rexonasmuggler
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Aug 16, 2021 5:51 AM
rexonasmuggler
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FartPoweredPogoStick
Skytoast missile defense system.
tred1975
Toast-Guns
mistaopportunity
*colors it rainbow * what if we kissed under the gay pride mistletoaster?
jhilden0022
I don't think that's going to be a bright idea...
Mlglloyd420
Very cool
G1ngerDrag0n
You might get a concussion
ghostofahound
Gotta put some of these in my bathroom
Nertztoyouguys
Where’s the light?
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MrGravity
Does it not have enough outlets because you have two of everything?
RowanUnderwood
Xerubay
Looks like something out of Home Alone.
LDSmithereens
That would be an electrifying kiss.
Rodrigodias777
I thought that it was maybe for a smoke detector, but the battery on those can last up to 10 years. Hardly worth putting up that outlet
Muffyns
ceiling mounted projector ?
Rodrigodias777
That makes more sense
OverzealousDude
What gang is this?
Zenshien
Crips yo
Noksus
well you ARE allowed to use extensions or do they fry out your wiring in your insufficient 110V system?
AyrA
The united banana republics of america (as usual) show us others how not to do stuff.
antivaxtumblrvegan
When talking to an American friend, I once referred to 110V as "baby electricity". They were amused.
DoctorTurkTurkleton
Weird place to keep your bath bombs
EatPieLander
MSWindows "Flying Toasters" screensaver IRL.
MadCat221
Would a Missile Toaster be a laser-based anti-missile system?
IfIthoughtItWasImportant
Of course. Jeeeesh!
ElBarbu
Or a flamethrower in the case of jazz jackrabbit
SherMattLockSmith
Nah, it is a rocket powered toaster that shoots the completed toast at your head using a laser guiding system.
HandoB4Javert
Kabul or Kaboom?
CatThatsNoLongerCurious3
Heat seeking most likely.
NorwegianSheepknuller
Nah, it'll be a knockout breakfast.
Fairdinkums
No, you and the houses around you would be getting destroyed by lovely smelling perfectly toasted normal missiles.
Leithoa
The real missile toasters typically target tye warhead or fuel tanks causing the missile to explode. Ideally you get hit with small bits
HypnoJack
It’s a Cylon shaped like a missile.
SonOfLucifer
Toaster based Missile launcher!
Diggin12
Who has 2 toasters? Is this some rich thing I'm too poor to understand?
YouthfulDrake
Maybe lots of people live in the house so there's a high demand for toast in the morning
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
It's from all the money they saved by not buying too many outlets, of course
ArtSparkle
#teamtoaster
here4mischief
Finally somewhere to store my bath toaster
Youwouldntstealatoaster
im finally relevant again
TakenToaster
Stand strong brother
lewaq
I feel old
TakenToaster
I feel like I’m being mocked
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Don't start this shit again. #teamtuba_or_gtfo
zstorm6
#TeamJJ_or_fuck_off
FappingRaptor
Explain...?
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canucker327
That can’t be up to code
wrestlinkurtiz
I mean outlets in ceilings aren't uncommon but they are usually used for lights, you'll see them above some pool tables and what not
Mgiggity
*watt not
Neurisko
Obviously they plugged in the dumbest things just for the photo. Who has two toasters, though?
HelpfulCorn
I have a toaster and a toaster oven