ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
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A comic strip from #theodd1sout
GentlemanBart
@LilaaK so you can eat for 3 times longer?
TheAlchemistInTheBlueJacket
I feel fat reading about you guys eating too much pizza.
AlbinKlein
When you're right, you are right.
buenoisawesome
1000 for books for all of college? I friggin wish!
PureIntentions
Well I can count to 9
NunoSP
MURRICA!
blackbenetavo
All these people shocked at three slices a meal, and I'm over here like
BiggestBlackestBeard
If you can still get a pizza for $5 in 50+ years, then I don't know what that says about the future.
SocietyOfSensation
You completely lost me at eating only 3 slices every meal. Theres good $5 dollar pizza deals out there but those wont fill you with 3 slices
GilbertVHS
James actually was a math major...
lokishadowgirl
I really dislike Little Caesar's pizza
extrakerned
It's garbage.
TheCanadianQuinn
What are the fucking odds... i just finished an TheOdd1sOut video when i clicked over to this
wormfood
I paid that much for books in one year. Overall, though, I paid like half that
JadeMcLeod
Or, OR.... you could have 56 slices a meal for 3 years.
FuzzyMedic
That's more my speed.
TZO2k15
Yeah, fuck the North American education industry...
digdoug78
What if you cut more slices?
CombatACENews
I'm hungry.
KckUNjUbR6GMwpnD
An Inconvenient Truth
z0de
Good luck getting someone to give you $115,000 for pizza when you're 18.
moonsaves
Really? I base the economy on Freddos.
OngoingThreatForReignAndTyranny
Yeah but you wont even be considered hireable at a decent job without a degree. Im in that position now.
Simsimillia
8500 a year for a room? Crap even housing seems fucking expensive in the US
VagisilToothpaste
My favorite freakin hockey team now has a new arena named after Little Caesar's. PIZZA WINS EVERYTHING!
greatgoatman
You can get away with eating more slices each meal, because there's no fucking way you'll make it 56 years anyhow.
alanaktion
I eat pizza most daily, and have for several years. Still quite healthy so far.
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
Not if you're eating Little Ceasers three times a day everyday
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
you fucking watch me
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/adventure-time-6.gif?w=650
DreadCarcass
Username checks out
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
;)
CptRobotNinja
False. Little ceasars pizza is good in the fridge for a week max. No way itll keep 56 years
RedCrescent
Little Caesar's isn't even good at the time of purchase.
CptRobotNinja
Itll do.
SaberTheKingofKnights
He never said that you'd buy 56 years worth of pizza in one go; you can buy a pizza every day.
CptRobotNinja
...............you can?
scaredanddelusionalmonkey
I don't understand how american schooling is so expensive. My tuition is 9 000 a year and dorm is another 12 000 and that is a lot.
GuardianDinklage
Seriously. I'm counting myself extraordinarily lucky. I'm in my masters so I've spent ~6 years in uni & my debt is a little more than $45000
PotatoPierce
Its not nearly as expensive as this comic suggests. My in state tuition is 10000 a year, live off campus at like 300 a month.
HappyRogue1123
*Cries in American*
TheSpacePolice
Yeah, its been getting higher and higher for years, but the people that make the laws are all around 50 years old and dont care about it
ColdfreezeZero
His youtube is insanely good too
CultofCedar
Yea like how he says not a math major and he was going to be a math teacher lol
intjoeverted
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MathewsPics
I read the entire comic with his voice in my head
Iamlordofspuds
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SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
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hofbrauhauss
Dot
CatsApprove
Sprinkles!
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
It really is! I just wish he was able to upload more
theodd1sout
new video is coming out todayyyyyyyyy geez
cataleap
1. Are you actually him? 2. What the hell is with your bio?
icemario10
1.) According to post history Yes,2.) Bee movie script
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
He did just release a video..... I think it's possibly maybe him
TheDamnDirtyDancer
Eyyyy, it's the one about childhood trauma! IHE and YMS did the same. Excited to see your take.
Sirsir94
...he has a youtube?
icemario10
Have fun binge watching all his videos like I did.
FutureHylian
BALAKE!!
theodd1sout
aw, thanks! <3
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
Is this really you James???
gruger96
It is he talked about it in one of his videos
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
Do you remember which one?
gruger96
No but it was uploaded around a year ago
ColdfreezeZero
martinox
On what planet is American tuition only $20K per year?
SocietyOfSensation
On the planet where we don't only take the expensive high roller colleges/universities into account.
Z1ggyStardust
It's about 6k a semester for in state tuition for Florida not sure about other states though, just know out of state is about $40k
martinox
I see. Dumb question but is the price difference between in-state and out of state unis a matter of quality of teaching or something else?
Fpt04
Depends on the program the schools offer.
martinox
I see. Thanks!
PetersPaincakes
3 ... fukkn ... slices ???
HanFuckingSolo
...I usually eat 4 or 5 at a time...
Corrodias
280 calories per slice, 9 of which would therefore be about 2500 calories for the day. That's about twice what I eat, but I'm small.
DreadCarcass
Most the people complaining about 3 slices of pizza a meal arent really what you'd call "small"
SocietyOfSensation
Just because I'm poor doesnt mean I'm gonna live on Auschwitz rations.
Justiceforbradswife
And also only one topping
Deoan
Pepperoni is the only real topping anyway.
monsterhunter4lyfe
Add some roasted red peppers and I'll agree.
No123450N
You lost me at 3 slices a meal.
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Corrodias
It's good enough for $5.
amirtal
That is a healthy breakfast..
MilConDoin
I'm wondering how big those pizzas may be, that they eat by slices. I'd eat a 28cm⌀ pizza (Italian style) for lunch (main meal of the day).
chiechien
14in (35cm) diameter, so about 50% more pizza.
TheBowlWithMySpoon
Yeah, cut the pizza in 3, problem solved
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Maybe he's on a diet, a really strict one, you never know.
Corrodias
2500 calories (9 slices) per day is not a strict diet.
omnipotentmonkey
Okay, 1 pizza per meal (8 slices) will still last you 21 years, (rounded)
emkev
You could do 3 pizzas/day (24 slices/day) for 21 years? (23,000 pizzas/3 meals = 7,666/365 days = 21 years)
Drewcas
Seriously, those are practically wartime rations.
PuckerUpButtercup
10/10
BadumChChang
5/7
HD226868
Seriously? I can barely eat 2 slices.
cuttlefishsticks
84 years of pizza for you then.
HD226868
Maybe a little less. Little Caesar's quality of pizza is... yeah.
cuttlefishsticks
Well, there's no nutritional value, but that's not going to be fixed by eating more pizza, and I at least like the taste of Little Caesar's.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
It fills the void I sometimes have for shitty greasy pizza
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Rookie numbers
zumi15
These are Rookie numbers!
CarotchMeWindShear
Nineteenletterslong
To be honest, you could open your own little Caesar's restaurant, eventually make the money back on it, and eat as many slices as you want.
Nineteenletterslong
The 2nd part of this point is up for debate, but the last part isn't.
helpusdrzaius
Can you eat like ..5 slices?
Nineteenletterslong
let's not get crazy.
cuttlefishsticks
I usually only eat two slices a meal, so how many more years of pizza do I get? Can I trade in some of the pizzas for cinnamon bites?
Slamtastik
3 Slices is good for lunch.
danceswithkittons
Easy math say 6 slices a meal for 28 years
returningtothetangentathand
And you're definitely not going to live 28 years eating pizza for every meal, so you're good!
Snooj
But what about 12 slices per meal? Can you do that, math wizard? I think not.
danceswithkittons
14 years
danceswithkittons
48 slices per for 6 years, woooo
kentnl
Just cut each of those 6 pieces into 2.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
No because the pizza has 8 slices. But you could eat 3 large pizzas a day for 21 years. If you survive that long because holy shit.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
But the large pizzas aren't 5$
tgkaze
these comments are fucking gold
Solidblueness
I think what you are talking about is having more than enough to last you for the remained of your life; however short that might be.
Rheios
I can eat 1 large in a sitting but 3's a bit much.
sorryguyzz
I can eat 1 large in a sitting and be good the whole day. I'll be too busy in the bathroom to eat anymore
Stolf
Honestly that's perfectly filling. And considering every slice is around 310 calories, should be 2 slices a meal, totaling 1860 cal a day
Radiorifle
Problem ( well one at least) would be the amount of sodium you consume. About 5300 mg per pizza
Stolf
Aye very bad. Loooots of water. Also potassium, so bananas
IAmTheGorilla
What the? Only 1860 a day? That's anorexic level. I need my 3k calories to function.
Corrodias
I eat about 1200 per day, and I have plenty of belly fat, but little muscle. (5'8")
Stolf
Most people that have a mostly sedentary lifestyle need to be in the 1500-2000 range
IAmTheGorilla
I'd say I am very far from a sedentary lifestyle. Even a calorie surplus day where I eat 4k wouldn't make a dent in my health.
Niddhoger
Maybe women... sedentary men of average size need around 2400-2600. I'm well over 6 feet. I need more like 3k. Are you gunna eat that?
Stolf
Yeah you can have it. 6'1", been keeping myself to 1500ish, down 93 lbs.
humbook
Are you guys kidding or American?
ILogInToUpvote
In your heart, you already know the answer to this
ByzantiumBall
FREEDOM
Virunuss
As an American, I hope kidding. 3 is a fair amount for dinner on a pizza night [though obviously 9 a day would get excessive real fkn fast]
Niddhoger
HERETIC!
Eabus
Lol only 1000 $ for textbooks over 4 years at college
Fpt04
I'm 2 years in and haven't even hit $500 in book expenses.
Eabus
Lucky you
Fpt04
Rent everything you can. Look in a used textbook store for what you can't.
Eabus
Sometimes there are just new edition science textbooks that rent for 270$
Fpt04
I neglected to consider I wasn't in a science field. My b.