a dump of memes i stole for for their serotonin producing abilities

i'm having a bad brain day, but I'm trying to push it away. if you would like to join me in beating mu sadness away with a baseball bat made out of stolen memes, i'd love to have you stay a while.

having depression plus brain shit that makes my executive functioning basically non-existent means i am v bad at getting things done. even if they're easy. even if they are essential.

ooga chaka ooga ooga
ooga chaka ooga ooga

see above

this comic always makes me giggle.

okay but seriously where do i get glow in the dark dinosaurs?

i'm cool and mysterious!

bigfoot? nah man that's the Lisbon Meat Man!

presented without comment.

I want pet millipedes.

pray you do not disturb the isopod further.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

this is my favorite type of joke.

like, the subversion of the expected through the use of absurdity is absolutely the backbone of so much humor, especially online, but god it's so good. i have a folder filled entirely with jokes that fall into this category that i need to dig up.

my best relationship advice would be to find a partner who loves and supports you as you are and as you wish to be.

humans will never be static; we ebb and flow as life barrels forward and all we can try to do is grow towards being better than who we were the day before. we won't always succeed, and sometimes we will be unrecognizable after life has taken its toll. finding the person/people who don't expect you to remain who you were in the past.

sometimes you will grow apart from people as life bumps you in different directions. this often hurts like a motherfucker. but the people who see you as you are as well as who you could be are the ones worth holding tight to.

i dunno, maybe this seems obvious, but whatever. i've found this advice to be helpful, maybe it will help some of y'all, too.

fuckin frogfish, man

(it's a wooping crane)

*marble noises*

(usted is the formal version of the pronoun tú in spanish)

"but you seem so normal!"
"yes thank you it was the vicious childhood bullying that forced me to hide as much of my autism as possible so that i wouldn't be *completely* ostracized" :)

i knew a person who literally died in a hot air balloon accident. and yes. she was.

snot grampus.

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tell your friends what you love about them. it might be awkward at first, but imo having even just one person that you can go to and tell them that you care immensely about them and having them tell you the same can be a literal lifesaver.

that little bastard is the source of like 85% of my problems.

y'all ever just scream as loud as you can? it does wonders to make things just a bit more bearable when I'm stressed or angry. for those of you who don't have a space where you won't get the cops called on you for screaming bloody murder, dense pillows (like, the memory foam kind in particular) are pretty good at muffling sound. also, in your car while you're on the highway (just please be careful and pay attention to the road and what you're doing!!)

i sent this to my partner and they told me they would be a little disappointed if i didn't do this at our wedding

me when i still tutored regularly. the kids are alright.

ah.... hmmm.... oh.......

i'm in this picture and don't like it.