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Every year my flaccid cactus erects itself
Nov 11, 2017 10:24 AM
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iseeyoureyournuts
Every year my flaccid cactus erects itself
BrockAppDancer
Repetitapup
SexyGarrusVakarian
I'm brave.
MapToTheCrunch
Sounds about right
SteffiGooglie
ILoveGiantBananasForScale
So, once a year, just like my wife. Minus the erection.
FsImgur
So...your wife is flaccid?
DaveFromToronto
"Paige, no!!!"
CanYouPlayWonderwall
Cocktus
tpgreyknight
You might want to get those flowers looked at
Digitaldude427
That's a nice cocktus you got there
Master1G
At the same time every year this post erects itself
kissbomb
egezy
ThePerfectGif
IVIunk
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough
CuttleFishOfCthulu
I love the flowers that sprout from these. I had a nice collection years ago.
themerk420
What kind is it? I have one too.
Devilduckie8713
How do you get it to do that. Mine is just out growing its window sill. Only got it to flower once :-(
Ganth405
In a different pot and everything!
dudeyeadudeuhwhateverdudebro
Got eem.
EliMFrost
PAIGE NO!!
Thekindofkindlyman
Paige yes
ZuIthar
Alis4ndWonderland
TotallyDidntGetBannedAndCreatedThisAccount
I didn't, link pls.
pokebug666
wuzzyvear
second
RuijiRiku
Blackcorncob
Wiziwiziwizard
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bwchronos
Source?
SonOfTheMoonGod
From dusk till dawn
BurritoParty
I feel like the flowers deserve some love.
myselfasme
Reminds me of one of the reasons I got a divorce.
orangeapplez
Cocktus*
AidanFromTheNorth
ElbowDeepInASnake
@ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
ElbowDeepInASnake
Cause apparently attractive cacti are popular.
sugwhite
Every year my flaccid cactus erects itself
whatafoolbelieves
Flaccid cactus.. cool band name
trevasauruswrecks
My thoughts exactly
Loser37
Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants
moldboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v9X0gBivIQ
whatafoolbelieves
They sound like a flaccid cactus
SapphicCatgirl
There is a band called Disco Cactus that does video game funk covers, if that counts
Septiformus
I prefer mouse rat
EveryonesDad
Eagle Eyed Tiger
totallynotaghost
I prefer God Hates Figs
LuigiTW
Byyyyyyye byyyyyyyyyyyyye lil' Sebastiannnnnnnnn
MamaWhip
Gonna need a time lapse.
LennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WalkinParadox8
Username checks out
LapisSea
Gust type cactus in search bar of cornhub
GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob
FogPanda
kodiak931155
QuantumSupersexposition
For science
MissDashLisa
DaveSterling
Oh my god I love Spongebob!
Mechlai
but like...reverse
Ilnor
Spankywylde
ghenghisalex
Well done
iluvbunbuns
80percentlegs
GingersGoRawr
Is that from that weird ass chocolate commercial wtf
PleaseNotTheFace
My work here is done. :)
SonicBoomYourFamily
AnApologeticCanadian
Jesus that was fast, it's only been a day since it was posted.
AriBerri55
Yeah but that video is at least a year old
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
It was used as like top comment for that post
ONISpook
Ha, I saw it being used not hours after that was posted.
CaramelGod
HankyDaddy
I don't pls elaborate
Kyrorayne
It's a Javanese chocolate commerci where the woman in it is trying to break the world record for not blinking. Just at the very end of it
Kyrorayne
She eats a piece of the chocolate and blinks
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CaramelGod
Thanks for source :)
baronhumbertvongikkigen