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When making a coffee table, what's more appropriate than to start off with a cup of coffee?
Getting started, I put some coffee into a tupperware container.
Put that in the freezer. Sorry for lightning, flash isn't working on my china-phone.
After some time, the separate pieces are really coming together.
What is this? A coffee table for ants?
Final product. Everything assembled nicely without too much trouble.
RosieGarden
This reminds me of that time I made a cup of water.
lazaronyjoseph
I can just picture OP giggling nonstop about how funny this will be while waiting for it to freeze
TroyBarnesCrying
OP is someone's dad
Lordofburghers
Not what i expected, but you delivered as promised. +1
notthefuckingmittens
You're going to be a great dad someday.
avidaphid
Beautiful. +1 for flawless execution.
ChicksDigTrucks
+1 for dedication and time committed to a terrible joke.
eldoosho
Technically accurate. Yet so so disappointing.
eldoosho
Technically accurate. Yet so so disappointing.
TheNorah
This what I have been looking for all my life. Incredibly talented. I envay you work. Much respect. Pure love. Marry me. Kill me now.
drlazercatz
+1 i love you.
OneLessTraveledBy
Hello doge
Supanini
"Envay" sounds fancy
MrCopulationHat
http://imgur.com/IfVe7jc
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
DogsEatDogfood
I only see shoddy coffee-imitation in the first picture.
iouoneusername
While it doesn't taste at good as freshly brewed coffee, it actually is 100% coffee.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Well, 100% coffee extracts. If it's Moccona though, trust me, they're lying to you. I KNOW HOW THEY MAKE IT.
Supanini
It's okay man, he's just expressoing his opinion
Belthazzar
*clap*
HomemadeCoffeeTable
relevant username is relevant
foodorgy
China-phone
iouoneusername
No kidding http://www.dhgate.com/product/5-0-inch-htm-mtk6582-quad-core-android-dual/214457709.html#s1-3-1|4036604449
AntonioStark
Instructions were unclear. Stuck in freezer. Send help.
Supanini
My human table is almost complete! Muahaha!
Thor561
Do I even want to know why this is tagged cakefarter?
Thor561
And yes, I'm familiar with cake farts, I'm just not sure what that has to do with this particular image.
iouoneusername
(I hope to one day make cakefarter one of the most suggested tags. So far it appears after typing in cake)
Thor561
I can accept that answer. You may pass.
TheBritishAreComing
YOU! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
iouoneusername
..A lot of posts recently got that tag. Would be weird if it was just one guy doing that...
TheBritishAreComing
It says your username next to it you lil shit!
TheOldNewSlowFast
You are quite the artist and craftsman, OP.
ZainAmjad
OP is Thor: sorry for the lightning
NotSoMuch
I think we have the same Ikea tupperware.
ThatTwerkingWhoreFromOliveGarden
That's not coffee mate, that's pure powdered shit
jeffreyBawesome
Instructions not clear, got penis frozen in freezer.
goawaybird
We should make a coffee table book about coffee tables that turns into a coffee table
Christianabanana
Thanks a latte
BlueTheSadPenguin
its bean a pleasure
MadDucks
As a Dad, i hereby approve this for entry into the Dad joke encyclopedia.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
DAD, get off Imgur and clean the goddamn kitchen, there's fucking coffee everywhere!
py3zan
this is the ultimate dad joke who just discovered imgur
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
“Oh, but fucking coffee is great! Ask your mom.”
MoccaFixer
i will be this kind of dad
corig123
Long ago I broke a tupperware of frozen soup, and left all the pieces on the counter for my mom to deal with. That was A Mistake.
BreastInspector
You survived I tell the tale?!?!
corig123
Luckily my mom's extremely laid back. I assume I helped clean up eventually...
Chellecution
Thanks for the chuckle!
ChefG0ldblum
coffee_dad has gone off the deep end (again) https://twitter.com/coffee_dad
MrLawrenceLady
So awesome!
HaggardBlaz3
*heavy sigh + upvote*
KobeWan
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuūúùüûggggggghhhhhh +1
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
I love it when people go into random effort like this just to entertain strangers. It gets my +1.
Coldshade
heavy sigh + upvote is the best kind of upvote.
AGoofyGuy
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ksbp.gif
IUndersandSomeOfTheRefrences
Jan?
kbtoys
First homemade coffee table I've had the desire to suck on
LikesCanadians
I'll say this much, you're not a liar.
wellnoshit
And hes going places
DammitMeredithWhereAreYourPanties
But do his hips lie?
YoureGonnaGetHopOns
But he ain't reeally a truther either...
Counterfit
7-11 was an inside job,
SAFE4WORK
I would hate to see you make a Bar STOOL.
SkynetNode011
step 1. Find a lawyer, step 2. sit on said lawyer, step 3. Post picture.
childofwonder
Oh shit
Djohaal
Exactly
NotAnAligator
http://replygif.net/i/771.gif
rawrfrawrf
My stools pretty much always come out in cylindrical bar-form.
iouoneusername
Thank you! I must start blueprints
plinkoking
Aw shit
Dreadends
Oh god
artisviolent
Start by eating chili
MongoloidFARTexplosion
You mean brownprints!
SirBraxton
Ayyyy
justahumanonline
missed your chance to say brownpants.
ThatsMrPoopyPantsToYou
HEYOOOOOOO!
WhyEyeEn
Dat relevant username
Mikemanblah
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMIGHT
leaflock
Probably end up with a BAR stool.
Chirstopher
I got it.
NotACreativeName1
Either way, still crappy
AdorableEvil
leaflock
Yes. Yes. Y. E. S. Yes.
roejengz
I heard OP is so gay that when he goes to the bar, he always asked for his stool to be pushed in (nothing wrong with being gay though)
Rayxor
Don't even ask him about Baby oil
watts
A bar stool? Like this?
VampriruM
That's the LMG from Fallout: New Vegas isn't it?
irkaninvaderscooch
Mayby, it's the M1918 Browning Automatic Rifle, in short called bar
Aelinsaar
ohgodno
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
Ew
quietlysinister
please no
urvogelarts
[Insert obligatory innuendo emote face]
RogueFirefighter
OP better not fucking deliver on this.
NotSoMuch
He could make a seat out of candy bars.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
He might need some more coffee first.... ....