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Mar 3, 2017 8:07 PM
LikeChocolateMilk
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Dayrest
Left
thesuaveITguy
Right.
zebardyn
Left all day long
t3m4
Am I the same girrrrll, yes I am, yes I am
mischiefmanaged731
Left
IxRxPHYSICIST
You can afford neither...those are red bottoms and yes I know what they are.
sharkwhistle29
Left makes me use my imagination
foosfever
The one staring at the brick wall seems about my speed
voodoosexdoll
Left. I like having something left for my imagination. Modesty and class is also very attractive
highheelfetish
To your Left left left right left
CheckYouOut
Left
Syntesia
Left I prefer good girls
Bellerophone
left
ChubbyStubs
There is a fine line between cute and slutty.
Bigtoe7
Left
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Right is sexy, but left is cute.
AgentNSFW
dinosarahsaurus
Twix Factory owners' girlfriends!
itshayappenshay
Call me ambidextrous!
af101
thecheesedip
Ambidickstrous*
RespiratoryRandy
Ambisextrous*
Digicat
GreenEggsAndSpam
Lefty loosey
IWonderIfICanUseThisMeme
Yes
Vundergluber
Depends on if there's wind that day!
Ewokwithastickgif
I just want those Louboutins on her feet.
FusRoDoodles
I doesn't matter because both are gonna walk right past you.
tarataqa
*walks right past you*
FusRoDoodles
*Watches you go* There goes the only man that ever ignited the fires in my soul
metalharvester
Lobstrositiesbitme
Best use of this gif
Gasquatch
tep4
r/shitytumblrgifs
JuanNieves
Always Miguel y Tulio
ErinFromTheOffice
*Either, not both
Akurei00
Damn, why so many downvotes? I agree, seeing someone wearing both at the same time would just be goofy.
aWiseSageOnceSaid
Because we want to peel our bitches, like an onion
aWiseSageOnceSaid
No we mean both! We want layers! I want to peel my bitch like an onion!
Esthx3
Left, easier to lift for elevator sex
DearCorn
Better for sex in general, those tight ones look slutty and ghetto as well. Imo
Calmeister
Left has a dick when it turns around
TheRicM
This is funny because elevators are called lifts in some countries
RWebb00000
and better to watch bend and on windy days.
Noodlevillian
Or surprise sex! You know, catching her offguard by being a complete stranger and then BOOM, surprise sex!
Preincarnage
Just slide right up to transform it into a belt.
justthoughtyousholdknow
As a female this is my goal. Tried to do it with my ex but he was too nervous and couldn't get hard.
Esthx3
exhibitionist, location doesn't matter
justthoughtyousholdknow
not about trying to show others.But more him to want me so much that he could wait until we got to his apt but instead began in the elevator
justthoughtyousholdknow
He couldn't* wait
Esthx3
I think sex in public is fun, until you get caught by cops at the park >_<
justthoughtyousholdknow
Get a ticket?
TheRockyFeller
Nigga you ain't getting no elevator sex. Sit down
TheRicM
Toast
MrtheOffender
I'm gettin just as much elevator sex as you are.... http://imgur.com/niP0upO
YoungbloodPriest
Don't be sad about none of that, my man. Not every dude be naturally fly. If you serious about it you should find a trained mojologist.
BobKelsoMD
He sank his own ship to kill the captain
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/F5LnFAp
chonas
I disagree, right will remain up once you flip it once. Left will keep falling down unless she's bent at <90 degrees.
GiftedGoldfish
Im ok with that
DearCorn
Hold it up ya lazy prick.
chonas
Then you have one less hand for touching other stuff. . .
DearCorn
Dude obviously you havent had sex in public, the last thing you think about is fondling.
boneh3ad
Is there any other way to have elevator sex?
missbelled
Standing full nelson? #1 imho
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
Held against the wall, in that case the skirt on the left will just get in the way
Mdp2525
Ding ding ding. That is in fact, the other way to do it. (Also applies to shower sex but way more dangerous)
boneh3ad
I disagree. Respectfully.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
It's a fact though, can you disagree with facts? Anyway it is an awkward way to do it, bent over is much easier