Apr 3, 2018 11:13 PM
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How many people are leaving this bus on fire ?
JosephHazel
Approximately 1 bus load.
FirostedFlakes
About a bus load I’d say
Dangerneck
Dammit Jamal! You can't just play your mix tape anywhere like that. Your mother and I are taking away your blue tooth speaker permanently..
Waistedspace
All of them.
bychance
Just a bus load of them...
MarkOfTheCovenant
Hopefully
ActuallyAPirate
There it is
xochiluvr
Should be top comment.
SecondSince
And also zero. I didn't see a single person on fire, just a bus.
purplesheep91
Thank you. I was about to comment zero, since none of them are leaving on fire.
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
austinwizardforhire
I can hear the Benny Hill music in my head while I watch this...does that make me a bad person?
peregrinus19
50 according to the new story... https://n.gbtimes.com/bus-explodes-in-northeast-china-as-passengers-flee
PorkJustice
All these comments being surprised about how many people are in there clearly have never taken public transportation before
fishermanjesus
Oh yeah I forgot. Get the fire extinguisher! Idiot!
skeletonsimpleton
How many people are leaving this bus on fire?
SmittyWerbenJagerManJansen
I didn't see any of them leaving on fire.
ZOMGsquish
First thing I thought as well. Upvote for you.
BlamableMonkey
Your comment is underrated
asianmilkspray
Well I guess you answered the title.
Icomeinpeaces
Tyrone in the back listening to his mix tape
YourSelfMan
Back of the ????
Allmightycookie
Back of the bus obviously
degenerator
When he drop it, ya betta hop it.
DrSharkbite
v
SometimesIdot
At least 8
ThatDudeOverThereYeahHimNoNotHimTheOtherOneYesThatOne
I counted more than 9 tho
MrBailey22
Dammit! It’s a fire bus, not a clown car. Jeesh!
MyUsernameSaysOtherwise
None. None left the bus on fire. They all left the bus. None were on fire
crissyfox
0 those people are clearly not on fire.
PhantomStingray
Reminds me of ants coming out of a log on fire
camelherder2
Brakes caught fire too many people
fnr11
About tree fiddy I would say
TolstoyTheFox
youwontlikewhateveriwrite
I've counted hundreds so far, but they keep coming
crossbonestyle
Which is what she said.
DatSonicBoom
And they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming
Ydafuqitmattertho
Got 52.. I think.. maybe not
its still going though.
fitlex
Sometimes I think the fire is subsiding but then it flares right back up again
must be an environmentally friendly fuel.
LePetitDino
Fed to the rules and hit the ground running
WeylandYutaniCorp
It makes sense, shit's lit like the sun. They better all move or it'll toast their buns.
This is what you do when the gas leaks. All start running like clown freaks.
Hey now, it's a clown car. Didn't get far. So much flame. Hey now, it's a clown car. Smells like a bar, how's your extinguisher game?
Cryptic1
I imagine all of them...
IronMagnus
"There was tradgedy on Clown Convention shuttle this weekend..."
ConfuseMeThis
That's an Asian or a Central American bus.
Bunsen
I don't see them getting back in, so that narrows it down.
Didn't notice they're driving on the "correct" side of the road. If I felt up to it, I bet I could narrow it down.
LobsterBandito
That really doesn’t narrow it down by much. Only a handful of places drive on the left.
Looks like mainland China.
There’s a comment somewhere in here with a like to a news article. Looks like it was China.
morgan0073
Talk about throwing people under the bus to save your life.
69Voltage
Apparently it was on its way to the clown convention
thegarlicawakens
Chinese fire drill
LabyrinthBuilder
Previous occasion
Deadplaything
A Mexican clown convention
BetterBadIdea
Diamond Bar to Las Vegas turnaround.
RatBastard516
In my head, I was hearing that clown song https://youtu.be/yWCIlRsxcIk
councilofmikes
I was thinking Benny Hill, but what I meant to think was this.
Lmao, exactly!
gynonurseifixyourladybits
This is it EXACTLY!
ElbowdeepinElmo
RIP the 736 clowns that didn't make it
Lmao!
Is this when we complain about not filming sideways?
vrflyer
Stop clowning...!
Not clowning, I have a nose for this stuff.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Magnussenn
The appropriateness of this gif in response to that comment about the original gif is unreal
redoman309036
There really is a gif for everything.
ThoseWereTheDroidsYouWereLookingFor
52
SexyAlligator
Did you really count?
Corona688
And THAT'S how you get people to exit an airplane in less than 45 minutes...
valen00
Note hope the people bringing their bags fucked it up for everybody else?
smally1986
So we should set the plane on fire each time we land? Expensive, but a good idea.
Leiker535
Those buses have windows that come off in an emergency. Thing is, in an emergency, pulling a lever is the last thing you'd do. Better to
Malicus
Aren't those windows mostly on the other side from the doors so you can get out if the door is blocked - there is fire on that side.
Stomp each other on the doors, amirite
ImNotTaylorSwift
Well, yeah. We have annual drills for how to behave in fires. It's called "Black Friday."
betamaxforever
Only 78 twisted ankles, 3 broken hips, 37 abrasions, and one case of syphilis.
That's some precision falling.
Valkyr1987
And then the fire started
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
But in an emergency, it's gotta be under 90 seconds
JokerIsBack
Seconds. This person means seconds.
surfdad67
And it’s 90 seconds, not 45 seconds
I don't. People bloody stand around for ages and ages usually.
hiig
Nah, it's not that they stand around. It's that those fuckers hold everyone up by trying to take their bags. Imagine 600+ doing that.
Everyone could leave 500x faster if people agreed to let the center seats leave first. 1/3 of the plane can get their luggage and file off
On a 3-4-3 config, outboard aisle, then inboard aisle, while center outboard prepares to move. Repeat. Of course, people still panic.
...nearly simultaneously instead of painfully, arthritically one at a time.
Taking a bag doubles your horizontal volume. It traps people in window seats, and trips people when they're dropped as panicked people push.
superquick76
I believe the time for a full scale emergency evac is 90 sec. or less. (Pilot here)
Chicken and beef dispenser here. Can confirm.
oneoneoneone123
Yeah, but it would get very expensive very fast if you set the plane in fire after every flight.
On fire...
An inside fire would probably work even faster.
MadMupp
How many people are being panicky assholes and causing people to be trampled and trapped?
JennaLand
If you're on fire and unable to get oxygen due to smoke and there are 20 people blocking your only chance, you wouldn't shove for your life?
mottledbear
There are typically two doors on these buses, two emergency hatches on the roof, and all or most side windows should push out, IIRC. 1
Panic makes people forget things that seem like common sense, though. It's kind of a shame that people are getting trampled.
12pharoh21
HOLY SHIT!!! How'd they all fit in there...
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
Asia
SensibleChuckleNorris
It’s a bendy bus
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
tardis tech.
thenewteddy
its a bendy bus. just looks short. You could fit a standing load of about 120 people on one of those, 150 packed in at rush hour.
Kiesman
Winnipeg Transit on a typical day after work.
Toderdj
No wonder the bearings overheated..
simsenhor
Things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend ...
Imnotaclevergirl365
That's what she said
jiynxed
It looks like it's really foreshortened by perspective. Lot bigger than it looks.
Gotta say it again... Thats what she said
MrRandom314159
I'm reminded of https://youtu.be/5WvtzXO3Cbc?t=29s and probably similar reactions too.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
But what's wrong with the front door? Shouldn't there be more then one door in a long bus?
mentalpiggie
Looks to me like it's fake, they fall over each other in the exact same way 3 times before the guy starts putting out the fire.
Except the fire does grow, and not once is there any repeat on the video elsewhere. Also, it's different people that trip.
I see a red shirt like 5 times, going the same route, you can loop a specific part of a video esp if the focus is not moving
JosephHazel
Approximately 1 bus load.
FirostedFlakes
About a bus load I’d say
Dangerneck
Dammit Jamal! You can't just play your mix tape anywhere like that. Your mother and I are taking away your blue tooth speaker permanently..
Waistedspace
All of them.
bychance
Just a bus load of them...
MarkOfTheCovenant
Hopefully
ActuallyAPirate
There it is
xochiluvr
Should be top comment.
SecondSince
And also zero. I didn't see a single person on fire, just a bus.
purplesheep91
Thank you. I was about to comment zero, since none of them are leaving on fire.
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
austinwizardforhire
I can hear the Benny Hill music in my head while I watch this...does that make me a bad person?
peregrinus19
50 according to the new story... https://n.gbtimes.com/bus-explodes-in-northeast-china-as-passengers-flee
PorkJustice
All these comments being surprised about how many people are in there clearly have never taken public transportation before
fishermanjesus
Oh yeah I forgot. Get the fire extinguisher! Idiot!
skeletonsimpleton
How many people are leaving this bus on fire?
SmittyWerbenJagerManJansen
I didn't see any of them leaving on fire.
ZOMGsquish
First thing I thought as well. Upvote for you.
BlamableMonkey
Your comment is underrated
asianmilkspray
Well I guess you answered the title.
Icomeinpeaces
Tyrone in the back listening to his mix tape
YourSelfMan
Back of the ????
Allmightycookie
Back of the bus obviously
degenerator
When he drop it, ya betta hop it.
DrSharkbite
SometimesIdot
At least 8
ThatDudeOverThereYeahHimNoNotHimTheOtherOneYesThatOne
I counted more than 9 tho
MrBailey22
Dammit! It’s a fire bus, not a clown car. Jeesh!
MyUsernameSaysOtherwise
None. None left the bus on fire. They all left the bus. None were on fire
crissyfox
0 those people are clearly not on fire.
PhantomStingray
Reminds me of ants coming out of a log on fire
camelherder2
Brakes caught fire too many people
fnr11
About tree fiddy I would say
TolstoyTheFox
youwontlikewhateveriwrite
I've counted hundreds so far, but they keep coming
crossbonestyle
Which is what she said.
DatSonicBoom
And they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming
Ydafuqitmattertho
Got 52.. I think.. maybe not
youwontlikewhateveriwrite
its still going though.
fitlex
Sometimes I think the fire is subsiding but then it flares right back up again
youwontlikewhateveriwrite
must be an environmentally friendly fuel.
LePetitDino
Fed to the rules and hit the ground running
WeylandYutaniCorp
It makes sense, shit's lit like the sun. They better all move or it'll toast their buns.
WeylandYutaniCorp
This is what you do when the gas leaks. All start running like clown freaks.
WeylandYutaniCorp
Hey now, it's a clown car. Didn't get far. So much flame. Hey now, it's a clown car. Smells like a bar, how's your extinguisher game?
Cryptic1
I imagine all of them...
IronMagnus
"There was tradgedy on Clown Convention shuttle this weekend..."
ConfuseMeThis
That's an Asian or a Central American bus.
Bunsen
I don't see them getting back in, so that narrows it down.
ConfuseMeThis
Didn't notice they're driving on the "correct" side of the road. If I felt up to it, I bet I could narrow it down.
LobsterBandito
That really doesn’t narrow it down by much. Only a handful of places drive on the left.
asianmilkspray
Looks like mainland China.
LobsterBandito
There’s a comment somewhere in here with a like to a news article. Looks like it was China.
morgan0073
Talk about throwing people under the bus to save your life.
69Voltage
Apparently it was on its way to the clown convention
thegarlicawakens
Chinese fire drill
LabyrinthBuilder
Previous occasion
Deadplaything
A Mexican clown convention
BetterBadIdea
Diamond Bar to Las Vegas turnaround.
RatBastard516
In my head, I was hearing that clown song https://youtu.be/yWCIlRsxcIk
councilofmikes
I was thinking Benny Hill, but what I meant to think was this.
69Voltage
Lmao, exactly!
gynonurseifixyourladybits
This is it EXACTLY!
ElbowdeepinElmo
RIP the 736 clowns that didn't make it
69Voltage
Lmao!
degenerator
Is this when we complain about not filming sideways?
vrflyer
Stop clowning...!
69Voltage
Not clowning, I have a nose for this stuff.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Magnussenn
The appropriateness of this gif in response to that comment about the original gif is unreal
redoman309036
There really is a gif for everything.
ThoseWereTheDroidsYouWereLookingFor
52
SexyAlligator
Did you really count?
ThoseWereTheDroidsYouWereLookingFor
Corona688
And THAT'S how you get people to exit an airplane in less than 45 minutes...
valen00
Note hope the people bringing their bags fucked it up for everybody else?
smally1986
So we should set the plane on fire each time we land? Expensive, but a good idea.
Leiker535
Those buses have windows that come off in an emergency. Thing is, in an emergency, pulling a lever is the last thing you'd do. Better to
Malicus
Aren't those windows mostly on the other side from the doors so you can get out if the door is blocked - there is fire on that side.
Leiker535
Stomp each other on the doors, amirite
ImNotTaylorSwift
Well, yeah. We have annual drills for how to behave in fires. It's called "Black Friday."
betamaxforever
Only 78 twisted ankles, 3 broken hips, 37 abrasions, and one case of syphilis.
Corona688
That's some precision falling.
Valkyr1987
And then the fire started
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
But in an emergency, it's gotta be under 90 seconds
JokerIsBack
Seconds. This person means seconds.
surfdad67
And it’s 90 seconds, not 45 seconds
Corona688
I don't. People bloody stand around for ages and ages usually.
hiig
Nah, it's not that they stand around. It's that those fuckers hold everyone up by trying to take their bags. Imagine 600+ doing that.
Corona688
Everyone could leave 500x faster if people agreed to let the center seats leave first. 1/3 of the plane can get their luggage and file off
hiig
On a 3-4-3 config, outboard aisle, then inboard aisle, while center outboard prepares to move. Repeat. Of course, people still panic.
Corona688
...nearly simultaneously instead of painfully, arthritically one at a time.
hiig
Taking a bag doubles your horizontal volume. It traps people in window seats, and trips people when they're dropped as panicked people push.
superquick76
I believe the time for a full scale emergency evac is 90 sec. or less. (Pilot here)
hiig
Chicken and beef dispenser here. Can confirm.
oneoneoneone123
Yeah, but it would get very expensive very fast if you set the plane in fire after every flight.
oneoneoneone123
On fire...
Corona688
An inside fire would probably work even faster.
MadMupp
How many people are being panicky assholes and causing people to be trampled and trapped?
JennaLand
If you're on fire and unable to get oxygen due to smoke and there are 20 people blocking your only chance, you wouldn't shove for your life?
mottledbear
There are typically two doors on these buses, two emergency hatches on the roof, and all or most side windows should push out, IIRC. 1
mottledbear
Panic makes people forget things that seem like common sense, though. It's kind of a shame that people are getting trampled.
12pharoh21
HOLY SHIT!!! How'd they all fit in there...
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
Asia
SensibleChuckleNorris
It’s a bendy bus
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
tardis tech.
thenewteddy
its a bendy bus. just looks short. You could fit a standing load of about 120 people on one of those, 150 packed in at rush hour.
Kiesman
Winnipeg Transit on a typical day after work.
Toderdj
No wonder the bearings overheated..
simsenhor
Things you can say about your car but not your girlfriend ...
Imnotaclevergirl365
That's what she said
Toderdj
No wonder the bearings overheated..
jiynxed
It looks like it's really foreshortened by perspective. Lot bigger than it looks.
Imnotaclevergirl365
Gotta say it again... Thats what she said
MrRandom314159
I'm reminded of https://youtu.be/5WvtzXO3Cbc?t=29s and probably similar reactions too.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
But what's wrong with the front door? Shouldn't there be more then one door in a long bus?
mentalpiggie
Looks to me like it's fake, they fall over each other in the exact same way 3 times before the guy starts putting out the fire.
12pharoh21
Except the fire does grow, and not once is there any repeat on the video elsewhere. Also, it's different people that trip.
mentalpiggie
I see a red shirt like 5 times, going the same route, you can loop a specific part of a video esp if the focus is not moving