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Nov 4, 2014 4:54 PM
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eatingketchupchips
and then there would be me:
loungeking1
Immediately after.. http://www.quickmeme.com/img/4c/4c150e735111953ed093e114ec69873adc440d4b451cb16c3e8c66985cfdd37e.jpg
19ajb
DON'T YOU CRY YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU GOT ME? I'M NOT GOING TO MOVE A FUCKING INCH UNTIL YOU LAUGH LIKE YOU'RE ENJOYING MAKING SHITTY FOOD!!
jordanbobordn88
God I bet his mode swings are awesome in bed.
sheshazelnuts
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2f/a7/d4/2fa7d4d3b1c8352912350361a11b678a.jpg
Tittiesandsprinkles
Oh shit! It just got real 0.0
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Who do I have to kiss for making this?
CobraDBlade
Ramsay is a true pro. Nurture the ones who want to improve, destroy those who don't think they need to.
pyr666
gordon ramsay gets a bad rap for kitchen nightmares. he's yelling at people who are endangering the healthy of the public! he's a good man
MissSpaceFace
That's too bad, he could really use a good rap.
Zaranthan
I've seen him on KN dealing with good cooks struggling under bad owners/chefs. He's the teacher everyone wishes they had.
pyr666
[batman voice] no, he's the teacher they deserve.[/batman voice]
arzE
Gordon Ramsay is actually a really great person, he just wants to see you success and do your best.
InterruptingA10
He is not actually a dick to people, unless they act like they know more than him. He actually likes kids.
Haynesisbae
He actually lives near me and every time I've bumped into him, he's been absolutely charming.
ManikM
I LOVE THIS SHOW! Its soo adorable sometimes it hurts!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I don't think he's awful at all. The people he helps on kitchen nightmares are out of their minds. I would flip my shit on them too.
MercedesLackey
They should be on their knees thanking deity he's there to save them, and take down every word he says.
thepupgoesbork
People think Gordon Ramsay is an ass. A meanie. Whathaveyou. He isn't, really. He is passionate about what he does. Anyone in his 1/2
thepupgoesbork
Position would MOST LIKELY be this way!
joeinfro
PJSalt
theintergalacticspacebear
Kappa
DoctorWhoWhatWhenWhereWhyHow
This changes my whole perception of him. He presents just what is needed to the cook in question.
PaliQ
If you have soup that's too salty, put a potato in the mix and then take it out when the soup is done. o_o
ZeraniLoki
It isn't soup it's mashed potatoes. (Dunno if you knew that n was just stating it or not)
PaliQ
I knew that, I just figured I'd throw out my random salt and potato knowledge.
Hambongler
Yeah he tells you what you need to hear to make you better at your cooking
HomeForUnwantedNudes
Awww <3
ShapeShifterCharlieFrancis
The day Gordon Ramsay is nice is the day mobile lets me sign in again. Holy shit! It worked!
adultgarbage
oh my god his face in the second gif. he looks so concerned.
LoadUpCeleryManPlease
No those are just the chasms that are engraved on his forehead
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Reminds me of the kid who was told he'd meet iron man http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/13/article-0-1A4D930E000005DC-293_634x479.jpg
wildweekendbitch
Tearing up. So sweet.
Dominian
I'm not emotional, but I think I might be able to crank out a concerned look if I made a little girl cry on my TV show.
RonarOfTheRebellion
He is a cool guy. Whenever I've seen him yelling at people, they deserved it.
jaminjimmyjames
He only cares about making good food. If you don't know how then he will show you. If you think your swill is better he will swear at you.
DefinitelyNotAnAssassinHidingInAHaybale
He's fiercely against shark fin soup and he's protested against it and has done a lot to make restaurants in NYC to stop serving it.
mukfuggler
eh cooks foods and doesnt afraid of anything
RentalCoyote
Fun fact, Jon Graham (DigitalPh33r), goes to my university.
KungFooKangaroo
Someone please make a gif compilation that has a mix between the ones of him yelling at people and the kids crying before he cheers them up.
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KungFooKangaroo
I mean so that it's ordered to look like he's yelling at the kids. Sorry, I forgot how to english for a second.
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
sauce?
GoshNotMe
Yes. It looked like a sauce. Too salty though, apparently.
shanabanana
Masterchef Junior. You saucy fuckers.
imgursresidentasshole
http://media.nutratech.co.uk/media/productimages/148/94/524994.png
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
It's like your an asshole who resides in imgur
beemoburrito
What is this? Sauce for ants?
yourmotherwearscombatboots
That's great and all but you can't tell me it wouldn't be absolutely hilarious to see him yell at these kids like he does at adults.
YouTasteLikeABurgerIDontLikeYouAnymore
i secretly hoped that's how it would be when i first saw this show.
Phr3shTuna
omg can that be a thing?
Tyrannotron
Sounds like that's what he does to his daughters, if they're always crying in the kitchen.
JaromirAzarov
"Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN COOKING!"
655321mnc
Oh you!
GNICH62
We are the all american girls cooking league
MrFiend
When I was on Gordon Ramsay kitchen nightmares, my producer called me a steaming pile of pig shit! Did I cry? no. NO!!
carewyllie
Call me crazy, but I wouldn't find that funny at all.
xmsbeanx
I would want to crawl through the tv & beat his ass!
kootiepatra
^ Agree. This is why "Pick on someone your own size" is a well-known saying.
hopethisisarelevantname
What if the kid was really, really annoying?
marquisdechocula
well in that case, sure
FallenJester
The fuck? This episode LITERALLY just ended.
SL4pthePANCAKES
OH FFS! YOU'VE USED SO MUCH OIL THAT THE US WANTS TO INVADE THE FUCKING PLATE!
sugar3
Ah my dick is stuck in the drawrr!!!
WhiteTexan
Ha. Is this an actual G.Ramsey quote?
Jorgethemaster
Probably. He says awesome shit like that all the time.
Zaranthan
Who cares, it's hilarious either way! :)
SL4pthePANCAKES
I've no idea, but it sounds like something he would say, seen it in plenty of memes
EnriqueBedlam13
I get him. If you are learning he will help you with a smile. If you think you are amazing but you suck he will tear you apart.
lonelychristmas
yeah, man. toally, i like, get to, um
Lorithias
Theses ppl ! are best teachers !
fillchiam
I had a sculpture/artistic anatomy teacher like this. Previous students gave him a t-shirt:"Do as I say and you'll be a happier human being"
SlimeJenkins
I like it
EngleDingle
As a culinary arts student I can say that the biggest problem a lot of students have is being too arrogant to feel like they can learn (1/2)
EngleDingle
from the professors. A lot of our instructors teach just like Ramsay and it works really damn well. (1/2)
acunninglinguist
be an asshole all the time. Sure, a lot of it is genuine frustration, and he gets mad at Brits, too. But if you're trying and not being >>
MalachyCerber
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iSoulend
What if you're an amazing cock, but do suck cook, what then ?
copingcabana
When I was younger, there was a word for that: teaching.
AgamemnonsMemes
80% of what people know about him is a very specific TV personality.
eabonin
If you listen to him and respond in a positive manner he is wonderful. If you are a piss-ant to him you will get destroyed by him.
mcshady
It's okay to be bad at something. It is not okay to be bad at something and pretend that you're a professional.
LoudAngryJerk
my 2nd cousin was on the grown up show, told me that he's not really that mean. thats just all they show on tv so it fits with the show.
MercedesLackey
Exactly. In his "rescue" shows, these people are FAILING. One of the world's top chefs comes to save them. Often the villain is their ego.
totallyofficialdalton
That's right! Make everyone on the same level.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Pretty much this. Too many entitled people called themselves "Professional" but they do things worse than an amateur and be smug about it.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
If you talk big you better play big and stay big the whole time. Time to ponie up for the check your mouth wrote.
DirzBiopsist
As he should
Akyan
It's not even that, it's the "You think you're the shit, act like a fucking asshole, disrespects Ramsay-" Ramsay tears them a new one.
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FSMPirate
He has confirmed this. And creative editing
AdorableEvil
*If you think you are amazing, but you suck and are an asshole...
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
More like 'You're an adult now? Great, no more angry parents, time to be an asshole again!'
gosee
As a TA about to teach my first college writing class, I...I think this is a good philosophy.
copingcabana
Right up until you realize that promotions and tenure are partly a popularity contest.
LavaAxe
Don't tear people apart for a measly college writing class. Ramsey gets paid for his Iron Chef acting. You get paid to make people learn.
king0gre
AMEN!!!!
stotoro
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MasterDefenestrator
As we all should strive to do.
rubbarz
The perfect teacher.
acunninglinguist
an ignorant douche canoe, he's a sweet guy.
suckmypianist
Woah, reading all your comments took work bro.
Mcknizzle
you don't get him at all then
NaziPigeon
If you're building a house, remove bad beams before they're added. If a built house has bad beams, tear it down before problems escalate.
Tzaot
Basically he should play Smite and LoL.
acunninglinguist
He's much nicer in the UK version of Kitchen Nightmares. In the US, it's more about "RATINGS, RATINGS, RATINGS" and so he kinda has to >>
personExisting
I can't follow your comments. Please consider replying to your comments next time. It would ease reading.
acunninglinguist
Apologies.
astropapi1
>> masturbate on top of Abraham Lincoln's grave while singing "rolling in the deep".
DanielReader
magic
JesusHorsedickChrist
He tears people apart because, if they can't take it, they aren't cut out to be a chef. You have to be able to stay calm and focused.
alfieslady
Chefs in general are egotistical asshats, but you have to be to make it. It's not for everyone
Tylendal
He tears people apart because he's a pretty good actor. He's only a jerk in Iron Chef.
Covarr
Iron Chef? You serious?
Tylendal
Or Hell's Kitchen, whatever. I don't actually watch the show.
AMFMAN
Which is exactly how it should be assuming we all want the greatest amount of progress to be the end game
Canofminus
This is generally how I teach Kung Fu.
Warranty
Which is cool.
ShroomsofDoom
Ohh maybe I should have been a chef, that judges people...
Ihavemyxomatosis
I just received 6 alt. high school interns. they are dickheads. I must learn to channel Gordon for the remaining 10 weeks...
StarlightKitsune
I want to favorite this comment. :/
Ilikestyx
Well if someone is good enough to get on TV, they should actually be as good as him, or fuck off.
MrCIA
I watch his show on cooking for beginners every now and then on youtube. Ramsey is an amazing cook and a really good teacher.
Nobahdi
I learned how to cook a steak from those videos. That was the one time I actually enjoyed steak.
Shven
It is really all about expectations
prettykitties
Omagosh I had no idea he did this!
LauKatze
I love it to, I'm planning on making the dishes when I move out
D0cH0lliday
I like how he explains why he does things the way he does, rather then just telling you to do it that way.
ProjectFreak
Wait, there's a beginner cooking class online with Gordon? SIR, PLEASE LINK ME
Ferrumkit
I like when he hid in classes in disguise, that was a gem
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Start with his scrambled eggs, such a simple food but his method improved my own a ton.
ProjectFreak
OR M'AM PLEASE LINK ME, WHICHEVER IS ACCURATE
GeoDoc
http://www.thedarewall.com/tv/gordon-ramsays-ultimate-cookery-course
MrCIA
There you go, sir. Episode one of...a bunch.
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
No one else? Really? Fine...
MrCIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9iWedik8hw
Romanticist
How do I watch if it's not available in my country? D:
FemilyMay
"This video is not available in your country" NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... :(
TastyBrainMeats
http://youtu.be/syvvxx3eGpI?list=PL3C5A1C45651937D3
OhDavidMyNacho
commenting to find it later!
procrasturbationstation
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTzMGnJjrsSw3SCQFxF4FE97r2qPLsFi-
darkkai3
You're awesome, but I just lost an hour watching his videos!
ProjectFreak
THANK YOU. Now if only I could chop an onion in five seconds. But it's fun just hearing him talk food.
Panzerfau5t
Commenting for later
lightalife
You da real MVP
JimNibbles
Commenting for future reference.
darthtargaryen
Commenting for later. Thanks.
blueberrysprinkles
Thank you!
FatWhiteMan
Watching this at work tonight thank you
Braywashed
Cool
justorderalargefarva
Commenting for sauce!
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Commenting for later use.
Tomkatie
For college cooking.
chanieldoi
This is why he's a brilliant chef and teacher. He doesn't leave space for an inflated ego and makes you actually work for a compliment.
Nandabun
I've only ever seen him go into a place in Kitchen Nightmares ONCE and LIKE the food right off the bat. it was amazing.
Gonnaderpya
Do you know the episode? I'd like to watch that.
Brekkjern
I assume you already found it, but here's a link anyhow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1WYbDYGEAI
Gonnaderpya
Newp! Danke!
Nandabun
It's when he goes to the southern comfort style place, or something. I do not know the exact episode, but that should help.
Joshiraptor
The soul foods one? Same season as the crazy lady one
Professormoony
way to do things
drunz
The only chefs he tears down are those unwilling to actually admit they messed up. His passionate at what he loves and only wants the best.
monsterpiece42
This concept is called passion.
MisterZurkon
Gordon Ramsay for president
StitchesAreMyJam
Im pretty sure a Scottish guy cant be president...
BuckBoost
Prime minister maybe?
StitchesAreMyJam
Hed be a cracking first minister, think he'd get on pretty well!!
Whipcrackincheddar
Id pay good money to see him chew up Dave Cam the useless spam man
pixelsnader
Too salty? THEN STOP CRYING IN THE FUCKING PAN! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/04/article-2183699-14604947000005DC-343_634x369.jpg
Metricalfoot
A+
Rakint
I love yi
nodisco
I remember seeing someone post about semen being salty but.... Well, this is neither the time nor the place.....
SL4pthePANCAKES
HAHAHAHA! you win!
pandaeyed
I'm not going to click on the link and feed the Daily Fail monster, but +1 for your comment!
tokomak
If you mouse over, it still counts. aaaaah the internet.
OMGWTFISTHIS
What a time to be alive! They now have mouse overs.
teh0khardic
Thanks. I nearly sprayed my breakfast everywhere
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
RoosterTeeth made a great point. Don't you want to see him be mean to the kids, just a *little* bit?
ProphetOfTheFirstClaw
AAAAAAAAAAH MY DICK IS STUCK IN THE DRAWER
PhantomA
Don't be thinking what you said is original! http://imgur.com/aoSB8Do i found this in my camera roll 6 months ago
ProphetOfTheFirstClaw
It isn't original, but since I've seen that picture its all that pops into my head when I see Gordon Ramsey.
DMGuy
I'm fairly sure everyone here knows this joke has been around forever, dude. No one cares.
MoonbyulBias
Why so salty, bro?
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
"U salty cuz u faulty?"
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Slammur
I can hear this gif in my head. His laugh is so memorable.
IronicDancing
Why the fuck is William Striker wearing armour?
ApotheosisCM
You mean Hannibal Lecter?
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Too few people know this..
Randomlythoughupnicknameinordertocommentonposts
Because he's trying to help his brother get his wife back from some pesky Paris, i.e. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332452/?ref_=nv_sr_1
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
STRIIIIIIIIIIIKERRRRRR!!!
KingOfTheMouthBreathers
If this is the only role you know Brian Cox for...you need to watch some more movies.
Kaite633535
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL-2uJufogQ
darkmellow
Thank you savior for sending us link.
anerdwithaknife
I love the "lol so gay" youtube comment.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
That feels so staged.. :p
DemographicUnknown
"I'm not leaving until you laugh." [20 minutes of awkward small talk] "Good luck!"
FiatLuxIam
DING!
Jrhoney
The power of editing for snappy banter.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
A friend of mine was on a "reality" show once.. they'd start rumors and say nasty stuff to individuals to create drama among the contestants
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
2/ sadly, that didn't work out too well because the group was getting alng too well.. so the show got cancelled after 4 episodes, iirc
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
3/ Didn't help that they slotted it against new episodes of House.. I mean, few shows would've been able to compete with that