrow their penises seasonally?
jenkinl1302
NSFW?
GrantLeavitt
Well, that puts a new spin on things...
Smayds
You just get a duck in your left hand, a drake in your right, and spin madly while connecting.
MrsTitsMcGee
Pigs as well
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
yeayeah we've all seen scientifically accurate duck tails
LuckyLuke193
Duck Tails, WOO OOO!
sciencebasedlifeform
happyLilAccident
"Wings out, corkscrew up, thats the way i like to fuck" - Duck Ludacris, prolly
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Can someone please make a duck Ludacris?
dwigtyouignorantslut
*LuDuckris
lordofhouselurker
I like it aha aha. Thats the way aha aha I like to fuck a duck - Duck Jamarl, ft prolly
MartyMcFallingwithstyle
You meant Luduckris.
ScicleX
Underrated comment here.
TojS
'Runnin her bill saying No. Got my cork in won't let go. Let me give you that QUAACK QUUAAACK.' -R Kelly ft. Duck Therapist
hstein3
Now I'm hearing the theme to DuckTales, except with "duck rape."
Vlaatu
Ooh-OO-ooh~
FireBelliedNewt
Hutchy01
I wonder if you could get a duck sufficiently "happy" to help you with wine
Vlaatu
No, you couldn't. But way to be inquisitive and unashamed of it!
PoppinLochNessHopster
If the females evolved to not give consent then what are they to do other than go extinct?
Tangibility
Expending 100% of your energy reproducing, you wouldn't live long, and using 0% wouldn't be inherited, so you need an intermediate.
Tangibility
Powerless to male reproduction strategies is too harmful for females, so having a countermeasure is the phenotype that is most advantageous.
ImSorryFriend
The females evolved to resist impregnation when they don't consent... but go on, try to shoehorn ducks into an anti-consent crusade lol
Tanwolf
The female tract is twisted as well. If the female consents, she relaxes enough for the male to enter her. If she doesn't, then the male>>
Tanwolf
can't get in far enough to impregnate her. Only 3% of offspring is from being forced.
doubleormuffin
How does having a spiral penis help with that? Genuinely curious
fluffycake25
Maybe it's too short and it serves as a hook.
Chev8t8
Seems like it'd be more difficult
mormacil
It curls as it extends so she can't shake him off.
Subtlelight
Because the vaginal cavity is maze like on a duck.
doubleormuffin
How'd that get evolved, then?
Tangibility
Sexual Conflict - Evolutionary arms race when males develop a fitness advantage that harms female reproductive fitness.
Tangibility
This is because females expend a ton of energy in reproduction, and too much reproduction can be harmful if males don't assist in some way.
Tangibility
In this case, male ducks have an advantage that harms female ducks. Female ducks that are successful are able to counter this harmful trait.