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Oct 12, 2016 1:55 AM
justupvoteyouknowyouloveit
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LiterallyAWizard
The wires are colored so the Bomb-smith knows what wire should go to what, and spray-paint might interfere with it's inner workings
ClosedForANationalHoliday
The word gullible also moves from back to front.
Cultistchan
At the time the titanic sank, i think lobster were still considered garbage
FancyNewBeesly
Trust God, but tie your camel.
RomanTheBowler
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Thismuchistrue
I am a meat popsicle.
shedooooooooo
All thise stray hairs disintegrated into nothing long ago. So they're possibly further away than you can fathom.
OtroBarry
+1 for the title that's exactly how I said it
vwyx
I said "crisp" out loud, then said "prisk" to put the sound back where it belongs. You shouldn't go around with sound hanging out.
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
#1 so what you're saying is that even alcohol won't make me happy...
Scrubmuffin
I don't get hangovers so I guess alcohol adds extra happiness to today!
MakerOfBadJokes
And as blacksmiths, they were super knowledgable about banging... Hammers on steel >.>
Rogueular
#1 is bullshit. Whoever wrote it needs to learn how to hold their liquor.
tortoisesandcats
I may or may not have whispered the word "crisp" to myself the whole time I scrolled through this. Crissssssp.
dbizzles
CWISPEE
ihatewarmpickles
AkidwithCancer
I think we all did
shedooooooooo
False. Attractive women get their pussies grabbed. Not so polite.
Kirchmeister
Centaurs may have two ribcages. But what about centaur-taur?
Gnomefaery
Where all does deodorant go?
4thWorldAdam
Two penises?
SirJimmothy
OR A TINY MINOTAUR?!
HairyChairstepper
Kill you any minotaur.
iwanttomountndewya
HOW DO YOU DEFEAT A MINI MINOTAUR
BexGH
#2 And the work fuck moves front to back
LivingDecomposition
It's more like right at the front, then right to the back. Not so much moving between.
NexusJockey
And the word work
AnIdea
So does psirc
RBBaker
Crisp Fuck Crisp Fuck Crisp Fuck Criss Fuck Cripsfuck crspppfffkk. Dammit!
Wormbo2
Its like a word blowjob!
YeahLinguisticsBitch
#2 no it doesn't. Alveolar/postalveolar /r/ is further forward than palatal /i/. Stop spreading this crap.
OccamsShavingCream
Your username is relevant, but it also makes you a total killjoy.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
that's what I'm here for.
CATShesaideventuallyCATSARENICE
Linguistics student here - fangirling you hard ^^
YeahLinguisticsBitch
all I can say is
CATShesaideventuallyCATSARENICE
Workin' on it :)
ImHereToPissYouOff
A vast majority of these are just fucking stupid instead of deep thoughts.
Cheekymonkey82
Calm down captain buzzkill
LynxInYourSynx
I dunno. The one about the flacid penis seems pretty deep.
MayonnaiseAndVodka
Who said they were deep?
Thismuchistrue
By Jack Handy.
PATbert
Pants tucked into shirt is retarded
OneFuckedPony
I dunno man, I'm kind of like that they're whimsical truths without trying to blow fucking minds into pieces. Harry Potter one is on point.
Ethus
That's a shallow comment.
ImHereToPissYouOff
Astute observation, you must be a police detective.
jaaaaack
Idk the one about mashed potatoes wasn't exactly profound