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FlintNorth44
I bet Boebert can swallow a whole bottle.
WoodHandle
Jan 6 committee needs to get to the bottom of this fucking mess.
MeatraffleJackpot
That's right, the crimes that won't ever be punished are far worse than you imagined.
GANZTALISHUZ
Do conservative voters even care? I feel like nothing sways their thinking, but that's just me.
CoarseAndSalty
Alleged escort..
ActionJohnnie
CameraMonkey
They were self-guided on the 6th. Too soon?
theolderigetthelessiknow
Bwahahaha
markshark1992
Slothiliciouspttroi
So many angry downvotes
baricelas
There isn’t a burn, just good word play. Nothing wrong with being an escort.
r0twhylr
She's the female version of the past and present closeted hyper-anti-gay GOP male congresscritter hypocrites.
CapttainKillJoy
Of course there’s nothing wrong with it but this lady plays the holier than thou role along with Cruz. Hypocrites , both of them.
HulkSmash74
Didn't stop Melanoma from becoming First Lady.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
There's nothing wrong with most of the many things they do in secret and are ashamed of. It's the hypocrisy that's the problem.
smegmaspread
If she got the clap it probably burned.
MCNewYorkLives
If true, it's something she hid. Also, no one cares about being an escort or the abortions. They care about hypocrisy.
porcubot
The GOP cares. They'll turn on her like they turned on Cawthorn.
MCNewYorkLives
The GOP only cares when the GOP decides to care. If cawthorn was useful, they would've defended him and explained it away as "locker talk"
MCNewYorkLives
Or some other bullshit like that. The only reason they care is bc he stopped being useful and magats will agree with GOP, even when it's
MCNewYorkLives
Against other gopers
conkles
HopelessNecr0mantic
I always thought of this scene as a 4th wall break in joke.
DukeDarkwood
Most just reference it without context: Yuna's going on about having to force cheerfulness in public, remember. But when they practice the
DukeDarkwood
forced laughs together, the absurdity of it just cracks them up for real. (Meanwhile, the rest of the group are all "wha?")
itsthevoiceman
And then Yuna and Tidus have an actual real laugh at the end of it, which is a nice ear bleach.
DukeDarkwood
I never knew I needed to hear "To Zanarkand" all in Tidus laughter, but here we are.
RogueEwok
There's a mod that replaces all songs with versions of him laughing. Also replaces all his lines with the laugh track
rongoins1
No they were not recon visits , just like to be escorted in the Capitol Building after hours , not suspicious at all
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
What's goin on now? I can't keep up.
Parttimedragon
I accidentally down voted you and I felt bad, so here's an upvote.
MrRandom314159
Lauren Bobert is being accused of being an escort and people are making fun of her for that, instead of the hypocrisy of her abortions.
RideTheStimutacs
That's not why they're making fun of her. It's because of her image. Like implying a homophobe is closeted; people aren't saying it's wrong.
MrRandom314159
In addition, she was noted as giving guided tours before the January 6th Insurrection, which the investigating committee is talking about.
smackedup
She also allegedly had 2 abortions, which she is currently against. So another hypocritical thing if true.
pfunk81
Which is fine, had she been forthcoming. But she casts shade from her hypocritical moral high horse of bullshit, and is thus a clown whore.
VolcanoHerder
nightduck32
There's a bunch of fake news going around about how Lauren Bohbert used to be a prostitute
Donk4donk
People are insulting a moron for being a former sex worker
CraftyGiant
For being a huge hypocrite*
WrathOfJigglypuff
No, for campaigning against sexual freedom and abortions when she's been a sex worker and had 2x abortions (allegedly)
Caliban1972
The accusations are coming from a GOP anti-Trump group. True or not, they know what triggers that voter base.
jiynxed
Her absolute silence is confession enough. If it weren't true it would be easy to prove and a slam dunk defamation win. Not fighting it is
jiynxed
The absolute wrong choice if it's not true.
SuckerOfFun
If it's not true, denying it loses her nothing. If it's true and she denies it, she loses less than If she admits or ignores it. Good point.
TimbiquiDarkThirty
Republican congresswoman was an escort and had two abortions before running for Congress.
Wolfire0769
I thought that was a requirement to be in the GOP
superiosity
You don’t have to be an escort necessarily, just willing to sell yourself to the highest bidder.
stoots24
Is that why she had to get her GED?
ontarioOT
*allegedly
AlBundysLoveChild
DustyMcKnuckles
It was a sick ostrich
Artoris
But the problem is me. What with not caring who puts who in their mouth and wanting "Well regulated" defined.
OmNachoMama
I revile her, but even if it were true, so what? Having abortions is a personal medical choice. If we want them to be legal, we can't
kwyjjibo
The issue is not that she has had abortions, the issue is that is is actively and staunchly anti-abortion after allegedly have them herself
GravesDigger1
I don’t care if she was an escort, or had abortions. But the fact that she’s out there screaming “they’re grooming our kids” is bullshit.
GravesDigger1
Not to mention she’s married to a guy who exposed himself to her and her friends when they were underage. It’s the hypocrisy for me.
alrightalrightalrightpartyatthemoontower
Bottom line is she is sketchy. And let’s find out more before we hoist her on her own petard. Is that the saying?
OmNachoMama
criticize women who've had one. Being an escort is less palatable, but if she were qualified for an elected post (and she's not IMHO), it
OmNachoMama
shouldn't be held against her.
VaudevillianVeteranCastVicariouslyAsBothVictimAndVillain
It should if she is actively trying to deny those same rights and opportunities to those she represents.
myotheralt
Her having abortions is fine, but when her party is trying to make them illegal is where the hypocrisy is.
VulcanP90
and ran for congress because ted cruz told her to when he met her while she was escorting some other senator in aspen.
VulcanP90
allegedly
Tumescentpie
Boots and the ginger fucked an ostrich.
Clawles
Up-vote for Letterkenny reference
FilesInsideTheComputer
There is a claim Lauren Bobert was an escort before being a rep. Which would not be one of the bad things about her.
pareidoliaperson
An escort? Escort of what? Escort herself out of your house?
ImpossibleAgenda
And that Ted Cruz used his flaccid penis claws on her.
AShartInTheWind
It's the same reason we hate Caitlin Jenner. Not because she's trans, but because she's also somehow a transphobe.
end3r420
Is she really?
beoluves
She's a staunch republican. She's fine about it at least by implication
Relicanth
Well, there's the vehicular homicide, too. Mustn't forget that.
AShartInTheWind
Oh yea, for sure.
dergage
I just discovered that she dropped out of high school. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I wish we had educated law makers...
Sinasohn
Apparently got her GED just a month or so before being elected. Purportedly not her first try, either. I too wish for educated leaders.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
It's a bit more than that. It's a huge accusation of hypocrisy.
Tumescentpie
It would be one of the things the right doesn't like about her. If she was pro sex worker in her politics she'd be a better person.
Azazellosarmour
I hate whataboutisms but if the GOP is going to attack AOC for being a prior Bartender then we get to attack Bobert for being a Prostitute.
Harryteeters
Don't sully the reputation of hard working prostitutes by comparing them to Lauren Boebert.
MCNewYorkLives
Jesus, you trolls can never rub two brain cells together long enough to understand the context. No one cares she was an escort or had
MCNewYorkLives
Abortions. People are commenting on the hypocrisy of a "family values", "elite", "hating sex workers", "anti-abortionist" happened to do
MCNewYorkLives
Those very things that she vocally chastises. If she were pro-abortion or if she pushed for sex worker rights, no one would care.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
It's not the prostitution that's bad, but the hypocrisy.
LurkingAtTheOffice
I'm more concerned with her inability to pass a test at the high school level and trying to create laws when she's braindead.
dergage
This was also my discovery today. She dropped out of high school. Shouldn't there be some requirement to be educated on the law?
WorthEveryPenny
It's that, she was an escort for rich people and that's how she got into politics. She's just an aristocratic whore who fucked Cruz.
WorthEveryPenny
A perfect example of a broken democracy, that is.
BBQatCirces
I think the attack is more for the hypocrisy than it is for the job experience. Most on the left are ok with sex work, but not when 1/
stoutde
Am leftist, can confirm. I realize that "sex work" doesn't look great to some on the resume, and understand it being excluded, but the
stoutde
hypocrisy of doing sex work and deriding others who do the same, and also of being anti-abortion while getting at least two of them, is
stoutde
worth noting. I don't expect her to advertise her prior sex work, but I do expect her to own it. Don't take something away from others when
IAMOm
I AM just here for the creamy wordplay (;)
BBQatCirces
somebody who would call sex workers pedophiles or some such nonsense does it. 2/2
ReaperCDN
This is entirely it. We're all for legal sex work. And completely against asshole right wingers who look down on, talk shit about, and /1
ReaperCDN
legally prosecute sex workers despite fully embracing the life themselves. You can't have honest discussions with liars. 2/2
TheGriffin
The sex work isn't the issue. The issue is the hypocrisy. Also a lot of sex workers won't feel comfortable having their trade associated 1/>
TheGriffin
2/> with Boebert
TuckerCarlsonWarnedYouTheredBeGirlsLikeMe
They didn't publish this info to get someone on the left to not vote for her....
Tumescentpie
Bingo. This is how to attack the right. Watch this shit closely. It fucked cawthorn. Let's see if it fucks this moron too.
OffendedSkeleton
Hypocrisy is a feature not a bug. They don’t care - they just want the rules applied to the people they consider beneath them.
CelestialSea
Same group that nailed Madison Cawthorn, I'd say they have credibility. & considering she can't shut up, she's awfully quiet on the subject.
CelestialSea
More relevantly, per the report she had 2 abortions (the hypocrisy is the bad part) and probably blackmailed Ted Cruz (he was a client)
CelestialSea
Not that I'm against bad stuff happening to Cruz, but the woman has a LOT of criminal energy, even for a GQP member of Congress.
TuckerCarlsonWarnedYouTheredBeGirlsLikeMe
We all sell our bodies, but she sold her conscience.
fivefrozenfishfingers
Her speech about guns a few days after the kids were massacred. She sold more than her conscience
boxak
Possibly being a former escort does not make her a bad politician. It’s all that other that makes her a bad politician.
slinkiisu
It's the abortions and hypocrisy that are my problem
captainnewbi
sex work is shameful to Republicans, so the attack is meant to harm her standing with her constituents
drivinmekrazy
Nope. The "attack" is for her being a hypocrite for shaming other whores and for being pro life while getting abortions.
Crowlands
Two conmen who would later be worshipped as deities.gif
captainnewbi
the sex worker attack and the abortion attack are two different attacks