ThirstyFlute69
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The inside of a leatherback Turtle's mouth
So I can't sleep very well and I wanna bring others down with me, enjoy.
May 21, 2016 5:52 AM
ThirstyFlute69
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So I can't sleep very well and I wanna bring others down with me, enjoy.
hummuslover84
Leatherback the fuck away slowly..
SpacemanSpread
P-put your dick in it...
Anabur
Now we need someone to Photoshop this with a pic of Hillary Clinton's inhuman smile.
beerire
Showed this to my wife. She said "what fucking turtle is this and it needs to be extinct."
LoneWanderer101
That's not a turtle. Its a level boss
Afronado
For those of you wondering, they aren't hard like teeth. Perhaps rigid, but I do know for a fact that these turtles don't have teeth.
Pootisborn
Anyone got a spare BFG?
TaakoFromTv
Are you fucking kidding me
InfiniteOso
thanks alot Obama
APlumpBurrito
I...I wanted to upvote for real science, and down vote for how much this scared the hell outta me
OldDirtySock
Why can't I look away?
darkmikasonfire
That's a very painful looking onihole.
Tiammut
That's so when they eat prey they can spit the water out and keep the food in. Science bitches!
ChillyGrell
Is this why I hate the ocean?
Fn0rd
You sir, are fucked up. Bring us down with you? Nicely done. I like that. Take my upvote
APackOfExcitedGingers
I remember reading that it's so they can swallow a bunch of water, and spit it back out. Their prey will get caught on the points
TheHouseOfCheese
*Adds leatherback turtle to her list of shit to never fuck with*
KtanDantaktee
I am getting some serious Dark Souls bossfight flashbacks right now.
bouncebounceandtheclaw
Nope. I definitely wasn't wondering and now I'm terrified.
lucky141
You misspelled "Predator"
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Exactly
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For those wondering, they have mouths like this because they mainly eat jellyfish. The jagged rows help them move jellies down their throats
Unverified
Your mom's vagina, OP
ThirstyFlute69
I Deserve this.
MonkHeadMike
ITs a sarlacc pit
OliverKlosof
In its belly, you will find a new meaning of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
deeppsi
It's a trap!
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
That was EXACTLY my first thought!
IPostedWhat
lokiBEATSthor
I just hear the "BUM"...."BUM" of the orchestra. The. I think of the drawn out family guy part in blue harvest. I need sleep.
Earthgrubb
This deserves more recognition
Achillesdemur53
+ 1 for quality
nj23dublin
Flossing is a nightmare for them.
PotatoLandPotatoLand
Are those things hard like teeth?
Rbr9192
Well no, soooooooooooooo..... put your dick in it.......
slakevilkis
If they were it would shred apart its throat cause it goes down its throat
NlGHTW0LF
Not my proudest boner
kushdragon
Hahaha fuck off man lmao that shit was to funny
GrundyScrubber
Damn dude...
januskincaid
https://media3.giphy.com/media/B7zURfiIBz7xK/200_s.gif
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
rhinostone
Not your least proudest either i bet
NlGHTW0LF
Nope, that was from watching 'Deep Rising'
EbolaMonkey
put...put your penis in it....
scrapz
Anything's a fleshlight if you're brave enough
manosi
Do it, do it, do it!
MadJackMcJack
MyExistence
I'm a girl and I still died a little inside
PotatoLandPotatoLand
Getting a BJ from a turtle. classy
WKBetafiggit
His name is Mark
kiui77
10/10 still would
FastF0x
10/10 would not pull it out anymore.
pitsigogos
Instructions unclear, lost penis...
numberonespongebebfan
I'm pretty sure you followed instructions to the teeth
ValhallaAwaits
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
aLongandPointlessJoke
...how could you? Fool me three times, you're officially that guy.
itspronouncedsatine
I punch your face
Stanislawa
I bet they feel soft and rubbery, I wanna run my fingers across em
Nize426
"fingers"
Stanislawa
What are you implying I rub across it? I'm dickless so that's not an option. A nipple? I think not, you don't risk that perfection.
andergriff
ya gadda
tinskie
Please film it.
Stanislawa
Get me a turtle and you're on man.
GadenKerensky
Those are probably teeth. Like, hard, spiky teeth.
slakevilkis
Yeah no that would injure them, they would not survive evolution
GadenKerensky
Things have survived worse shit with their own body.
slakevilkis
Still it would do more harm then good, i think its like a cats tongue is, small barbs not sharp enough to really tear skin
slakevilkis
Which yeah big cats tongues can do that but only for A raw meat, and B lots of licking
Stanislawa
Well you put your hand in first and check for me, please. If they're soft I'm going in, I imagine it's like hard jello.
GadenKerensky
Nuh uh, you're doing this one.
Stanislawa
But we could do it together! It'll be an adventure!
GadenKerensky
No, I did the last one, your turn now.