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Jan 21, 2022 1:32 AM
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
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PotatoesGonaPotate
Applies to kentucky too
variantXer0
Abbott needs to get fucked. And not in a good way.
topscreen
"Why hasn't that fucking Biden fixed the Covid" says the anti mask, vax, and lockdowners.
HisBubbliness
Take the hostage out of the equation.
Imalwaysready
It's funny 'cause it's true.
SteveMND
Beautiful.
WinstonSmith101
The flag is a review
StarscreamAndHutch
Gov abbott, LtG patrick and AG paxton are all up at midterm. Vote these worthless fucks out with me 11/8/22, Texans. #morebluein22
pokos33
Good luck lol. I'm pretty sure those elections are pretty much locked down Rep's due to gerrymandering.
StarscreamAndHutch
These 3 are statewide elections
Roguishpotato
DeadeicPrints
Why is California on there? The most that happens in Cali is fires.
Geistbar
Except California isn't doing anything wrong here. Republicans just like to bitch about CA to feel better about their own fuckups.
endlessseaofstars
Those three states make up about 27% of the entire population of the country.
dingo8yrbaby
Huh... I'd replace "California" with "Arizona"
Leonardo1975
I'd replace both "California" and "Florida" with Texas
sketch242
I would have gone with Wisconsin, but Arizona works too.
Colopty
Dunno, feels like Arizona is rarely mentioned at all.
Imalwaysready
Which, if you knew Arizona, you'd find amazing. How they fly under the radar while Texas, Ohio, and Florida steal the spotlight is a skill.
UseTheForceLuke
I’d replace “California” with “Missouri”, personally. Maybe “Arkansas”
mycatsings
Definitely Missouri
Fyreworx
Accurate.
Geistbar
Mostly. There is an inaccuracy in that he's also doing his best to kill off the doctors/nurses too...
Fyreworx
How could i forget.
martyroflittlefaith
This is the only meme I can think of where the template alone makes me laugh
Abominablesloth
stop rewarding dumb constituents, when these goveners ask for money make them bend the knee.
casbott
bourbonandbaddecisions
#savemebrandon
TacoFox
I work of a Texas ISD...this is so true.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
I want them to stop turning my home into fucking Saudi Arabia
ChristopherHallett
Give Tejas back to Mexico.
StarscreamAndHutch
IsolatedAsshole
Fucking flawless (as someone who lives in Texas).
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Just got over COVID infection a few days ago. Fuck you, Texas GOP (and, of course, the GOP in general).
IsolatedAsshole
Had my turn last summer. Not fun, but could've been way worse (live alone and fully vaxxed).
mdh5
Goes for AZ and Gov Ducey ? as well
Crimx42
Also Florida
yall00aint00right
And Georgia
diezl97
soon to be Virginia :(
mcfuckstick
South Dakota, Alabama, Idaho...
SpicyPeanuts27
The list goes on and on.
metalrulercid
goodguyC
As a South Dakotan our state government really is the worst! We have good people...who vote for fucking idiots every time. :(
vosuraekira
Oklahoma...
mongoosefighter
Kansas
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
Missouri
CadeGreenbottle
I'm starting to tap my foot like Wakko Warner is singing and pointing ting to all the states in America.
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vosuraekira
Unfortunately, yes. Most of my work is starting to get the mindset of "I survived it, it won't harm me". I absolutely hate it.
Enginerd1022
And Arizona, but Ducey is trying and failing at emulating Abbot
summershank
I live in Florida. I’m the Quasimodo who wears a mask and is triple vaxxed. I haven’t caught it.
CMoeBaggins
Continue to keep your guard up. I know people triple vaxxed and masking and they’re sick now. Houston.
ImmortalTimothy
There are dozens of us!
OrangeandBrew732
Same here. Surrounded by it at work as well
jpdd
There are many unvaccinated people where I work. Several of them have had Covid twice at this point.
33WhiskeyTX
If you are not aware, Gov Abbott is also in a wheelchair. Because a branch fell on him. He sued the property owner and got rich.
mycatsings
The tree dropped the branch on purpose
Imalwaysready
So slow he couldn't outrun a tree.
Shabutie1313
Must be nice to be dumb enough to believe this shit.
manulofdoom
Yes, you must be a very smort little boi who eats his horse dewormer and drinks his piss every day to see through these soviet leftist lies!
LusciousLucius
Ah, the good ol' day old account with shitty opinions. How's the weather out there in Russia, comrade?
cdub77
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ArtisZ
Welcome to Europe. Oh, wait.. you should consider..., but we have socialism and rights.
manulofdoom
F
inthrees
(Kidding)
mrjonesandme1010
Yeah Dallas here, so stressful
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LTJJD
I need to get out of this looney tunes hellscape state soon. I used to live it here but Abbott/Trump has driven it into the ground.
IsolatedAsshole
Right there with ya, bud. Hang in there.
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CynicalCyclicalCysticCytokine
Same ?
SorryThatUserNameIsTaken3WithLiamNeeson
Hello there fellow priso- I mean Texans :D
CynicalCyclicalCysticCytokine
cdub77
So you’re in Huntsville? /s
Reimmop
Same
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cdub77
Every time I hear the frigging radio ad I just shake my head repeatedly
dannnen1
Stay safe out there
Kakeukh
Condolences...
Targe0
I mean you live in Texas you knew what you signed up for. /s
cdub77
38 yrs ago wasn’t as bad. ( I just really like cowboy butts in wranglers.)
andrathor
That's how that works, totally. You don't go around saying that about the certain countries that have harsh rights for women, etc. So why?
truflehunter
Nice use of /s
DrLOAC
Oh it’s not so bad, just make sure you are vaxxed, wear an N99 mask, have a generator for when the grid collapses, & weeks of food & water>>
Happenstanced
As a texas
DrLOAC
For when a storm comes through just like any 3rd world country. Just hope you don’t have your heart set on voting or bodily autonomy.
cdub77
Guns and ammo, check!
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gooftroop
Yeah man, but everything's bigger there
ComoSeIguana
cdub77
LOVE IT!! Now someone needs to do the death meme with “was I a good governor?”
FajitaJane
Too be fair, I'd shoot Texas in the head too.
Gestalt7
Line starts over here, buddy
itypewerdsonline
gonna need a lot of guns, luckily Texas has a lot of them
VraedenHughes
AnApologeticCanadian
*shocked doctor face*
saucenes5
Thank you kind stranger - I'll go halfsies with ya on the bullet?
dingo8yrbaby
Was gonna say... Texas deserves the politicians it votes for.
cdub77
Not all of us voted for them.
Texorama
Not all Texans get the politicians they vote for...
Imalwaysready
Yeah, but it's not about logic. It's about owning the Texlibs or something.
eightthree
"TexaS DeSeRvEs Th" GERRYMANDERED TO HELL! the Supreme court is making sure it stays that way
eightthree
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/supreme-court-rules-texas-district-racially-gerrymandered/story?id=56140728
RoxannaTroy
*Obligatory argument that if Texas wasn't gerrymandered beyond belief it would elect better people*
ambiguouslybrown88
The bigger problem is that the Lt. Gov has actual legislative power. The current Lt. Gov is a flaming dog turd who blocks most progressives
redmangc
Only 1 major city voted for trump so idk
Smacketywack
Yes but as soon as you drive out of any Texas city it’s all Maga hats, ‘Trump 2024’ flags, and ‘Fuck Biden’ bumper stickers. It’s insane.
schlockchurch
It's that way in many blue states, as well. I live in a place like that in Oregon.
IsolatedAsshole
You ever look at Texas' districts around its major cities? It's a fucking joke how gerrymandered they are.
DeadeicPrints
Forgive my ignorance, but does gerrymandering even effect the governor election? I thought at least a governor was just a direct vote.
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Gerrymandering reduces Democratic representation at the local and state levels; in turn, the GOP's voter suppression laws depress (1)
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Democratic turnout against Republican candidates in gubernatorial elections (because they depress Democratic turnout in general). (2)
Joblessgymshorts
Yeah so majority of Texans vote blue but we're gerrymandered to hell and still get shit politicians
jacquesdustatefarm
I'll add that some of us are forced to live here and dont vote for those people so no we dont deserve them.
db629
AkLonewolf
good ol mack and me
AngryQueefNoises
TigerMcStanley
BrotherEstapol
SirBillington