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RosalSerm9
Either. Books first for full immersion. Show first if you don't want to keep saying "That's not in the books!!!"
Alexir
I Know y'all googled "Dilara"
Myharoth
Dragon effs
StereotypeEuropeanMale
sooo...Dilara you say?
MyNameIsJeanValjean
Kind of want to see Jason Momoa doing that Haka
mjso23
I'm pretty sure Robb's wife is pregnant in the books.
shawnwhyte
http://pornbeep.com/videos?q=dilara
Meowcandy
i really didnt believe it
whyareyousosweatyiwaswatchingcops
Who would have thought that Ser Ilyn was an axeman IRL?
MalacusQuai
6 is incorrect, the on-screen version of the language was constrained to fit in with what was already created for the language in book.
GoingFullPotato
sandwitches
HeWasACapricorn
Many facts, many spoilers
MPK626
I guess I am looking up Dilara
gooffyman114
glad I'm not the only one.
skipperwolf
Wilko Johnson, you fucking hero. Go listen to some of his solo music, it's hella good.
blariekoek
where is cersei's second leg in the group photo?
Morella
At first I thought maybe she was wearing two-colored jeans but the man to her left has lost bits of his leg too. Wtf?
Afterthelaughter
She standing astride a light on the floor. The brightness of the light drowns or her left leg, making it appear white. Zoom in tight.
steve699
Since some of you have been asking about my nationality: I'm Italian.
ILoveTomHiddleston
oh you fucking italian people talking in english,i love you!today a hot waiter asked;come ti chiami?I almost died & needed 2 sec. to recover
TheDefenestrator
Bona fortuna, amicus. (That's the closest I got to italian..)
CApplegate
Launch breaks
MadPoopah
omnom.
AuntieMeat
Good witch, bad witch, or sandwitch? (I kid, I kid - I know English is a crappy language to learn if you're not a native speaker.)
Hannya
HE STOLE HER SAND WITCHES DURING THE BREAKS FROM THE LAUNCHES?! BUT HOW WILL THEY GET BACK TO THEIR HOME PLANET?!
DrBuzzKill
63 isn't that fucking old Jesus what are you, 14? Nice font choice though.
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
Maisie Williams mom read the books herself and then told her daughter what happened in them, thus avoiding graphic details. +1 parenting
veelafleur
Not really...pretty much everything on tv is worse than those books.
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
not really? it's about the same, and anyway no child actors would ever be allowed in graphic sex scenes
PhilosophicalGinger
Does it bother anyone else that Cersei and Joff's actors get treated that way? Because it actually scares me a little.
peoniesinkittylitter
I was thinking the same thing. People should really be able to differentiate the actors with the characters they are playing
Keleesi
Props to Sean Bean, sand witches are notoriously hard to steal.
borislives
He should know, there's no such thing as a free launch.
kirby174
Especially during launch breaks.
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
One does not simply steal sand witches, one could say.
farwall
Re. 38 - Wilko Johnson is dying of pancreatic cancer, so show the fucking some love while you've got the chance.
TetraNordeh
The picture for #7 is from Stargate Atlantis...
MyNameIsJeanValjean
Thought I was the only one who noticed :P +1
jpiteira
sandwitches and dragon's effs
skizlor
Clearly he meant Sand Witches.
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
eff those dragon's effs, i say.
SquirrellyWhirly
Launch breaks.
sisterstigmata
Astronauts need naps too.
HotDogOnARoll
You sly son of a bitch.
m0thballs
charing
gmoney88
mmmmmmmm I could really go for a dragon eff sandwitch right now
steve699
As a non native english speaker I made several grammar and spell mistake while writing this. Thank you for your patience!
daves345
As a native english speaker, I did not notice any of them. I'll show myself out.
DarthDragon7
Hey, it's better than my Korean I just learned to write.
aliendepict
or my Chinese
spudsandgravy
Thank you for posting this OP. Some interesting facts I hadn't seen before :)
Jampee
You tookthe words right out of mouth, must have been while you were kissing me
spudsandgravy
That explains why the words were a little moist ...
TerryGosselin
Doesn't matter, had great facts.
Tiredofyouidiotsmakingupstories
But...eff's? Come the egg on.
AsConfidentAsTedBuckland
Thanks for the enjoyable read OP!
pointlesssteel
Thank you so much, OP! Fun to see some facts I haven't seen anywhere else yet!
drock8
Sandwitches was my favorite. It makes me think of witches on vacation at the beach.
Andranus
I was mad at them, but the fact that you tried means more to me. Thx OP
theoriginalsmellycat
not everyone on here is butthurt like that, thank you for taking the time to make these! =)
Ijustgoogledmyself
Thank you for posting this.
WorldsFirstAnalrapist
No disrespect meant by my post about your grammar and spelling, OP! I really did appreciate your post!
VulcanTrekkie45
I could tell you're a non-native English speaker, but I'm an ESL teacher and I can tell you were really trying and you did very well.
fishfishcro
And I for one, can tell you are a Star Trek fan, with accentuated likings for Vulcan species. And I'm also a non-native English speaker.
coldarksun
Don't worry about it. Your spelling and grammar will likely be better than most English speaking people within a year.
hannes3120
how could you have don this and NOT reposted? #34 was clearly written before season 3 aired - so it has to be a repost...
Kompa
>spell mistake, do you wield fire?
rawrbecue
What is your native language?
steve699
Italian
rawrbecue
I loved my Italian classes in college. I miss it.
notasrelevant
Just curious... were these translated? If you read them in English, a few of the mistakes seem like they'd be a little odd.
AlleiraDayne
No worries, you're ahead of me speaking more than one language ...
S200570
As a non native English speaker mi self, I didn't see any ... 8(
svgrob
As a person in Scotland - I approve of your use of "wee"
MarcusPlautusMolesworthus
It's very hard to misspell Hodor. As a great man once said, "Hodor"
lizzieskwrl
You did a really great job! English is a bitch of a language, and you probably write it better than most native speakers. =)
bloodshot9001
I mostly upvoted this picture for your comment saying this. :) Thanks for taking the time to edit this, it was a nice read. ^_^
RutherfordBehave
Great post. Fuck the nazi's, no one really cares about misspelling stuff. They are just whiny bitches who want to look important. :)
typingtreemonkey
Hey, I prefer accurate and interesting facts over perfect spelling and grammar! +1 +<3
bigbadaboomboom
We noticed.
blekman
Grammar be dammed, I love these "facts about shows" posts. Thanks for this one!
Aaaargh
What is your native language then?
steve699
Italian
othernym
The Grammar Nazis have inspected your papers and found them all in order. We hereby grant you a free pass.
yesdotcom
roc
Naruen
You're awesome for taking the time to make this! Thank you!
RyoukoSama
Do not worry, everyone is critical of spelling errors on this website. Everyone seemed to still enjoy your post though! What is your native
RyoukoSama
tongue?
Joshmosis
It's Valarian. OP's ancestors were from Old Valyria.
WorldsFirstAnalrapist
Game of Thrones spelling and grammar errors*. +1 for effort!
GreedyJungle
Your username. Well played.
Slaan
Those were some nice dragon effs
HIGHzurrer
Who knows, maybe they really were sandWITCHES. They were for Cersei after all...
whig
English is not OP's first language. I think he did pretty well!
WorldsFirstAnalrapist
Absolutely he did! I even said so in my comment!
Burd
* Grammatical
WorldsFirstAnalrapist
You son of a!
StamosatmyFuneral
Those darn dragon effs.
horseslaughter
Because English is the language of the master race, right? If you can't speak it fluently at birth, you're a subhuman.
WorldsFirstAnalrapist
Not really sure that was the sentiment behind my post, but I respect your right to believe whatever you like.
Zevvon
TIL: I'm subhuman even though English is my native language :/
CptTightPants
"Death of God"
honeykiss
NOT HER SANDWITCHES!!
nightslawyer
Morebunnies
DURING LAUNCH TIME!!!
Iammojojojo
Good facts. The typos KILLED it.
noo3manyulas
God! this font make me almost blind, but is a good post i guess.
jdijdijdi
Just shoddy English..
whig
He's a non-native English speaker.
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whig
odds are good that was a typo ("f" is right next to "g")
jdijdijdi
Drink wine for muscle definition? Is this news to anyone else?
scout28
Alright, get in a line, I have enough of the highest quality stuff for everyone, no reason to push.
Jackofall
I feel very defined after a few jolly glasses.
Mepikuphevythngsgud
Alcohol is diuretic and increases vascularity. Those two combined give the illusion of lower body fat as the skin is closer to muscle mass.
Foques
pro-bodybuilders often drink a glass of hard liquor the night before for that specific reason.
Foques
night before competition, that is.
swampybut
It's simply to try and eliminate any excess water retention thus causing more muscle definition. It's minor, and very temporary.
Suicidalsyd
This works, every time I go out drinking, the next morning I wake up, look in the mirror and think... Fuck yeah, I'm ripped!
xxPaulCPxx
I've heard this from models - except they use vodka instead. The effect goes away as soon as you start drinking water.
unicornlightsaber
Drinking wine always helps me prepare for nudity.
mynameisstridecauseilastlongerthanyou
An upvote for you. I actually laughed out loud
bluetractor
Browsing random mode, your comment made me lol. A year later!
unicornlightsaber
Well shucks, bluetractor, that made my day! Thanks! :)
scout28
Yeah, as a winemaker this one would interest me as well. Care to extrapolate anyone?
Morella
I would guess it's the dehydrating effect alcohol in general has, not anything special about wine.
millol
1)Alcohol inhibits release of the Anti Diuretic Hormone leading you to pee more which dehydrates you, making your muscles look more defined.
millol
2)This is also the cause of a lot of the hangover - dehydration. There are other factors as well, of course. :)
DiglettDigDiglettDigTrioTrioTrio
the alcohol is a diuretic, so you're gonna pee a lot more and losing that water makes you look more defined, emphasis on temporary
getoverit
Now I know how I look so good without really working out. Woohoo!
opad
Pretty sure it's just to dehydrate you. Quick way to maximize muscle definition. I discovered this accidentally in college over a holiday
Lookatmyballs
Hugh Jackman did similar for the new wolvering movie except instead of wine he went without drinking for a day or 2. All about dehydration
omninonsense
No, no, it just increases your vascularity, so your veins swell, which artificially inflates your muscles (you also *look* leaner / veinier)
omninonsense
Basically: It increases your cardiovascular circulation & makes you look sexy as fuck.
ArnoldBlinken
i've heard people say that beer is good after a hard workout (that you build muscle faster than with plain water). i lack hard data though.
MajArc0
Muscles grow only when relaxed and alcohol relaxes quite well. Just drink in moderation. Does anyone know where this Moderation is?
zeshoopuf
No, alcohol actually hinders your ability to build muscle. Just go with protein and carbs after a workout, drink alcohol on the next day.
ksesh
Hodor.
zmk2b
I always up vote Hordor. +1
CypherthePro
Been to a gig by him cause he's a Northern Irish DJ and they cant Hodor hodor hodor at him its class like
Nahxela
Hodor.
SkypeOfCthulhu
Hodor?
placidkiwi
Hodor!
mullica522
Ho...
mullica522
zzz...dor...