Oh Jesus ….

Nov 21, 2024 6:50 PM

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Doing the Lords work.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they tried this prank show in America the evangelist would take it way too far

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would not use the public water fountains. I've seen some things to include a junkie washing her coochie right on it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TABARNAC' !

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go Habs go

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro!, i wanted water!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone in the IS needs this right now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Because 'I'm a carpenter' wasn't a convincing enough sob story to get a wine license."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck would Jesus be wearing a cross

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

“Love thy enemy but never forget”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is too fake to even make the go-ahead joke worth a chuckle.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I would never have understood that this was a prank without showing the guy in the bush. 🫤

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, what's the lowercase t stand for?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White suburban Jesus, turning 9 O'clock into Wine O'clock!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey Jesus, what does that necklace mean? WHAT DOES THE NECKLACE MEAN JESUS?!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

*SPOILER ALERT*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"If you're Jesus, why are you white?"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everybody was like ?2

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, Jesus fucking Christ. I just want some water!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NONE of them is laughing. Like wtf are they thinking? “Did this motherfucker really turn this shit into wine????”

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is from Just for laughs: gags show. Everyone is an actor and all the skits are fake candid camera. Comes with canned laughter to top it off. Been running for decades. Apparently very popular.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Suppose im the one that got tricked then 😂

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope afterwards they gave water to everybody that was hoping for water,

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That's the point they voted republican. I mean they voted republican before, but now as well.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mythos is a hell of a drug

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

How to know it's not real...

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 9

It is probably Montreal considering the hat.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Merlot?! Can I have Pinot Noir please?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mmmmm yeah I too prefer a California Pinot savior, it tastes better with Cheetos.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, okay, relax Miles.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I give you wine, now watch as I mime the thing I was hanged on until I died."

2 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 3

Imagine your friend got stabbed and died, and to honour his memory you chose to make an effigy of the knife and wear it around your neck, using it to ward off evil spirits and such. Seems pretty dumb when you look at it that way. Jesus would definitely be ‘WTF guys?’ about it I’d reckon

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No you actually just made it sound way cooler. If my friends did that my ghost would be psyched

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you gotta read the lore. He got better.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"While I casually wear this torture devide on my head"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was going to correct you but then realized that your right.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine the mime if he had been executed by firing squad.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Weirdly, there are unicode crosses. ✝✞✟

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus looks like the Dude

2 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 5

Looks like geoffrey Rush

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's clearly sean bean

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is he wearing a cross?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's a big fan.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Get yourself ordained.

https://dudeism.com/ordination/

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did that back in 2011

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Famous for turning water to white Russian

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

And White Russians into urine

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But never urine into the carpet

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus you are definitely going to have to take the wheel now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing they edited out all the underage kids who went for a drink. That's the catholic church for ya. :-)

2 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 13

One thing to realize is that the rate of abuse in public school is about equal to the church. We really need to wise up to what's going on at schools too.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't remember the name of the show, but it's staged and everyone is an actor. That's how they're able to get all those closeups without using a telephoto lens.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the lady with salon-perfect hair and makeup was the giveaway for me. Women who look like that do not refill water bottles in public parks.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

The show is just for laughs. No, the people being pranked are not actors and many people shared how they've been pranked by them. (in most cases. Sometimes they may fill a few actors in if they didnt get enough good reactions).

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It’s “just pour rire: les gags” or “just for laughs: gags”, a French Canadian comedy series related to the just for laughs comedy festival that was held in Montreal for decades. The show is a series of hidden camera stunts/pranks in this vein

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Jesus Juice

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The church is allowed to serve wine to minors as long as it is within the context of religious ceremony.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s what Father O’brien used to tell us Alter Boys.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sound of children screaming ("Praise Jesus!") has been removed

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, but why would Jesus make the sign of the cross?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He is blessing them. When you make the sign of the cross with your palm or fingers facing out, you are giving someone a blessing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, but, he died on a cross. Why would he do that?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know! Why do you keep yelling at me!? M

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eventually: "Seriously, Jesus?! I'm a recovering alcoholic!"

2 years ago | Likes 457 Dislikes 2

Was just thinking Naltrexone has helped make have control back, but I would not be able to resist the Jesus wine fountain.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can cure blindness or leprosy, alcoholism shouldn't be an issue.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

'Well if Jesus wants me too...'

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Try explaining that at AA

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watched a dude take a "special sauce", it was Everclear, drink at a hibachi grill. He was there wth his family. All of a sudden he went stone cold. Oh man the whole grill felt awkward. He then says "I'm a recovering alcoholic and haven't had a drink in 5 years" (I think it was 5.) He was struggling the rest of the meal, his wife looked forward stone faced and lost. The kids just played clueless. It was f'ing crazy and sad to watch

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Yea, it's a fear of mine. I get nervous about anything I'm unsure of. Not had a drink in 6 years this month.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve been sober for 3 years and recently accidentally ate a whiskey soaked cherry. Good news is it didn’t affect me at all, hopefully this man moved on and didn’t think twice about it. Accidents happen.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Everclear.... why Everclear.....

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

They use to it clean the grill I think and do the fire tricks

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I've never seen Everclear, it's always either sake or vodka.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's what we call a freelapse. Just talk woth your sponsor and some other people to make sure it doesn't bring up unwanted desires

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I dont understand. Was he pressured by everyone to take the shot?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No, they usually go around the table to adults and squirt the ketchup bottle of it in each person's mouth. He didn't know it was alcohol. It came to him he opened up and then it got awkward ha.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Why is Jesus wearing a cross?

2 years ago | Likes 289 Dislikes 2

Revenge.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because religious people twisted their religion so hard no one knows it anymore

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...as a flex

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It's a t for time to leave.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is kinky like that

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because people are stupid, and if you don't put a lowercase t on him, they're not going to get that it's Jesus. Yes, Jesus would have been Jewish, and brown-skinned, but people get ideas as to what Jesus was supposed to be, and that would be a white guy with a crucifix.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never got why it was worshiped at all. Just imagine if they had killed him with an Iron Maiden.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's very punk honestly.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It’s like a Selfie you can wear

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is Jesus 2.0. He's back and whiter than ever!

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say umm Jesus was Jewish...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's from Soviet Russia

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was a big fan of a capital t

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a T on the wall

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To remember the good ol' days.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In hoc signo vinces

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wore a cross for a couple of days according to the Buybull.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't kink shame.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's his cross to bear

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You think of Jesus ever came back? The last thing he would want to see is another fucking cross.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

massive sub

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because Christians are morons.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Stop kinkshaming Jesus.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because of the memories. No really. Jesus (the true version that is) is about self realisation through pain and suffering. He would absolutely wear a symbol of his own pain.
For centuries the lessons taught by the church was that the earth was corrupt and not worth saving. That we should give up on this life and just live in suffering so that we might go to heaven.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The cross should be wearing Jesus, amiright????

2 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

It just got dark in here

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+ 1000 pts!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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So the bartender can put him up for the night

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

foresight

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Foresight of what? Do you think this was filmed in ancient Judea using a Time Machine?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He loves torcher.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And why would he do the cross gesture with his hands?

2 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Let's be real, Jesus would find the imagery of Christianity *real* triggering

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, being omniscient, he had a clue of what was to come. Presumably.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

What was to come? Do you think this was filmed in ancient Judea using a Time Machine?

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Nah. I don’t think the guy in the Coors Light T-shirt was in Judea. Probably not the cars in the background either. Maybe New Jersey.

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