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Aug 5, 2016 11:19 PM
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easycomeeasygo
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iimgurBecauseILoveYou
I call bs. Thats a BMPP box of pizza. That is at the most a 10 year old picture. +1 anyways for pizza.
slutymonkeylove
I can has both please?
ique
Everyone's so fixated down south that nobody sees her boob poking out under her hair..?
bigbrothersbinary
I wish I was rich enough to get special pizza and nice apartment.
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
Ryandarkwing
Went to high school with that girl. Parents are loaded, got her a modeling gig. I hear she refuses to swallow the pizza in the shots
fistermatic5000
I like pie
Darkness401
She probably only ate half of that slice.... "oh no I am such a pig I ate all that pizza, a whole half slice"
Rainman1344
FUCK THOSE TINY SLICES. JUST LAY IT INFRONT OF ME UNCUT AND I WILL CONSUME
yomancs
Too think What is all nice and tight is loose and probably dead
PoojnautTheTerrific
It's not from 1960s lmao
SlickRiggins
Nyikee heaton
iluvurmom
But how?
orangatuan
WTH do you mean I've got to share the pizza? Also *Finger Guns*
Skeetskeetnojustkiddingthatsgross
Is that Jennifer Lawrence?
Masonalthouse
Nope, that's niyke Heaton last year
arsenaultmike9521
I ordered a large.Where the f__k everyone go?Shit.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Does she have a shirt on?
forgetfulvegetarian
Niykee heaton for those interested. She makes music but is notorious for posting thirst traps and making sht music.
Cheomesh
She was born 1994.
thePret3nder
60"*
ZD8806
Eazypeeezy
Does anyone else get pissed off when pizza gets sliced into squares?
Cuntard
as a Chicagoan, that is the correct way to slice a thin crust
GrandpaRossysOldManDongs
For a typical pizza, yes. For that one, I'd say it's acceptable.
charlietheratking
The new (and only) pizza place in my town does this. It's really good pizza but it drives me nuts.
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Yes
LeftyLesbian
Your username is great. I let out a sensible chuckle.
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Thank you lol
ValueBear12
No. That way I can eat slices with no crust.
SkittishUnicorn
Slim chance that there would be a touch tone phone in 1960.
hamburgerhelpmeplease
I think @OP really means 60 inch pizza
jacksprout75
60'
seals
60 foot? 60"
MirtoLegrand
We really need to build a time machine, at this very moment I am starving and haven't had sex like in a week!
IAmNotAWitch
¡Pobrecito!
PolaroidPuffin
A week? I envy you
Methamphetamines
I'd push that bitch out of a window to get at that pizza. Dear Lord!
LadyMidnightToker
We had one and had to lay down 3rd row in SUV to get it.. Then had to turn it sideways to get it in the house.
Conmars
Hot damn!
chickenscrawl
Wow, I can't believe I didn't notice the pizza till you pointed it out.
freckas
This is the funniest comment I have ever read "I would push that bitch out the window" holy shit I laughed so hard I woke up my little baby.
freckas
Still laughing this needs to be a meme "I'd push that butch out the window to get at that pizza"
freckas
*bitch*
Badsequence
And I'd push that pizza out of a window to get at her. To each their own. Just kidding I want the pizza.
ozythemandias
Whynotboth.jpg
biggthique
That's it out the window
biggthique
Oh wait fuck I'm in random...hi from the future
ocelot77
Fancy phone for 1960
stabbedintheface
I think 60 is the slice count
SociallyAwkwardHobbit
Pretty sure OP meant 60 inches . Not 1960s .
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Then they should have said 60"
DrProfessorProfessorson
Well, this is awkward
elijohud
That's niykee heaton.
tryin2figureitout
Who?
elijohud
It's not the 1960s.
DorianHyde92
An Internet thing
PredictiveAnalyticMachine
FireworksMakeMyEarsYell
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imgoingtobednow
They should have a tv sitcom featuring Cosby and Clinton
nobodygottimeforthat
hahaha
doihearanamen
Superslothsays
.............HA.........
FriGiDdeSTinY
......HA......
DunksForDays
.......HA........
jchawks08
Dat vag bulge doe.
beepsheepbeep
........ A vag bulge. I'm the only woman where I work. Can't wait to casually throw this term out next week.
wordtoyourface
I concur
ElizBlank
Follow her on any of her social media, bulge all day. That's Niykee Heaton. You're welcome.
jchawks08
Thanks much!
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Ich habe herpes.
HailHector
The gift that keeps on giving... Congratulations!
HailHector
Being 1960, she probably has an afro down there. Which is probably what's causing the bulge.
rabidCOVIDphysician
Or just the pubis mons. Sign of a girl who's not unhealthily skinny
CommentsWithGandalf
I'm still convinced this picture is current, did we really Mega Ultra size pizzas back then?
StankyPankySammich
Yea it's niykee Heaton. She's on snapchat and shit. Hot, eats a lot of Taco Bell and smokes some dank every now and then. That's it.
proteinfartz
60" pizza....?
HailHector
'60 is abbreviation for 1960.
CanIGetAnyOfUCuntsADrink
You are absolutely right. And that pie doesn't have a 5' diameter anyways. 48" at best
proteinfartz
Except that phone wasn't around in 1960 and neither was that instagram model.