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magicgirl
#9 my mother's cat proudly brought home his first kill years ago. It was a fresh Jaffa cake, we still have no idea where he got it
qhatdoyouhavethereaknife
#4 kipo?
thekeyofe
#26 30-50 raccoons riding feral hogs.
Keiththebrown
I don't get the wrong man one
reformedxile
to save yall time here is a link for the Rectal Use Only stickers https://smile.amazon.com/500-Rectal-Only-Stickers-Waterproof/dp/B082V72X41
JollyJokzr
#5
TurtIeproof
*Takes a bong rip ... a cat hatchet is a catchet.
landofbob
#29 wait until you learn about ctrl+shift+T in a newly opened Chrome window.
Scribe8877
Needs more tacos.
BroncoFan17
Caerbannog12433
#1 this is in my neighborhood too ?
SeawardSkies
#4 Yumyan owns you all!
MonsieurBon
#4 "They call him YumYan HAMMERPAWWWWWW!
periwinklepanda
#19 my daughter learned the "Giant Woman" song from Steven Universe and would sing it all the time. The looks we'd get when she sang it in/1
periwinklepanda
public were hilarious.
rosteroster
For any who don't know: ctrl-shift-t will reopen any chrome tabs you just closed by mistake :fingerguns:
SpammersAreScum
also in Firefox
coffeeismyfriend
Cmd+Shift+T for Macs
RubberChickenGoD
#4 and the last one. Is he a lumberjack? Is he ok?
superpaul79
#31 Michael's.
ToeByThreeOclock
Never trust a person who spells it Micheal.
jennym123
JemFayCrystal
Dat cat.
cherbear333
Quick make them waffles!
qhatdoyouhavethereaknife
Was a weird show
TheDentDad
I imagine bacon at the top of the pyramid.
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
I do love me some bacon but I strongly think it’s getting too much play these days. I’d give up bacon forever if it was between it and tacos
dgmarks
Guess what: bacon tacos
ELGUANO
RicheTheBuddha
I laffed. Hard. Thank you.
ELGUANO
That’s awesome glad to make you happy
Fannagly
#29Open the browser again, Control+Shift+T. Might not work for every browser.
EggFooYung
#48 I got yer four food groups right here: Beans, Bacon, Whiskey, and Lard!
redsmerf
...down periscope?
ShadowSayain
/a/zVFwQF0
stevgherkin
More like, he got Transpamorgified and blew up into a million pieces!
gurneypusher
Oh don't worry! It'll keep and keep and keep.
aslightlyshitierKanye
Someone filled my wagon full to bustin with non-essentials
Katateochi
That line is indelibly stuck in my brain, but I can't remember what it's from!
EggFooYung
Atlantis.
Katateochi
ah! Thankyou! That's been driving me nuts for ages.
edalton454
No, No, No. You have it all wrong. It's: Sweet Fat, Salty Fat, and Spicy Fat!
DanFranzen
Lard, have mercy!
PainAvecEnnui
#35 cries in note9 plus with defender series pro case.
indigodragons
#1 is the Citizen app. In Brooklyn I avoided a dude running down the street w a knife bc of that app. Pretty cool app imo.
SacrificialClam
There are definitely weirder thing that pop up than someone getting slapped. Literally "woman spitting on roommates dishes" in Astoria.
CultofCedar
I was in SF and got ping saying there was a dude running down the street with a long sword and another riding shopping carts down hills. 1/
CultofCedar
All I get here in Brooklyn are cars flipping and people shooting each other. Where the cool shit out here?
ToeThumbs
Good to know, thanks. I’m also in Brooklyn so will check it out.
ChunkOfJuice
Is 36 supposed to be funny? Am I just missing something?
trinabeana23
I replied to someone else -unfortunately for them I am not a succinct woman so in an effort to make THIS reply succinct as possible IMO the
trinabeana23
"Joke" is on the woman who is so proud of her man bc the story is one that a man who fell behind on his child support payments would have to
trinabeana23
go thru in order to A)not go to jail (show up to court in suit) & then B)go to the office of the attorney general AFTER court to sign an
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agreement that includes making future payments via direct deposit AND ALSO sign over any & all federal payments to go directly to the office
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of The Attorney General - Child Support division. I call the "OAG-CS" the random money fairy bc every now & then I get direct deposit from
ayeseaturtles
Pretty sure Cat Tax is going to kill someone for that outfit. RIP to that dude.
lynnpie
Right
MelfsAcidArrow
Pretty sure cat tax is from another dump
MelfsAcidArrow
Orrrrrr from this dump, wow
GoodBadGibus
MandrewJackson
That game show sounds like SNL's skit, Meet Your Second Wife: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc It's very funny!
Kigro1
In Woody Allen's case: "why not both?"
Alfa799
"He's a lumberjack and he's OK."
GracefulBun
He sleeps all night and he works all day
thethingthatwentsplat
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, panties and a bra.
dubi544
He wishes he was a girly just like his dear papaaaaaa
dreadpiratekhan
Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay
sentientburrito11
#36 can anyone explain that one to my friend? He doesn’t get it.
Iamwinterborn
Person writing it thinks that this story shows how badass her husband is. Really it just shows he initially fell for a scam.
shakizi
I'm the friend
mouseasw
Her husband got a scan call telling him he needs to be in court. He gets ready and goes to local courthouse as fast as possible. (1
mouseasw
*scam call (2) When he arrives he discovers it was just a scam. Pops over to his buddy, the AG's office to file a report on the scammer. (2/
mouseasw
Scammer is now in hot water because they tried to scam someone powerful and connected enough to call down govt wrath.
AirBud3theReckoning
But how does getting him down to court constitute a scam? Wouldn't it be more of a prank?
UnspokenX
a lot of time its "pay us and we wont go get you arrested, go grab an amazon gift card or a prepaid"
lncorrectGrammerNazi
The purpose of the scam wasn't to get him to court but to convince him he needs to pay a fine or be jailed.
ScotiaWolf
My friend wants to know what the scammers get out of this.... Except that they wasted someone's time.
UnspokenX
a lot of time its "pay us and we wont go get you arrested, go grab an amazon gift card or a prepaid"
lncorrectGrammerNazi
They typically follow up the "You aren't in court" with a "Now you have to pay a fine or risk jail time."
trinabeana23
I think ppl r missing the joke w their explanations but I could b wrong ...so here is my interpretation; Her Man was going to get arrested..
trinabeana23
for failure to show up to court in for back child support so he told his GF it was a scam & the reason he went to the Attorney Generals ...
trinabeana23
Office was to actually pay back child support. Bc that's where u go to pay or arrange payments for child support. Here is a bonus fun fact..
trinabeana23
my son is 28yrs old now but when he was about 7yrs old his bio dad who is mentally ill (diagnosed by myself bc he wont go to Drs bc they ...
trinabeana23
are agents of the govmt issuing mind control) anyhooooo after he took my son & a priest hostage in a church which required SWAT he then ...