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Sep 8, 2016 1:14 AM
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asyouwissssh
4am flow team member here. Very interesting place!
TimoThreeOrFour
Happy to see Mtn Dew guy survived. Bummer that he had to get the diapers.
lyncea
I had to google octogenarian. Slow clap for your linguistic prowess!
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
All evidence pointed to it not being a baby.
TheProLoser
As a former target employee, all of these are more than plausible
thisisgettingannoyingalready
I do not understand why I enjoyed this so much. I would like more.
portel
Thank you so much for existing. You are delightful to read.
Thornaxe
Hard salami is fantastic food.
SpiffiestJester
This is fantastic! I laughed out loud so many times, please please write more. I really enjoy your narrative style.
cr8r
Happened or no, I don't care... a pleasing interlude to an otherwise shitty day.
MezzedUp
Having worked at walmart, i can say that all of these are likely true. He is (un?)lucky to never have had a pirate stripper with an iguana.
samsonguy920
That's probably Day 6
jadespider
I don't want to life in a world where there can be a box of kitkats can go unbought for that long. Unless it was hiding under a heath bar?
CATSandDRAGONS
I feel like this person would narrate her/his entire life, and I would pay money to read about it.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
are there really people who don't know what hard salami is?
CanadianLadyMoose
I will try to remain as positive as this person has been.
hankering4ahunkacheese
I want to work at Target now
ShakeThatAssBitchAndLetMeSeeWhatYouGot
im assuming the walmart version is like this only supersized
RepostSadistic
You have an awesome writing style
SeanConnerysVoice
I was a TL, SrTL, and an ETL (Target people will know)... Supervisor, junior manager, and assistant manager. This seems legit, really legit.
ralphie84
Backroom here, I must have a negative store. We only found shit to laugh at.. literally
RoundThreeFIGHT
Current GSTL. I wish I had time to write down everything i encounter. Magical things happen when you see that many people in 1 day
haunanz808
I was in HR, the type of question we got over the phone *cringe*
DJohn96
I work in Target Cafe, not nearly as many stories from there
LiamSmith78
What the hell, wasnt the original posted here last week!
digitreal
Installed the latest Acrobat and Google Ultron.
lisaneedsaname
That is one hell of a writer, very enjoyable :)
Monteez
Whatever I did five years. Some people suck, some are amazing and all store are NOT created equally. Fuck target.
Yakofalltrades
Targetretales.tumblr.com for continually updating stories
raclettecheese
CharlesFinley
Thank you for this
PinkerFlamingos
Reading this while listening to Paolo Nutini made for a very relaxing moment in an otherwise busy day.
GonzoinKS
Oddly interesting.
TurangaLeeIa
@OP (or whoever wrote this) please become a writer. I love your style.
FeelTheMisery
yeah, he is the new Charles Bukowski
shalmdi
Actually, working at Target is a thing one does with an English degree, so... he may already be one?
wildweasel486
The writer is now posting these to http://targetretales.tumblr.com/
OldIronsides
Look upon my terrible photoshop and despair!
JebediahJones
I appreciate this
OldIronsides
I took longer than I would care to admit making that...
aShogunNamedMarcus
"Suspectedly Gay Barista" is like saying "Suspectedly Humid Tropical Rain Forest"
kimbleclark
Psst you don't have to be gay to be a barista
OrangeCroutonsZoomZoomButterscotch
Or "Suspectedly Gay OP"
Flubna
Okay, Marcus-Senpai
CloudSenpai
Okay
Flubna
Arigatou, Cloud-Senpai.
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ShiroeTheStrategist
No.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Excuse me sir, I am a barista and exceedingly straight I take offense at thee and throw down my gauntlet! What say you?!
DOPECALYPSO
... Homo
ElbowDeepInASnake
-Sapien Sapien
flippywizgig
Gaaaaaaaay
YourPalCthulhu
That's cute. ;)
ElbowDeepInASnake
I try ^-^
SpecimenSpiff
Banana.
ElbowDeepInASnake
For scale?
SomethingWittyIDK
Gurl I bet you just made the fiercest sound while you did it
ElbowDeepInASnake
Damn straight I did! All the sass
Tyrfingur
I.. I was the teenager who said, "...cash"
OldIronsides
Tyrfingur