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It’s nice not being murdered
Also I have a girlfriend now so. That’s nice too. FP Edit: Wow, I think this my first time here. Neat! Uhhh. So fun fact. GF is a nursing student. So. Harvesting my organs is...slightly more possible. Whatever. I love her. Uhhh. Send flirty memes? Or sappy romantic memes? I need to stock up on those. Or short-jokes. She hates them.
ShoppingCartRodeo
I met my best friend of 10 years on an anime site chat room. 2k miles apart. Visited last year and it was a blast. Going back in 2 weeks.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Do you have any of her organs?
Shmeadicus
She took your piano though.
rekypup
She was a classy girl who doesn't cut on the first date
Lucainmiami
Did you play the organ when she arrived.
valen00
If you play your cards right you might be able to give her one of your organs, at least for a while
ochristabub
Hey, I just did too. And got a girlfriend too Feelsgoodman :)
DreadCarcass
I spent a few weekends with a guy I met on xbox. Still have all organs and a great friend, not all ppl are there to harvest organs
samueWebRunner
Way to go man!!
Titty5prinkles
Probably all your orgasms too
TotallyNotFromTheFuture
Maybe she is waiting for the perfect time
wuneyedwombat
Sounds like you gave her an organ after all eh?
NoooThanks
One date and you love her???
NotThatKindOfDoctorDrew
That’s what she wants you to think
drincognito
Congratulations!
GlenL
She's going to want to go on a few dates to determine your eating and drinking habits before a harvest.
kerrigan778
Remember, after a crush if your pee turns really dark go to the ER immediately.
elbowdeepinagoose
Shismouche
Happened to do it too ! Got a better result than you, I am at +3 organs
ILoveLacey2
UnderTheArch
I hardly believe it myself
Komer
Wait. Does she still have all her organs?
madpoopz
I'm marrying a girl I met on Tinder come September.
UnderTheArch
Congratulations!
xmsbeanx
Congrats! My husband and I met over xbox. We have baby #2 due in August :)
CPSTforfreeyippee
Nice!! I met my husband on MySpace. We've been together for 9 years now, married for 5, and have 3 kids.
Ruudeboy
Does she have all her organs though?
ElbowdeepinElmo
OP told me he pleads the 5th on this question.
HenryLongfellowIII
And then some.
StoneyLoner
@OP still has not commented on whether or not she still has all her organs...
UnderTheArch
No comment
NonFungibleUsername
No, that’s how OP has a full set now.
SeriousPotato1
Sounds like they stole her heart
Riderscharge
@ExtraUpvote <- first time trying this, hopefully this works.
jimmythehat1
She had an extra organ for a little while
SupaCabra
The comment I came to see
jimmythehat1
Do you only surf on random, and does random send you to posts around 5 years ago or more?
SupaCabra
Yup, random is random. Most Viral Random to be exact. It's the best way to imgur in my humble opinion
jimmythehat1
Neat. I'll have to try it when I run out of imgur to look at
jerome5500
Ummmmmm, are we just ignoring that he said "I love her"?
TGIBallsWorth
Yeah wut
UnderTheArch
I’ve known her long enough to be absolutely certain of that.
SomethingTittyWitty
Fortune favors the bold
BlastyMcBlastblast
maybe she's not interested in your organ...
UnderTheArch
I’m a universal blood donor, she’s probably only keeping me around until she needs another transfusion.
Nahxela
Another, eh?
squishcat
O negative? or positive?
Wanderingmaniac
I'm thinking may be.... Just may be.... You missed a joke.
DerpKugel
or turned it into an even better one :P
wobblecopterrrr
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UnderTheArch
A dot, really? You expect me to update y’all when I get my blood stolen?
wobblecopterrrr
That was the joke
UnderTheArch
Oh ok