Oct 10, 2020 4:38 AM
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twfeline
Where is all the borking? I thought that wiener dogs were 8/9 bork.
Mk6JAEGER183
Amazing, the turtle is actually playing with the ball. We had a river turtle once, but a very shy one.
CrizzyX
So if the dashound races the tortoise, where is the hare?
AJLopez1
I feel like the pup is just his personal trainer. Or his master splinter, Cant decide
PDXairportCarpetFan
Like me with ADHD running circles around neurotypicals. Bouncing the ball off them to keep them playing
thisiskissel
Those two are having a ball!
henryvoll
Dachs got moves too
FlyMeToTheMoonMoon
This is EXACTLY how Rocket League looks like after Free-to-play update xD
zerozugzeit
Doggo has a pet turtle. ?
jjjack007
That is just fabulous , love the esio trot .
steikewaffel
turtle just wants ball.
imostlymadethisup
The tortoise will always win. That dog has 10-15 yrs to win. Tortoise has a century or more, he'll just wait it out.
kalamariner
I thought that tortoise was me playing rocket league
shimmernshine
DOXIE!
fiigments
Ugh iidk what I feel
justdeepintheweeds
Now thats the video I want to see to start my day. Thank you!!
showmethemonies
‘Hey man, stop messing with my girlfriend!’
Zamm005
This is a lot like my experience of RocketLeague so far...
theredeemablefemalecousin78
That tortoise is so fast?
Theory89
Love the masked profile pic
Thanks, I thought it fits the current situation perfectly ?
Much more entertaining than most of todays pro players lol
MrJimmyC
They can go fast if they want to; however, they usually prefer to take their time.
WrongReference
It’s either cuz he’s trying to get some tortoise poon or thinks it’s another male in his territory I think
Albinoturtle90
Tortoise?
TheFishFace
Yes
chillFlamingo
All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
For some reason this annoys me, but I don't know why. I mean why can't turtles be aquatic and tortoises be land based?
JokeDestroyer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle#Naming_and_etymology
weirdscottishguy
Thank you.
lunicow
In American English. The Brits don't use 'turtle' as a catch all term. It's turtle for sea, tortoise for land and terrapin for fresh water.
QuollPatrol
that’s generally how it’s used in america too, but technically they’re all turtles
Scientifically, turtles encompass the entire order.
Scientifically the order is Testudines
twfeline
Where is all the borking? I thought that wiener dogs were 8/9 bork.
Mk6JAEGER183
Amazing, the turtle is actually playing with the ball. We had a river turtle once, but a very shy one.
CrizzyX
So if the dashound races the tortoise, where is the hare?
AJLopez1
I feel like the pup is just his personal trainer. Or his master splinter, Cant decide
PDXairportCarpetFan
Like me with ADHD running circles around neurotypicals. Bouncing the ball off them to keep them playing
thisiskissel
Those two are having a ball!
henryvoll
Dachs got moves too
FlyMeToTheMoonMoon
This is EXACTLY how Rocket League looks like after Free-to-play update xD
zerozugzeit
Doggo has a pet turtle. ?
jjjack007
That is just fabulous , love the esio trot .
steikewaffel
turtle just wants ball.
imostlymadethisup
The tortoise will always win. That dog has 10-15 yrs to win. Tortoise has a century or more, he'll just wait it out.
kalamariner
I thought that tortoise was me playing rocket league
shimmernshine
DOXIE!
fiigments
Ugh iidk what I feel
justdeepintheweeds
Now thats the video I want to see to start my day. Thank you!!
showmethemonies
‘Hey man, stop messing with my girlfriend!’
Zamm005
This is a lot like my experience of RocketLeague so far...
theredeemablefemalecousin78
That tortoise is so fast?
Theory89
Love the masked profile pic
theredeemablefemalecousin78
Thanks, I thought it fits the current situation perfectly ?
TiptronicS
Much more entertaining than most of todays pro players lol
MrJimmyC
They can go fast if they want to; however, they usually prefer to take their time.
WrongReference
It’s either cuz he’s trying to get some tortoise poon or thinks it’s another male in his territory I think
Albinoturtle90
Tortoise?
TheFishFace
Yes
chillFlamingo
All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
For some reason this annoys me, but I don't know why. I mean why can't turtles be aquatic and tortoises be land based?
JokeDestroyer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle#Naming_and_etymology
weirdscottishguy
Thank you.
lunicow
In American English. The Brits don't use 'turtle' as a catch all term. It's turtle for sea, tortoise for land and terrapin for fresh water.
QuollPatrol
that’s generally how it’s used in america too, but technically they’re all turtles
JokeDestroyer
Scientifically, turtles encompass the entire order.
lunicow
Scientifically the order is Testudines