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Dec 6, 2019 4:05 PM
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Lachwen
My hometown MLS team absolutely won at this.
DukeSliscus
BRANDS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS
KevinRPD
Silence, brand.
noparfaitforu
RicochetSaw
To be fair aviation gin probably doesn't have an HR department, just a man in a sex swing wearing only a Deadpool mask and sarcastic wit
cornucopiaofcavies
Omg, Petco!
CptBronson
Ultrashotpull
Fair enough, but Gin one was worth a chuckle or two.
CptBronson
Oh, "Silence, Brand" isn't an attack on you for enjoying something. Its an attack on brands for cynically using meme culture for profit.
Ultrashotpull
Eh, fair.
iwantsomemushu
BlindGibberer
ThailandExpress
KevinStrexcorp
Old Spice had the best one: "look at me, now look at your man. Back at me"
aRatFlail
Oh, but you didn't see the best one from WotC that they deleted shortly after
HermitBean
Jesus. I wonder what was the joke supposed to be. Other than the wrong one
SigynRose
Behold. Peak capitalism
3Davideo
We're sorry, this content is not available in your country.
DefinitelynotEricTrump
Hate to be that guy but imagine going back in time to tell people you have a computer in your pocket and use to read sex jokes from Poptarts
Raxiel
UncleBiscuits
Well now I want to give blood.
briham86
Choke me harder Daddy
wooliebooger
Qualtagh
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Paramount wins.
RickThizzleBeef
This kind of shit is cringy.
TheRicM
Cringe sells
VulcanP90
y helo thar tiktok
weeshful
Magic the gathering had a decent one... That also had a pedophile interpretation and it was immediately taken down.
BlindGibberer
How is there any other way to interpret
besides a pedo joke
weeshful
It's a condom size joke
DocTanner
Ooof.... What were they going for there?!
weeshful
Condom size
DocTanner
Ah. Maybe. ... swing and a miss, though. Yikes.
weeshful
I consider the idea to be clever, but the execution? Turbo yikes.
DarkwingDuc
/r/hailcorporate
f3n1x187
you are losing time not tweeting that on the thread
fightmenaked
Brands just being #relatable, they’re people like you and me and totally not mega corporations only out for your money
vecna03
Well, given how the accounts are run by, you know, people it isnt hard for them to seem relatable.
LoudBirb
I mean... the people running their social media are, in fact, people like you and me. Often, they're not even direct employees.
Leonir
An actual person is managing the account. This isn't the brands being relatable, this is the employees being human.
fightmenaked
Difference is they’re told to act like this because it’s the most appealing to a twitter younger audience.
tpgreyknight
Greetings fellow persons
capillano
“... I mean fellow natural persons, I am one of those, not just a legal person
tpgreyknight
Unironically: calling corporations any kind of "people" just so they can enter into contracts was the biggest mistake we ever made.
wronggifatthewrongtime
manonthemountain
TangoZ
Not to rain on the parade... They're only spectacular if you absolutely LOVE fried eggs.
hetnkik999
lol, I was about to say, I've seen 'em. Not spectacular.
TangoZ
My daughter told me she saw her grandmother’s (my in law) “boobs”. I replied, “Was there bacon too?” She looked at me and said “No?”
IronCore
Funny how standards change. Nobody these days would ever question whether she had work done or not. The episode would be unbelievable.
Bigworm666999
I'd believe it.
IronCore
I suppose you're right. You'll find somebody willing to believe anything.
Alimoreli
Truly spectacular progress. Would love to see a chart of believable/unbelievable size compared to year.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
copingcabana
Best Lois ever.
TheRicM
Don't recall Jerry ever playing Lois
copingcabana
"Flying around, saving strangers. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?"
CodenameGreyFox
Ubisoft just posted "Ubisoft" That's a winner for me.
CodenameGreyFox
https://twitter.com/Ubisoft/status/1203029344223997953
RowanUnderwood
onewallpaperaweek
https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1202669582407782400
ChetTheRocketStedman
Stubhub “Backstage pass included” has to be the winner.
notreallythatunpopularopinionrabbit
I dunno, the Kettle Chips 'You can go elbow deep in me' is pretty high there
f3n1x187
ding ding ding, we have a winner!
thedoorman42
Y'all just gonna glaze over how funny the PetCo one was....L M F A O
Hekatombe
Yeah....
jiankui
Oh no. That's legit going to HR.
ConfederacyOfDunces
@ElbowDeepInAKettleChips
bongles
Do they have a bag that's elbow deep size?
ColoniaCroisant
Costco my dude
DoubleNubbin
You just use a child.
coffeeismyfriend
I hope you’re talking about a bag of kettle chips
sprfrkdvd
Instead of a bag of chips?
railgrinder
Ahahaa, hey wait, hold up there...
OHGODBEEEES
onewallpaperaweek
How did Wendy's not get in on this?
EvilAristocrat
wendy's was probably trying to figure out how to fucking cook their food
UncleBiscuits
They did. Theirs was "Wow 4 for 4." Poptarts was "fill me up." And Yelp, my personal fav:"Please share your experience with the community."
daimomusic
Yeah Yelp's was the funniest
IamNotAshamed
"Wow, 4 for 4" is what they replied
NoItsATideUsername
I think they did, this is just a tiny sampler of the full-on brand orgy
onewallpaperaweek
BrewmasterDan
https://mobile.twitter.com/netflix/status/1202669582407782400
TearsAreGoodLube
Oh some of these are fucking priceless
Burgerhammer
Something about unnaturally square meat
sandyman23
As someone with burger in their username, I would expect you to address the shape of other burgers as well. Beef isn’t shaped like a disc.
ConfederacyOfDunces
Or a hammer