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embarrassedgirlplshelp
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DJBBT
Rub some coke on your anus.
TheMightyElk
Leather bit to save them chompers.. Then scream drill me like the gulf and raise up your bottom. Put your mind in a happy place and enjoy
KingMojoIV
InfocalypseRising
Hurray! My compulsive favoriting can help someone! http://imgur.com/account/favorites/yjOXz
CharlesFuckingBronson
It's difficult to learn the necessary skills through the internet, butt I offer one-on-one tutoring in this subject.
sza34
You pooped everywhere huh?
Madv1lla1n
May I suggest warming up with a Cleveland Steamer...
NateChadrick
@OP inbox
shibbytothelibby
Sometimes there will be poop.
TravNel
Theres literally thousands of articles on the internet for this subject.
Sturmovik11
And some vids! ....apparently
insanemaestro
My advice is avoid it. A big pain in the ass if you ask me.
Souljah42
Yes we should.
laffytaffy623
pray your sphincter can take it, lol. one wrong move & you're up chocolate creek w a chocolate covered popsicle stick.
unrealplayer
If you don't prepare properly, you're going to have a poopy time.
unrealplayer
Alternatively; Poor Planning Produces Poopy Pleasure.
Kondyss
Yea. Let's send it to fp
optimusmegatron
Off you go little one!!
YakshaTheYakshini
lots of lube and after the first time it doesn't hurt as bad..
PlaidGuitar
Clean yourself out. Lots of foreplay. Open yourself up before putting anything in. Don't mind if it takes a while.
FatSavage
What I'm getting is that you want pictures of our buttholes?
6Oh4
Eat a lot of fibre before hand and you're going to hell you whore.
ReallyFastSloth
Shower, lube and slow movement.
puddinhead2U
No, its not considered nice to poop on him.
ExiledPrincessFreja
That's bait
godcixelsyd
theShitmyassholesays
There is no clean Sanchez
Madv1lla1n
Nothing that a couple of blasts on the rusty trombone couldn't fix...
Stackalee
TheGhostofLouReed
Hey Donald let's ease up on the anti-immigration rhetoric shall we?
CrassiusCurio
Lube. It works better with a condom. Try to work a smooth toy/finger in there to get ready. Doggy. Have an enema and a shower first. Relax.
thekade
And he gotta eat it like groceries
LostLadyTX
What Cassius said
WallaWallaWashington
Have an enema. And then CRUSH that enema! Hear the lamentations of it's women! Then have a shower. Enjoy!
Theuncircumcisedmanandhisstealthpenis
Damn. That some really detailed and great advice. Can you give me some advice? Any kind of advice will do.
TheHeathLedger
Prostitution is always an option
StanPDRwash
Never. And I say NEVER eat baloney with orange juice
CrassiusCurio
Vote every time polls are open. Go to the closest national park. Own a suit, wear it. Wash towels and underwear before you're out.
IChangeTheContextOfComments
You do you.
FrancoUnAmerican
Buy a house, early, It'll create equity. Buy a cabin, early. you'll create retreat. I wish someone would have told me that in my young age.
PikachuDatAss
Don't trust fish. They breathe water.
whatbuttondoipush
Diversify your portfolio.
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
buy low sell high
laikIfUCryEvrytme
Play the game, see the world