Weird animal dump

Mar 7, 2017 4:09 AM

YetiForgetti

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would have enjoyed them more without the annoying 'There. That's a thing you know now.'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not so sure about this moth one...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's true, but only the adults don't have mouths. They eat as caterpillars.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whoever named a group of squid, and didnt name it "squad" is kind of disappointing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

start a petition to rename group of squids to a squad

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I have no mouth and I must scream." - Luna Moth, probably

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, turns out bed bugs and i have the same fetish

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why did I read "There that's a thing you know now" each time!! What the fuck brain!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The rabbit thing....the critters in the picture are hares.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I Guess that's why there's a rabbit named Binky in Life in Hell (pre-simpsons)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 grew up in west Texas that was one of the first things I remember learning

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But...a double decker bus is no longer than a normal bus. That's kind of the whole point of being a double decker bus.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Shorter than a coach so double decker buses probably average to shorter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't call your mother a whale @OP

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I only know of this animal because of Aguirre Wrath of God

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 so they don't retain carrion matter in their feathers that could lead to disease. They don't just enter a carcass through the butt.

9 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 4

Extremely Boromir Voice: "One does not simply enter a carcass through the butt."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Knew about 40% of them. I watched way too much QI -_-

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

No such thing as too much QI!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

i see what you did there (or if you did not intend to subtly reference QIs Podcast and news show - they are a thing)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was actually disproven, it's now thought to be for thermoregulation.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I'm sure the baldness can be beneficial in several ways, they're not "intelligently designed" with specific intended features after all.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

That's a very tall cow that you're poking with a very short stick mate.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Never swim with dolphins

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Female spotted hyenas have a pseudopenis, which they also have to give birth through. There, that's a thing you know now.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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Koalas do have rib cages...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 who was the unfortunate soul who found out koalas explode when hugged

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

I LOVE you Mr Koalaaaaaaarrgh WHAT THE FUCK

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is definitely false. If they explode, it's not related to a lack of ribcage, because they do have it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hes no longer around to talk about it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's MY question.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ala Akbar! Koala probably.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*Koala akbar

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So the terrorists are enlisting wildlife now? We're officially fucked!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For some reason, I read "There. That's a thing you know." every damn time.

9 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 3

There. That's a thing you know.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, this made me feel like I was back in church.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I looked for this comment because I knew I would find it.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#3 Wow! And here I thought whales was a huge family of animals ranging from a mere 500 lbs to 300,000. Turns out it's just one huh?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The smaller species of whales are actually 99% vagina with a thin layer of skin for camouflage. There. That's a thing you know now.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ahh. I think we all knew that one girl in high school. Ours was Wendy.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Today I learned that millipedes are more romantic than dolphins or eagles.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk, sex at free fall from 2000 feet, eagles are killing it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hahaha wild sexytime for sure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know so many things now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 a "San Diego"

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

These seemed to start out as making people know unpleasant things about animals but then the author forgot their intent & just said whatever

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A horny man can shoot an aimed stream of goo out of his middle leg

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

There. That's a thing you know now.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also im gonna need alpacas for my business idea

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I dont like dolphins that much

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People swim with dolphins and kill millipedes. I'd rather get a massage from a millipede than swim with dolphins now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Word man

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of these are false. There: that's a thing you know now.

9 years ago | Likes 289 Dislikes 4

Which ones

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

most of them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Heard the sloth one was false

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'd imagine the whale one. I'm sure it's true for the blue whale, but not every species of whale

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There: That's a thing you don't know.

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 2

#10 Nobody really says audience. It's either a shoal or school. Also #18 is just courting, not mating. They need a hard surface to fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

#1 is unsupported, too. They're bald to prevent getting soiled from flesh, not shit. And #7 is false, they just have 2 less (11) sets

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

of ribs and a curved spine, so picking them up under the arms distresses them.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

They used a picture of cuttlefish for the squid one

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

cuttlefish are squids

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

taxonomically speaking, all squid are cuttlefish but not all cuttlefish are squid

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just rocked my world

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These animal group names are ridiculous, I'd guess even made up! There, that's a thing you know now! (also that! annoying...)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course the animal names are made up, where else would they come from if somebody hadn't made them up?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

animal GROUP names

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, but animal group names are still made up because that's literally how language works.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes i understand that, but to call a group of ravens an unkindness makes no goddamn logical sense.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0