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MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Ah yes, Eli "dad bod" Manning.
HoldingAccount
The North Korean situation is all blown up. Unlike the Patriots' balls.
PalatableVirus
clearwall
Kim will ride him like the horseface he is
MadVillainousDave
Fuck this mouth breathing sack of shit.
BraxtonFullerton
This was originally a Mark Sanchez joke, but he ran it into his own lineman.
EricMatthews
You really fumbled that comment
Dsharppe
Butt, he he didn't mean to fumble it.
SunTannedSuperman
You guys need to turnover a new leaf.
eff2b
Or send Tom Brady and he'll deflate him.
RPTeam
PV=nRT
Blastergv9
Ha, cuz he overthrows footballs, amiright?
whyteraven74
Eli is 6 TDs away from 300 career TDs, when he gets there he'll be the 8th QB in NFL history with at least 40,000 passing yards and 300 TD.
SunTannedSuperman
Leads all NFL QBs in chromosomes.
billismcwillis
I don't follow football closely. Is he notorious for throwing the ball too far or something?
smokeybojangles
thats the joke but it isnt very true in reality
maniacalmacaroni
A football post!? To the frontpaaaaaaaa... Nope, to remain in usersub till it's down voted to the darkest pits of the internet. +1 tho.
minabear
I know. I got so excited for this
StevesDick
Lol yusss
t3hLomb
I see no flaw in this logic.
DragonSweep
Eli Manning SUCKS!
Danowar1990
Goddammit, is it fucking football season again? Shit.
KyloSolo
As a fan of the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS... ouch.
sammohung
I had a sensible chuckle. Then I died a little on the inside cause it'd be the truth.
Zachakx
Oh my GOD, football giants?! The legends were true!
KyloSolo
It's true... all of it.
minabear
As a Chargers fan, I don't care if that smug little shit becomes the best QB of all time... I just can't like him.
HalloweenAintTillManana
Smug? I don't think the mildly retarded can be smug.
Fuzzynubz
You forgot ugly.
SweatyMooseKnuckle
Hopefully you didn't buy a Bosa jersey...
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Huh....an actual Chargers fan:
IAmMandark
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
minabear
*WAVES EXCITEDLY*
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Doing a Keenan Allen impression, huh? Sorry buddy, Rivers just can't find ya.
Fuzzynubz
*whispers* Brady...
fatfury
::Shouts:: TOM FUCKING BRADY
SunTannedSuperman
He is barely the 3rd best QB in his family.
BarfTittiesGalore
3rd best (by default)
whyteraven74
He's got more career passing yards than his dad, by a lot.
minabear
I laughed out loud.
SchwingSchwing
YallMuthaFuckasNeedJesus
HAHAHAHA!
williewilliewillie
At least you got something for him unlike Bosa so far.
bentwrenches
Saw Chargers, Saw your name, Had to say hi minabear.
minabear
Hiiii. I'm drawing a blank on who this is. SORRRRYYYYYY
bentwrenches
Nobody really. We chatted on here briefly before and I recognized your name, because you are cute.
gater04
Lucky for you that isn't going to happen. I'm done with football if it does.
cogs
And don't forget daddy convinced big brother to dis the Bolts as well. We ended up with Ryan Fucking Leaf.
TheBretters
Yes because Rivers is in no way smug
minabear
I don't like him either. He's a jackass, but at least he's OUR jackass.
NoSenatorYourOutOfOrder
Idk where, but there is a pattern here.
TheBretters
I came out the womb with a 49ers Jersey
Schmedes
Hey, not all teams hate every first rounder they ever draft...
iamthisguy247
Don't worry at this point I'm sure Obama is basically too old to play in the NFL.
NotInClass
Chargers are the cheapest team in the NFL & shouldn't be able to draft in the top 10 since they can't seem to give reasonable contracts /1
NotInClass
Without forcing a great player to look like an ass and miss training camps and preseason games /2
chiefs86
Personally, I don't think giving a player a guaranteed 85% of bonus in the first year is that bad, esp with the other 15% by March 2017.
YallMuthaFuckasNeedJesus
Hello fellow bolts fan!⚡️
minabear
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US.
WhatMyHeartHeld
Fuck. The. Raiders.
WhosJoe
You should hate your ownership. They did the impossible and made San Diego an unattractive destination.
minabear
We do hate our ownership, but we love our Bolts.
WhosJoe
My family in SD feels the same way.
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minabear
..... sheeeeeeesh. I just said I don't like him. Don't get your panties in a twist.
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minabear
I always liked the Ravens. They play well.
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MrStLouis
You do know why us charger fans hate him right
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ItTastesLikePurple
As bad as it may sound, Eli's the major reason the Giants are adequate-at-best; they'd be much worse off without him.
SunTannedSuperman
One could argue if Eli didn't bitch his way out of San Diego and Rivers was a Giant that the Giants would be better.
ItTastesLikePurple
It's definitely debatable, but it's impossible to say one QB would be objectively better than the other.
SunTannedSuperman
Off to download a Madden '05 emulator and make the switch.
ItTastesLikePurple
Haha, if you actually do that, I want results.
SunTannedSuperman
I ran a auto-simulation for ten years. Patriots won seven titles. Ludacris! Giants and Chargers made the playoffs 2 times combined.
Schmedes
Yeah, because of Rivers' success against the Patriots in the playoffs...
EricMatthews
You could, but I'd disagree. Look at how many receivers sucked when they left the Giants. Eg Hakeem Nicks and Steve Smith for starters.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Well, you're not wrong.
ItTastesLikePurple
If there's one word I routinely use to describe Eli, it's "competent".
renagurtubtub
He's good at times. very up and down. He has single-handedly won them games, but he has also lost them as many games as he has won
ItTastesLikePurple
I feel like the biggest problem he could never fix was time management; but that also puts some of the responsibility on coaching.
renagurtubtub
It's his decision making and accuracy
bretth4735
Well a couple of those games were championships. As a cowboys fan, Could be worse, could be romo.
goodguyC
As a Vikings fan there are a number of teams that have had adequate QB's for season after season... and I am jealous of the Giants!
goodguyC
Also jealous of the Packers, the Patriots, the Bengals, the Chargers, the Steelers, the Ravens, the Saints, etc...
damien309
Bet you are super jealous of the Bears tho. Cutler best QB.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Eagles fan here.....fuck....
Notracistgrandpa
Same here at the texans. And we fucking turned down Payton
smaug777000
Bridgewater is coming along
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
As a Colts fan, can't you just get a really really good one with the 1st overall pick? It's what we do.
argetbrisingr
Thats what the Lions did...
OhHowTheTurntablesHave
I honestly feel bad watching him break himself for that awful team.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Obviously I disagree with the last part of your comment, but other than that it's no wonder they worship Peyton in Indy.
SlickerThanNick
they need a stronger captain. Strahan was awesome at that role. got the guys all together and focused.
YallMuthaFuckasNeedJesus
I feel like the Giants wr's deserve better
ItTastesLikePurple
Cruz has been perpetually injured, and the defense/O-line have been garbage for years.