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Jackson, 5
Gigi, 8
Logan, 8
Ruby, 9
So yeah, these are some of the better ones I've found in Vice's Kids Telling Dirty Jokes series...
sauce: http://i.imgur.com/Qh0WMLe.jpg
oh alright...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d24QyaNMfnc&list=PLDbSvEZka6GHIDTka3XIzvjxVbG0y3ILa
StuckInBetweeen
Are they subbed or are they actually saying it?
LoudAngryJerk
theres a link for the videos, but theyre actually saying it.
Ramshornlady
So wrong.
MyIDofagoodtime
I don't wanna be right
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LoudAngryJerk
theyre telling jokes, its not like theyre traumatized... go away overly sensitive people...
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LoudAngryJerk
lol, so you can respond, but I can't? seriously, you need to chill...
unreadshade
TIL Ms. Pacman was a whore.
emdamncare
Ohmygod.
HentaiSensai
Why is this a thing? It seems almost abusive.
CoyoteSabre
Yes. The jokes are funny. The kids are cute. But they just don't belong together.
Rangizingo
Hell? Hell. We're going to hell.
ImStuckUnderYourBed
Parenting done... Right? O_O
LoudAngryJerk
the parents were there too, at least one of them was, cause logan had to ask permission to cuss...
Gortarzis
They put an asterisk in the word cock and the word bitch, but dick, ass, and slut are okay, why is that?
DJJizzyJeff
"What's the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples don't come on a kids face 'til they're 13" - That kid Logan.
LoudAngryJerk
yeah he kinda screwed it up, but thats okay.
Terdpee
Who is the biggest slut in history? Ruby age 9.
heyguysimtom
I hate this
SarcasticComment
I strongly support the Internet education of children
thejackwhiteanthem
That period one though...
Hybris51129
White text black outline. Seriously some of these I can't barely make out a word or two.
Sturbinator
Holy shit...
donagato
This is really sad :/
CoyoteSabre
This is horrible.
JacksonsDaddy
No, this is goddamned brilliant
ShinyMetalThings
-ly funny
QuaqueNocte
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wegonoso
Steve Harvey has some of the greatest reactions in tv history.
jimicos
You're not watching enough Univision.
jimicos
Especially the mouth part of the face.
itspappy
I would ask where their parents are, but we already know where dad is...
DJJizzyJeff
In Logans mouth
LoudAngryJerk
I know Logan's mom is right offscreen, cause he has to ask permission to say the jokes they have him read...
MetalGreymon
http://imgur.com/yYDEuw8
Damphousse
Perfect use of this gif.
rlpichini
MyOwnPrivateOhio
Proof that Stage Parents will sell their kids out for virtually any work.
Pharya
Proof that Imgurians are gullible idiots
Dinlek
Cloistering your child until they turn 18 because you don't want to explain boundaries and social cues? Epic parenting.
ThePastmaster
Please, I knew all those jokes when I was their age. :P
BeardKhan
It would surprise you how many kids arent total sheltered pussies.
MyOwnPrivateOhio
No. I am an inner-city Special Education teacher. There isn't anything child related that shocks me. A lot (like this) I can't understand.
Zalophus
I was telling dirty jokes by their age, granted I didn't understand half of them. My next door neighbor's 4 year old cusses up a storm too.
notsocrazy24
The first kid is 5. I wasn't exactly a total sheltered pussy either, but that's kind of fucked up and I get the impression that you are too.
whutserface
Black font, white outline. We've been over this, OP.
LoudAngryJerk
the gif thing to make these didnt have that option...
whutserface
It didn't let you change the font to yellow or something? It's ok. It's more effort than I would have made.
LoudAngryJerk
then the problem would be "yellow on white, op are you serious?"
whutserface
I guess you just can't win.
CatNoir
Disturbing
ShinyMetalThings
-ly funny
spleen138
You get one. ONE.
ShinyMetalThings
lol.
Cervani
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
LoudAngryJerk
how?
Cervani
Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
LoudAngryJerk
same principal as the wife one...
Cervani
Hmmm, I suppose so!
xochiluvr
Except the wife would scream a 4th time.