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Not as majestic from the side.
Aug 17, 2016 4:01 PM
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DapperDiglet
No man's lie
5SpicyCheetos
Spartonification
But did you fuck it?
lizavp
DeerButt
AnAngryOtter
When you take "squats & oats" too far
HAupvote
I like to think that's his arms and he's no legs basically like if joe from family guy was an animal
DarkMaster98
ThebabyHulk
cheeeeeeetos
I knew this game was going to be overhyped trash back in 2013. Feels good to be rught
daellat
You mean, people let their imaginations run wild and IGN etc went along for clicks? because the game isn't trash, it's just not perfect eith
RamshackleAstronaut
Thicker than a Bowl of Oatmeal.
accujimmy
Space Oatmeal.
marsbiscuits
Ah yes, lest we forget the Penisaurus Rex, a creature steeped in lore, whose mystery is only exceded by its power
sonoftungdil
You put a hat on it and it's Chopper from One Piece after he ate a few to many rumble balls
OneNeoEon
LEG POINT! *reindeer powered literal asskicking ensues*
AlexBePlantin
Shiftchris
This guy takes leg day serious af.
MarcTheRN
Reaching the center isn't all it's cracked up to be; very disappointing actually.
zeroisnothing
The whole game is an exercise in disappointment
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Is there a way you can sort of tell me what it is without totally spoiling it? I realize that's kind of a contradiction...
MarcTheRN
Make sure to stock up on supplies and don't expect a reward.
LastFreeCompanyOfKhatovar
No cutscenes. The main theme music. Zoom out on the universe. Congratulations you're at the very beginning of the game again with your stuff
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Wow. That's incredibly lazy and stupid. It would take almost no effort to throw together a bit more than that, jesus.
jekedacuga
@Swa2017
Doopapotamus
OP, I hope you named it Deerbutt.
HTLRDDNTHINGWRNG
lmao
TimmyDans
Awe it so cu.....dear God what have you DONE!
sciencecanexplainthat
*deer God
Kingslomein
I'm glad some people like this game. Definitely not for me unfortunately.
schattenwesen
these planets looks all the same
Pegaxsus
god, fucking epic hahahaha
AhonF85
@adiv72
ForgottenTaco
this game just makes me want to play spore again
claudettewest
swole doesn't even cover it
BoopusMcSquishy
Guys, I have a question, can your ship be lost/destroyed? And if so, how do you procure a new one?
shrunkentesties
You cannot lose your ship..if you die without it or in it you will spawn in the nearest space station in a new one of the same.
BoopusMcSquishy
Thank you kind sir!
PropheticShadeZ
I have found a flying cow it was fucking hilarious cause it had butterfly wings, will post the screenshot of it if you need it
Nopetastic
Correction: Even MORE majestic from the side.
trophygeek
Since it's procedurally based animal generation... `in theory` someone WILL get a dickbutt animal at some point.
thetoshjosh
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noodleshoe
I found a plant that looks like a bouquet of ball sacks
QuiteADapperAsshole
At least I came across a stubby Howard the duck like race of creatures.
Kweller
Actually, the amount of animal parts are quite limited.
AkwardBearHug
Gotta caught em all
linkapedia
there are lots of buttplug rocks, but no dickbutt creatures, the parts for randomization aren't there
ReLeVaNtUSERNAMESareReLeVaNT
Sadly no there is limited animal resources that the animals are made from the entire game was only 2.5 gb
everypostepic
Not true. They are still bound by rules the programmers set in place. A penis as a tail is an unlikely rule.
Bushwookie825
Law of infinite possibilities
Kweller
Actually, the amount of animal parts are quite limited.
Idontreallyknowanygoodnames
I found a dick with a vagina under it weirdest looking creature
HarissonLA
pics or didn't happen, I demand you show this creature... pls?
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miserableprincess
I found that same exact creature
boxerdogjowels
Seconded
rohittee1
That they actually used?
gibdepussiboss
Its only a 2.5 gb game. So not many assets it would seem
IAmTheBadW01f
But procedural generation can mean a game can produce a larger variety without requiring so much disk space, right?
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
Sure, but only if you count two pretty much same looking animals of which the otherone has slightly longer hindlegs to be different.
Krympehl
2.5Gb game? Like, even after install?
littlefreak3
You are confusing procedural generated with random generated. Sadly if their defined parameters don't allow for it it wont happen.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
And when that day comes, we should be the first to hear about it.
1oftheoutsiderz
A non imgurian is going to find it and we will never know
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
IronicUsername
Procedurally generated doesn't mean infinite possibilities. It's still limited by the game's assets.
InformationAndSourceGuy
The amount of worlds are finite. While in the billions it does not guarantee a dickbutt.
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InformationAndSourceGuy
Do you understand how much more infinity is than a finite amount? An infinite amount more you turd muncher
AtomicPotato7
Infinity is not a number
InformationAndSourceGuy
+1 for knowing infinity is a concept.
trophygeek
`their virtual universe includes over 18 quintillion planets` https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Man%27s_Sky
Monsjo
Still no guarantee for dickbutt
trophygeek
Thus `in thoeory` was `in quotes`
SimonTheSourcerer
Even an infinite number doesnt guarantee dickbutts
sunboy4224
I don't really know why you got downvoted, because you're right...I think most people don't understand infinite vs. procedurally generated.
InformationAndSourceGuy
No it literally does. Within the realm of infinite possibilities all possibilities are met with infinite worlds. Come on.
sunboy4224
2/2 spectrum of differently colored deer...that would technically be infinitely different species. It has to do with dimensions of freedom.
sunboy4224
In an infinite number of *significantly distinct* worlds, then yes...but there is no guarantee of that. Could be just an infinite 1/2
InformationAndSourceGuy
The game hasn't set a limit on traits of animals that I'm aware of so I obviously didn't need to include that in my hypothetical example
Doopapotamus
OP got pretty close. He got a Deerbutt. It's like 30% butt.
TGIBallsWorth
How did they think $60 is a fair price for this game?
7hatsBollocks
I'm upgrading my pc to play it smoother. :)
daellat
I'd say wait for the coming patches if you can't install them already through steam. Went from ~75 fps to ~65fps but all the hitching is gon
7hatsBollocks
It certainly helped ("3xperimental" is the beta code) but it's still pounding my cpu. I don't like my cpu rendered low before a game! ;)
daellat
ah, what CPU are you running the game on?
7hatsBollocks
i7-930 2.8ghz from 2010. I'm backing up my save games right now to install the i7-5820 that came today. Let's hope the install goes well!
AshingtonDC
I refunded after two hours. I think I may buy it again when the price goes down, but I did not feel that it was worth 60 dollars.
AshingtonDC
It would be more fun if they kinda pulled a Minecraft route and allowed you to setup a local server and play with a couple of your friends.
LordHosk
Well over quarter million people agreed with them the instant it launched, estimates are over a million so far.
scroll142
$30-40 dollar game, #truth
Lycalopexfulvipes
Pushing 40 hours, still only in like my tenth system. Game is amazing
Skush123
20 hours in, 3rd system :)
BattlesTARDIStroyer
A mile wide and an inch deep
FlowVector
I second this, 50 hours in and I am still enjoying it. Maybe not $60 of game time, but defs $60 of enjoyment imho.
WhyNotUncleIroh
How are you nor bored with repeating the same thing over and over already?
EmpatheticRock
Why are you talking about Call of Duty in a NMS post?
GirlInABearCostume
have you ever played world of warcraft?
NoisyPulsar
Waited for it for months, acknowledged bad reviews, bought it, been playing for 3 Days straight. I think i like.
relaxiwasollijokinen
Tenth system but youve done the same thing in all 10 of them. What a game!
OneNeoEon
Arent nearly all games repetitive in some form or fashion?
Krombeaupolis
Ssshhhhhhh, let people enjoy things.
CookinOkie
He's just mad because he can't have fun with things that aren't tailored just for him.
relaxiwasollijokinen
Still in denial? poor little fellar, you only wasted $60, there there...it's not the end of the world
Gizmodian
Inorite? There's so much hate on it, and I don't know why. I fucking love it.
Sasarious
Theres a lot of hate because they lied a lot.
Phixik
truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8P2CZg3sJQ
Gizmodian
I didn't pay attention to any of the actual hype or news. I never do. I just wait until it releases and then play it for myself.
WhyNotUncleIroh
Well that's your choice. It was a false promise to the rest of us expecting interesting exploration and like cities and stuff.
itsMo
Glad i waited for the reviews. Bought Elite Dangerous for 25€ instead. Really happy with my choice.
Swimbeast
Elite dangerous if fucking awesome. I love that game
tardis63
My roommate has a legit Elite Dangerous setup. Before getting a Rift, he used 4 monitors, set up voice commands, and made an IR LED (1)
tardis63
(2) rig that attached to his headset for head motion tracking along with his flightstick and throttle. His setup is amazing
Fuzzlebutt
I loved elite when i first got it.. but frontier just keeps releasing pointless grind content and not fixing any of the broken stuff :<
catusfelis
Because it was marketed by sony
MEisonImgur
I would pay 60$ more for this game, I love it a ton
ReMatttch
The only way they can justify it is if any and ALL content updates/additions are free, that we essentially paid $60 for early access
Phixik
They already back tracked on that recently.... wow look, another lie. ffs
ReMatttch
Exactly, I have 15 hours but still requested a refund, calling Sean a crook and begging Steam to give me Steam wallet funds
ergis81391
golden rule: you should get 1 hour of play for every $1 you spent. if you cant play 60 hours of this game this may not be the genre for you
BattlesTARDIStroyer
Maybe your rule. Not everyone's and not golden. For example, my rule is more around 5 hours per dollar and it has served me very well.
ergis81391
that leaves you with missing out on some epic games. you cant play bioshock by that rule.
eerongal
I always compare it to going to the movies, since that's pretty solid measurement of what society thinks cost per hr/entertainment is worth.
yungflavius
Ok spoole
ergis81391
I'll take it
arousedtree
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Sawsomebullshit
I've played 31 hours, I've pretty much got my money's worth already.
Sawsomebullshit
This is more a statement of playtime density. I've only had the game 3 days.
HermanManly
idk man, I'd say anything under $1 per hour is a total fucking ripoff unless it's got an engaging story
Sawsomebullshit
I've had the game for 3 days. I've made multiple black hole jumps, almost have a language translated. This is the type of game I enjoy most.
Sawsomebullshit
That being said I will say that the company did make a bunch of claims that they didn't follow through on.
HermanManly
Oh, your comment sounded like you're done playing already at 31 hours. For me there is nothing. Maybe some relaxed exploring 1/2
QuasarsAndBlazars
I paid $15 for Skyrim. 300 hours. But sure you got your money's worth
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Skyrim was $60. Saying you paid 15 is meaningless. Also I put in about 50 hours into it before I was bored, so your 300 is also subjective.
QuasarsAndBlazars
I was alluding to the fact that games can be measured by $/hour... So the more you play a game the more value you derive from it.
DerKommisar
there's a lot of directions to go with a comment about spending 300 hours playing a video game but smug is a cringe-worthy one
QuasarsAndBlazars
300 hours over 5 years? Its a form of entertainment. Plus I was simply commenting on how I paid 1/4 of for a game I played 10 times of.
QuasarsAndBlazars
1) If you feel like $60 for a game that you've played 30 hours is fair, thats fine. But to me, I wouldnt consider a game worth $60 unless I
Silversalvation
Why couldn't they? A lot of people were beating their chests and flinging feces the second the game was announced. Gotta take advantage.
Silversalvation
Side note: I don't hate game but the fanatical portion of the fan base was very big and frighteningly rabid for this game.
zeroisnothing
I'm 25 hours in... Total fucking rip off.
Engelic
That's why I pirated. No ragrats
Mycologics
He said after playing for 25 fucking hours
zeroisnothing
I kept hopeing it would get better... It did not... It just changed colors.
AltEff4
If he quit right now, that's $2.40 an hour. I get why he's upset.
calimarikujo
has anybody else noticed that the animals in no man sky are better rendered spore creations...?
raptorsoldier
Well have there been any penis animals in NMS yet?
Makoisnotashark
take off the antlers and feet. that is clearly an uncircumcised penis and ballsack.
Ifnkovhgroghprm
Oh please tell me someone's found the fuck slug.
squallau
To a fault. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvAwB7ogkik
valiumkitty
Hahaha wtf is that? I wanted to play this game, but what the hell
VigorousButtstuff
Better rendered Spore creations, coming from a game that promised tons but delivered shit? Waaaaaaaitaminute...
killer10347
Yeah when I heard about how "it has created more planets/organisms than the developers could explore," I anticipated it to be a spore clone.
Cheomesh
Well yeah, the game draws inspiration from Spore's later phases.
RedWingsofSteel
You mean both having a hype train traveling so fast it atomically fused with the brick wall of launch day?
skwrl71
You sir (or madam) win the internets for the day.
calimarikujo
sir
RedWingsofSteel
ooh, stalkerish are we? lol
Cheomesh
Top pip - spot on.
HowlingSoul
The game sucks. I'm having tons of fun with it, but it sucks.
InvadingYourSpaces
I'm glad I didn't pre-order like I usually do.
DanielReader
If you enjoy it, it doesnt suck. Enjoyment is the purpose of a game, not artistic or technical achievement, they are just mechanisms to fun
HowlingSoul
Just because I enjoy it doesn't mean it's necessarily good in any way. I might enjoy slapping myself, but it's in no way healthy to do so.
biolologist
I've also noticed that the entire game is basically a rip of the space phase of Spore...
RandomAbscessMemories
Whoa man, hold on. That's not true at all. In Spore I could build my own ship.
Jusmar
And spore didn't crash constantly.
OneNeoEon
And you could destroy planets you hated! Or was that just me? I kinda of want to destroy planets in NMS, or fight something that does.
jackblade
I destroy that evil thing's homeworlds with terraforming. Killing them with life.
Camelspotting
Except somehow with less mechanics.
Imperator201
Except spore's are user made, in No Man's Sky they're procedurally generated.
etherbunny41
Except you don't have five or six species constantly bitching at you to deal with their collective problems.
biolologist
No, only single members of 3 species...
etherbunny41
Do they radio you constantly when you're no where near them?
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KaineZilla
Kinda like No Man's Sky>
biolologist
I was confused as to which game you were talking about until you said "Maxis"...
firebellys
Every game is a rip. NMS will grow a lot over the next year I think. I don't feel like it's complete.
ryo0hki
I've been enjoying it quite a bit.
firebellys
I am 12 hours in but I'm worried I'll hit a way soon after I max everything out. I wish I could have a home base.
spudcosmic
But they're selling it as a complete 60 dollar game...
firebellys
Minecraft was complete like 10 years ago, and look at it now. Also paid full price during beta. 59.99 is steep though.
spudcosmic
Mine craft released in 2011, and the alpha somewhere around 2009. If you bought mine craft you knew you were getting an incomplete game.
WSilvermane
Yeah? And its a million times better now. Better then what CDPR is doing with Cyberpunk 2077. Aint no coming back with that one. Like christ