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xaffu
How else though? The pool has chlorine in it
WaggyTails
Clean being a figurative term, of course, given the hearsay about the water conditions
marmitejim
Because no USA athletes have tested positive have they....?
fuz54
Meanwhile Russian team playing Marco Polo...
maadclaw
Well they should get to play something.
thegreatsquirreldini
No that's a Canadian being born.
wadatahmydamie
Came here to post that exact thing
HandoB4Javert
He'll be late to the competition if he insist ion swimming all the way.
MechaNinja
... and that's just the ladies!
Jyx123
Expected submarine
Occasionalfunnycomment
I now understand why Hitler and Napoleon screwed up
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
*cough* Germany invaded in June. *Cough*
Th3Revanchist
Like its never not winter in russia lol
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Moscow averages around 22 C, 72 F in June-August. It's not a magical endless iceball like people seem to believe.
TheGloriousBIG
We Americans learn how to hide our drug habit in high school. #ama
zPapa
What was her statement
doublekross
A gold medal win over the Russian was caught doping but allowed to compete.
Micmacdaddywack
Who says all the americans arent doped up? You guys are pretty good at making things dissapear and/or look normal when its not
marshlando7
She from my hometown. We're all super proud of her. Good job Lilly King.
TheSaltiestPretzel
Fellow Evansvillian!!
Cheesecakecrush
There are THREE of us
Porfirij
swimming and sprinting, two of the most doping ridden disciplines are dominated by the US. honi soit qui mal y pense...
RD84
As an Aussie who is having 'fun' with the Chinese over our gold medal win over a druggie... have fun.
groversleeves
Russia is the only country thats been so obvious
Mustudonter
Compete clean in poopoo water haha.
underhighpressure
Unfortunately we have to wait 10 years to find out who is actually "clean" at these olympics.
Ilikeyogurt
dontmagpie
what?
Stringmybell
I think they should just have a separate superhuman olympics where everyone is doping
complexB
I'm tired of people shoved policy everywhere
supermonke
If a Russian wins any event, people are going to think they are doping.
Osarphi
Same for the US.
fistermatic5000
Sauce? No huh? I doubt it.
TheGhostofLouReed
Because they will be.
TheAngryEngineer
To be honest, it would take a lot to convince me any of them are clean now.
Maboroshi1994
You do something all the time and suddenly you have a reputation.
fistermatic5000
Well. If it sounds like a duck...
LincolnSiixEcho
Then your in the wrong competition
LincolnSiixEcho
You're*. I fucked up.
fistermatic5000
Ooooh you're so lucky you caught it first ;)
LincolnSiixEcho
vauhtihirmu
At this point doping is so rampant that every winners receives some suspicion. But yeah Russia was big recently.
RepostFromLastWeek
69% of Norwegian skiers have prescription for asthma medication. According to Norwegian doctors its normal rate for asthma.
RepostFromLastWeek
Norwegians are also the only ones able to beat Russians.
F0rger
Which is their own fault.
Aaronbobaron
That's the problem with cheating, it ruins your reputation and people will start to question even your legitimate accomplishments.
SengirArchangel
They won Fencing, can't say their doping budget went to that much though.
YouWillNotLikeThis
*with getting caught
Barkinsons
This one gets it
thehungryguy
how do i reach these keeeds
YouWillNotLikeThis
Same with any other nation...
SchmuseTigger
Don't worry, I think the same if Americans or Chinese win. So there is that.
ThatIsHowIFoundIt
Individual she beat and is talking about was actually caught doping, twice I think.
supermonke
That's what I heard. She shouldn't have been allowed to compete, but appealed the case and they let her.
LoopyMind
As of Americans never used doping...
YeahWellAboutThat
Never! I remember the Internet lynch mobs whenever someone just hinted at the possibility of Lance Armstrong cheating like the rest of them.
impayshunz
...not on a 'state' level...
edoburrito
Yea but Russia's just flat out accept it, which almost encourages it
Barkinsons
It's the same with Armstrong. Everyone doped, but he had a system to orchestrate and manipulate other athletes
acertainlazychosenone
Im confused. Why mention americans? is hating americans a "im vegan" thing too?
iuploadbearpics
Yea it's an imgur leftist mentality.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Yeah. People like to jump in the middle of that neckbeardy circlejerk.
timdetone
Is hating Russians "I'm vegan" thing too?
PuppyLord
Don't care for sports, but care even less for cheaters so +1
thesocialtwerker
Fuck 'em. There are so few truly unadulterated sport events nowadays. The Olympics is meant to symbolize the opposite of cheating.
fistermatic5000
Might as well let them all dope at this point. Make that the new level playing field.
Burglarcenarsonist
Blurnsball?
1234canIhavealittlemore
It was supposed to be all amateurs too. Too bad that changed.
YouAreAViking
Completely not true. The original pledge swore you had practiced for 10 months, and all of the greek cities sent their best athletes.
idknow
You really are outrageously misinformed. Yes, some Russians have been caught but every country will have that. So far 1/2
idknow
a lot of bans have been overturned, because it was a misstake. We are talking hundreds of them. 2/2
BrownskinOriental
How much did it cost to overturn the "mistakes"? Russian anti-doping agency can be quite expensive with bribes.
idknow
Russians would go with blackmail...Blackmail is cheaper :) you know,with the the oil prices and the way € is atm.
copingcabana
Russians wasted all that time on performance enhancing drugs when it took US plastic surgeons only a few days to make dolphins look human.
Thephedora
micheal Phelps took years of rnd to develop
SlippySlappySwammiSamsonite
AFineDayForScience
I was looking for this +1
4prez
thank you for your service
JohanOyn
what episode is this from
StagBeetles
It's true, and did you notice how Michael phelps is an anagram of Dolphin Man.
copingcabana
actually an anagram for Helps Him Place
Recklan
That true have never seen dolphinman and phelps in the same room
Mugz
I spent literal seconds checking "michael phelps" for the letter d. So well played.
TheFartingIrish
So what you're saying is you were searching for the d?
itzhope
This comment
TheMARSK
I'm sorry, I don't watch the Olympics, what happened?
Machiavellianism
Yeah mee to,i dont watch it and probably dont care.
TactileEnvelope
Russian swimmer was caught cheating multiple times. Banned from the Olympics. Shows up at the Olympics. Competes. Gets Rekt. Lily goes off.
TheMARSK
Oh, thanks, lol.