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[Meme]Deus Vult
MFW The Pope Calls a Crusade
Any fellow crusaders here?
Too many people at the moment
PART 2 - http://imgur.com/gallery/Xes0b
dataguy02
Love these
sumpwa
Catalystc
#JustCrusaderThings
GreyPilgrim90
Templar Twitter
emidashogun
OMG YES
BACONmakesitBETTER
https://media4.giphy.com/media/D4rYT63c0Enja/200.gif
OttoFlickOfTheGestapo
https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0356/34/1413785301397.png
BlueDrache
Image is fail. Is there an imgur mirror?
OttoFlickOfTheGestapo
Idk, seems to work here, but anyway..:
BlueDrache
Thank you. Clear your cache and try it again. I even tried clicking the link and got warosu.org's front page.
MortuusSum
Is your name a reference to the TV show 'Allo 'Allo, or am I remembering wrong?
Treblaine
I only know the dubbed version where it's known as "Hello Hello".
OttoFlickOfTheGestapo
Yes, it indeed is.
RSAkidinUSA
Where are the assassins??
Joshuanonymous
They off chillin with the old man of the mountain smoking the good stuff.
Link747
Doing their best
lovestospoon
It's still loading
ThePotatoAssassin
I'M COMING!
WithPride
Dead in the ground by the Mongols. Just like the Hashashim.
BeeR411
Running around in circles in the Animus
IDontLikeMyUsername
They were removed some updates ago, but were replaced with a "Plot to Assassinate" button.
TheTipTopTopHat
Nobody sees them coming...
Imitrash
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENNAAAA
Jaron58
Insert Altair
eggmuffin
*Altaïr. Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
Jaron58
1000 pardons
swatz
Oh shit, LOOK AT THE TIME!
JAPONfan
Those were, simpler, better times.
paulocentauro
The holy bible may preach peace, but when it is christendom itself that is threatened...
RomeoSniper
I too love Medieval Total War
derekjohn
But it wasn't. This was a land grab by the younger sons of the European aristocracy. that's all.
WithPride
To be fair, Europe got all of the knowledge they lost during the Dark Ages and then some, so it did benefit it in the long run.
paulocentauro
I believe you don't get the reference
motorwaffle
The third crusade was. The first was a uniting of European powers to repel the Saracen hordes that had been invading for centuries.
Vosian
No, it really was about redeeming themselves for their sins. Crusaders believed in God with all their being; it was the mindset of the time.
teddblackk
Like now; terror is partly fueled by those who strayed; now trying to avoid a hell.
eggmuffin
It's a quote from a game. Medieval: Total War, I believe. Or maybe Medieval 2. I don't recall.
s3mperphirangers
M8, read some history. Arabs raided from france to rome in the west and Byzantinum/greece in the east, and guess how they got jerusalem?
ToughTemplarMemes
That sentence "...then it is every Christians duty to defend all that is holy..." is from a game called Medieval:Total war 2
derekjohn
Thanks, somebody else pointed out the reference. Sorry, completely ignorant of all game culture
boywiththehappypenis
The bible preaches both peace and war, and the truth can be found somewhere along the tension that exists between these two counterpoints.
boywiththehappypenis
This is the case with many things in the Bible.
Gubkin
The post you're replying to is a quote from a game
boywiththehappypenis
Fair enough, I haven't played games in a few years.
ToughTemplarMemes
...then it is every Christians duty to defend all that is holy...
isthatonfireyet
untilthe mongols come!
mkyner
His Holiness, the Pope, has called a Crusade to reclaim the Holy Lands from the Infidel, who would deny Christian Pilgrims their right to
PointsFromCommentingOnTopComment
I think that looking at it now we can agree it was fooked oop, so if compare it to what isis is doing then it's still fooked oop
ToughTemplarMemes
...visit the holy places,it is time for the armies of Christendom...
mkyner
to put aside their differences and unite under one banner - the Sign of the Cross - and take back for God's children...
ToughTemplarMemes
What is rightfully theirs...OR DIE TRYING
NoMarkDaye
That game is so magical. So many hours...
VonRichtofenlw
Jesus christ, yes
TheBeardedDragon
Source?
NoMarkDaye
Medieval 2: Total War. IMO the best Total War game. Riding down peasants with knights is magnificent.
TheBeardedDragon
What kind of game is it?
Muffinmurdurer
/r/crusaderkings is leaking
Wolvesof0din
Lifes boring without a good crusade lol
cloudingkk
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT!!!!
NachoYacopu
This is the kind of quality content I come to imgur for.
Atalung
oh no, Crusader Kings is leaking again
stickinthemud
Praise the sun!
charliegrs
Damnit someone always beats me to it. I don't care, PRAISE THE SUN!
TheSon0fDad
If only I could be so grossly incandescent!
TgCCL
The sun is a wondrous body, like a magnificent father.
TheSon0fDad
\[o]/
Iussum
none of this is solaire, you autist
AmSaiCo
#15 was, you counter-autist
stickinthemud
Protecting my valor while I slept, thank you
TankEngineer
Crusade Twitter
buttcreambandit
These are amazing
DamnitNeiltheNamesNuwanda
10,000 points? Deus Vult.
DreamsNow
WarpPig
LoTRFanatic42
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
TomxHasxTourettes
note to future self: use this gif as often as possible
leetrabit
Praise The Sun
jackocatt
\[T]/
gordonweedman
\[T]/
manidude001
As muslim, I shall defend the holy land by reminding you that we won the other 7 crusades
abundantbadgers
105 years into Crusade and Expel and he gives you this face:
Xevvie
\[T]/
WhiskeyDe
Praise
TheSuperJay
Grossly incandescent etc etc
Rockageddon
, Praising
ShakeNbake97
http://www.ronhaley.com/24/kingdom-of-heaven-saladin-quotes-211.gif
ToughTemplarMemes
http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19rwxbdba1qdtr78o5_r5_500.gif
NicodemusIII
What an excellent movie, by far one of my favorites.
RoyFuckingMustang
Only thing I didn't like was the pointless villainization of Patriarch Heraclius, whom in the movie is depicted as a coward. In real life 1/
RoyFuckingMustang
that could not afford the ransom that Saladin demanded for safety. Even going so far as to offer himself as a ransom so that the poor 3/?
RoyFuckingMustang
could go free, a bargain that Saladin rejected. 4/4
RoyFuckingMustang
he was one of Balian's supporters and took all the coin from the church coffers to help pay for a ransom to save more of the poor 2/?
ThePotatoAssassin
The holy water in #15 was a nice touch
spinningdwarf
And Dark Souls :P
Caffynated
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
Gingersnap7878
Isnt it just oj?
Gaidenninjacat
Its actually someone in Solairs armor drinking sunny D, but its been photoshopped
Tiis
Can't you read? It clearly says 'Holy water'.
Gingersnap7878
In a stella artois glass?
ThePotatoAssassin
Aren't you just a biscuit? Don't be so quick to judge smh
Gingersnap7878
NO, i am a potato.
JoseDeNacho
Username doesn't check out. We've got a bogey!
Gingersnap7878
Damn... Found me out.. Im actually.. A cookie..
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
Sunny delight far more than just oj, infidel
GoodGraces
It's obviously Sunny D - the only drink containing vegetable oil. Gross.
BoxesofFoxes
Thaaat explains the weird mouth feel. Never was a fan of that stuff.
Diddyu
No, I just read the label, it says "HOLY WATER". Source: Deus vult.
Anticlere
#9 mrw I'm sallying forth at the siege of Acre, get tangled in tent ropes and fall into a latrine ditch
Anticlere
Actually happened in the 1291 siege of Acre. Templar of Tyre for the "tangled in tent ropes" bit, Abu l-Fida also added latrine trench
fictive
"Deus vult, Infidel" haha, that got me good
efhawthorne
Would you mind telling me what Deus Vult means?
LouisvilleLip
"God wills it" Source: I got a C in latin back in high school.
MugsMoney
"God wills it." Supposedly the battle cry of the Crusaders.
eggboy
God wills it
NukeItFromOrbitMan
Omg. I totally lost it at the clock. I could barely finish.
Robbann
#8 wouldn't Jasmine wear a Saracen helmet in this case?
humptyblargh
Dat sugarloaf tho.
decastile
Aladdin takes place in pre-Islam Arabia
HermeneuticalQuandary
Actually it likely takes place in Central Asia although the direct translation would be China. Still, the original story has muslims
eggmuffin
Does it, though? The Sultan did bring up "Allah" quite a bit. (Though as a word, it merely means "god".)
CharlesFuckingBronson
That was just disney being dumb. Story's supposed to take place in the 200s ad, when Arabs worshiped many 'Ilahim' (gods.)
Sealy300
Well, the original story is of chinese origin. We do not know the exact setting, although it is pre-1492 due to the lack of knowledge of...
HermeneuticalQuandary
2-What is now parts of central asia. There are Muslim characters and even a Jewish one and the story is heavily influenced by Sino-Arab
Sealy300
the Americas.
HermeneuticalQuandary
3-trade route cultures.
HermeneuticalQuandary
1-No, the original story is set in "al-sin" which badly translated means China. I say badly because that term covers modern day china and
egodies
Okay, so like the height of the various Islamic empires which reached as far as China predates 1492, so that still fits.
Infinatus
It actually takes place in a post-apocalyptic future.
Kronoshifter
No no no, none of these theories that make all the disney movies fit into all the same world. Except for the Tangled/Frozen one. That's real
Sauroctonus
The architecture look very Islamic to me.
IronChefKiller
TwistedTelepath
But it's just a rabbit!
IronChefKiller
"Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!"
adrian94
that's the most fowl, bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
MarilynKerr
Finally!
donkeymoney
What popularized these terms? A game?
MithridateEupator
I honestly can't tell if you're joking
MWVaughn
I suppose you could call it a game... *intense Crusading flashback* *visible, raging unsheathing*
jjdgr8t
Blood covers the soil......
ANorthman
DEUS VULT
GoCorral
All of these are from the Crusader Kings 2 reddit.
Iussum
no, these were actual terms from the first crusade you historically illiterate fool
Ocheous
Dude, popularized does not mean invented. Most people aren't really up on crusade slang. I can barley keep up with today's lingo, u fleek me
bemanresu
Probably a heretic who has never heard of the grace of god. We must find where it lives to bring god's light by sword if neccesary
Joshuanonymous
Get off imgur. Go back to school.
ToughTemplarMemes
Been out of school for years,fighting the crusade ever since
TheManWithDecentPaintSkillz
I'm gonna go with this originated from "Praise the sun", maybe....
Mooshuporkroast
History
donkeymoney
I'm sure all these dank memes are understood thanks to History class...