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Heard a noise downstairs that woke me up...
Aug 15, 2016 9:03 PM
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hurrow
TET corporation intrusion!
bluehonuangel17
He's just trying to find dat lettuce.
mormacil
Lets wait it out, gotta die at some point right?
millworkman
What an awesome reptile
Otisoats
Nope. Just the tortoise having a midnight snack.
bobthebartender83
AwalJ65
@SerAs2017
Tigersbloood37
Be thankful you're getting one for free. Those fuckers cost a bit.
CosmicSentry
that's not my tortoise
awesomeness872
Catch that blastoise!
deathfarts
Dog door is destroyed
FreekoftheHood
Why is your door not locked!?
DGenerationRex
Teenagers
nuttinbutts
Love it
Psychosdonotexplodewhensunlighthitthem
How many salad dressings does one need?
AhonF85
@adiv72
ZnozWoodlands
I have questions
SeaPotato
That is a funny roomba..
IamPetal
Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetle!
alymac
Is that Michelle?
ialwayswantedalongusername
Funny looking dog
Ombenth
The only problem with this is the lack of A1 Steak sauce in that fridge.
ColdSnap56
That's a nice cat
CaninePersonified
On the bright side, I bet it tastes like chicken and will feed your family for weeks!
HypithicalRemedies
SomebodySciency
What species of dog is this?
SensibleChuckleNorris
Is it a cat, in a hat?
SomebodySciency
Or a fox, in a box?
playstation360
I can only hope that "species" bit was on purpose. Have an upvote.
SomebodySciency
;) Sciencey.
ECo1SG
Where do you live and how big is your cat door?
SarahWaitForItBelle
Big enough for @OP's mom to get in at night.
NotAMeatPopsicle
Named "Shelly?" (also, shots fired)
comacomacomacomachameleon
yes
SlagGroove
LOL BEST REPLY
maniacalmorgan
I'll take that to mean 'Straya
duckhunter111
Just this one word made me laugh embarassingly loud.
B0ULLIE
planetNasa
I have never related to a reaction gif so much before.
B0ULLIE
DarnNiceGuy
They're like cockroaches, except when you turn the light on it takes an hour for them to scatter.
Stuebydoo
Tortys are surprisingly agile when they get warm
zma123456
Not the one my brother had. That tiny bastard was fast.
TheSerialSquirrelArsonist
I love this visual... I'm imagining a horde of turtles running while screaming in slow motion with a stupefied homeowner just watching them.
hiphopbookshop
And I say no, come back I want to cuddle
fistermatic5000
I like the joke so I'm not gonna comment on the fact that turtles and tortoises can move pretty fast. Awww fuck I just did.
DarnNiceGuy
It's true. My girlfriend's brother has a couple russian tortoises. Don't wear sandals, they go for toes.
fistermatic5000
Russians
SchmittyJagermenjensen
So they're toetises?
Imthedudeplayinthedudedisguisedasanotherdude
RIP http://imgur.com/SOPFQns
comacomacomacomachameleon
that's not my tortoise
Stuebydoo
How big is your tortoise?
wheresmymoneydenny
Yeah but you're his human
Squidlicker47
Yay for free pets!
TurtleOnTheRocks
Pretty sure that's an expensive one too, luck guy
Squidlicker47
Heck ya, it is
TCxStorm
Somethings wrong with your cat.
clankthegray
KittyAthene
That mean you do have one but this one isn't it?
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Can I have him/her then?
SonnyBurnette
He chooses you!
AlsoknownasRandy
Your in who's kitchen.
sonic745
WHO IN THE HELL'S TORTOISE IS IT THEN?!?!?
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Did you just double dip?
comacomacomacomachameleon
all the cool kids do it
bisclavrt
All the cool kids reply to comments, not double dip in their posts
Seymour974
yeah it might worth mentionning xD
TheRealJonSnow
sure... http://imgur.com/uokLCTf
mixam
well, it clearly says it isn't his
SherMattLockSmith
So wait.... You have a tortoise?
Luchabro
But how the hell did it get in the fridge, or how did it get in the house?
PKBitchGirl
It's a sulcata, they're like bulldozers, probably able to smash through a screen door
RooplePooples
Blackhawkss4
Here come dat boi!
MyClanIsSecret
He is now.
TheManSpider
gir2195
Those are turtles
PKBitchGirl
And turtles like those are fast little buggers
jeff13toast
Looks like Frank got out again
coronus42
No, that's your cat.
witsd
No, but you are his human.
TrijezniMujo
They come iwth their own soup plate.
HMSBubbles
What type of dog is that?
playstation360
It's a cat.
abyll
What type of cat is that?
playstation360
Looks like an Alabama Hardshell.