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Jul 9, 2017 3:10 PM
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krugle
Someone get the smellin pizza!
bluefacepaint
She doesn't look at all like GI Joe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcaFgT4Slyc
gatosyperros
Have you tried slapping your mother with slide of pizza yet?!
proracing53
Damn if I had just slapped my mom with pizza first, maybe she would be alive today.
getadogupya
Kids are great.
zehgogglesdonossing
Sometimes.
ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees
Did it have pineapple on it?
SmokinDrinkinHikin
If don't even pizza works, then you have to call 911!
ImAFuckingGoodBoy
I thought I had a stroke reading that
Depwl9992
Teach kids to call 911 and then give them medals when they do. Shows how much we actually expect from them.
MajorPixel
The medal was for the pizza slap.
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GrunticusrulerofRelmz
So what?
The701
"PIZZA IS NOT WORKING!!!! 911! 911!"
mikeatike
Hello, 911? Please send more pizza.
ahrden
Alright, two fly pies are on their way now. Should be there in fifteen. In the meantime, have you tried burgers?
JimCarreyReactions
I would but I cannot cook and I have no money.