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Had stomach pains two weeks ago thinking it was good poisoning, but after a weekend of partying it got worse (sharp pain bottom right of abdomen, no appetite, nausea), so I went into emergency to get checked out.
Turns out it was acute appendicitis... not burst, so since I'm a wimp, I chose the antibiotics treatment vs surgery removal. The antibiotics did their job, but killing all the gut bacteria and making me feel dizzing. Today is the first time in a while that I've farted, and it feels good to have the ol faithful back into action. Still feel like crap, but I guess it's worth it ????.
Don't underestimate your body's condition.
Shaverer
*food
Tassyr
... I haven't seen this in YEARS.
xxXrosesisdogeXxx
That hecking gif is worth 3 upvotes alone and with a fitting topic + interesting story bonus, I'd say it's worth maybe 6-7 upvotes at least.
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ABushelAndAPeck
Thanks RepostStatiatics! What would we do without you?!
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TheDeltaDragon
He lives!
sandstruk
Wait!? There's good poisoning?
drame
We call that medicine, all medicine is pretty much just poison in extremely precise doses so it only kills what it has too.
RefrigerateForQuality
Yes, in fact just one tablespoon of cyanide a day is enough to keep the doctor away.
mmaatt8
That's some4chan level shit right there
cyborg3ero
Damn it, haha! I should learn to review my post before posting, but I'll learn to live with that mistake :)