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yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
Seen this in aldi the other day thought it was some kind of sick joke...dessert bean dip..huh..naw
theyregonnakillthatpoorwoman
As a Jew, I've tried chocolate hummus. Disappointed to say it was delicious.
HockeyFighter69
@ilookfuckingcool
ilookfuckingcool
Dude yes, normal hummus will bring the world together
cubsfan05
Those taste great actually . My favourite is mint chocolate. Quite healthy too. From Shark Tank
VandelayIndustriesLatexSalesman
Tried chocolate hummus. To my surprise it was good! With Graham crackers or something similar it would be great!
MinMinForTheWin
Cinnamon pita chips with brownie batter hummus is so damn delicious.
kittyperfect
They actually taste bomb thank you
lagomorpha
Brands are trying to make a healthier dessert. I've had mint choc. & choc. raspberry hummus. it's actually quite tasty! Like a thick mousse.
MinMinForTheWin
Try it with Stacy's cinnamon pita chips. So tasty!
lagomorpha
Yep! I work at Publix. We sell both items and the Stacy's cinnamon sugar pita chips with the mint chocolate hummus is divine!
Bluegrasslass
Do NOT mess with hummus. It's manna from heaven ❤️❤️❤️
TailBiter
I want to try this
TCGView
I feel the same when a drink company makes something called "Orange Tomato Pineapple." I just want a simply drink, man!
pancakepepper
Or we can just let people eat what they like? Things evolve. If you like the traditional, fine. If you like the new, fine.
Mairoa
I just can't live in a world where people think brownie goes with chickpeas, tahini, garlic, lemon juice, olive oil
pancakepepper
Then don't :)
kenji0132
The sriracha carrot one is good.
superpoule
You don't eat pig, we don't eat pig...
JiffyGee
Saw this at the mart of wals last year? Or so? They also had a pumpkin spice one if I remember correctly.
EchoRBPSD
gmcsorley365
For the love of hummas
MarkPenrice
Raised catholic and I'm still pretty certain this is five or six deadly sins in one handy package.
DJNinja
In other words, edible cookie dough.
hydrochlorothiazide
All cookie dough is edible!
LilithIsUs
Hey now, this stuff is called hummus, but not made with the same stuff. The brownie batter is so good
MinMinForTheWin
Try it with Stacy's cinnamon pita chips. It is delicious!
BeeCups
What is hummus anyways? What does it taste like?
hydrochlorothiazide
Smushed up chickpeas with seasoning and such. Usually garlicky
RelartOfGivia
Ok. But jalapeño hummus is tits.
TerranMikkus
is it tits? or "the tits" cos that is two different things ther
imakeurglassesfoggy
Seriously, who eats this shit? Stick to the regular hummus you dirty heathens!
MinMinForTheWin
Cinnamon pita chips and the brownie batter hummus go incredibly well together. A great dessert style treat that is slightly less unhealthy.
Mairoa
But garlic lemon brownie? Gah....
RobErtE87
I mean, they said that about cream cheese, too when they started bringing out chocolate and fruit flavors
Mairoa
Still gross, but like, cream cheese doesn't contain GARLIC like hummus. Tahini, chickpea, lemon juice, garlic, evoo, salt, herbs.
RobErtE87
I can't really imagine it, but hey, all food recipes were experiments once :P Who thought that orange and beef or chicken is good?
RobErtE87
"sweet garlic" is actually a flavor, there's also salted caramel, herbal sweets, sesame cookies and obviously sour lemon candy.
Mairoa
I'd rather die than eat sweet garlic with sour lemon candy and brownies mixed together. Sweet sesame is nasty af to me
RobErtE87
It's really popular in some regions,Halva is powdered sesame/sesame butter and sugar. Too dry for me, but not dissimilar to peanut butter
LuckyMan9
I'm a midwestern American of scottish/ irish descent and I'll draw my sword against this whoreshit. By that, I mean I wont buy it.
Yupurineutah
So.....Erin go blaugh?
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88wut
You have my axe! I guess I won’t buy it either. I can’t find it anyway...
PeopleAreEwww
And my bow.
GodEmperor0fMankind
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Unrelated. But thisbis still gross.
mrmyxlplyx
From the way the price tag looks, it's now 1/2 price, so it wasn't selling.
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
Beautiful.
BulletToofTony
These creators were on shark tank a while back
01100110
That's the next flavor, don't let the secret out.
NinjaCongo
"Snickerdoodle"...?
CeruleanK
Folk name for cinnamon sugar cookies.
5m4llP0X
If this doesn't unite them, nothing will.
fozzibab
Nothing will. Also, have you tried wasabi hummus? Shit is *amazing*.
aptatlas
Yeah...I’m gonna go with nothing for now.
beastofburidan
Tahini is actually quite good in desserts and cookies, this isn’t that weird
kalkail
Yeah and black bean brownies are ok. /s
Ansatsunin
Umm.. What do ground, toasted sesame seeds and chickpea paste have to do with one another? They're two different things.
beastofburidan
Guessing you’ve never made hummus before
Ansatsunin
Yes, I have. Yes, I know humus also has *some* tahine in it. No, that does not make the two one-to-one comparable.
PearjuiceATX
I've had chocolate hummus- it was amazing
Tortillaboy1
so nutella?
5m4llP0X
Are you pregnant?
PearjuiceATX
Nope, it was on sale and I was curious. I might be 300lb but i'm definitely not pregnant (plus, ya know, not a lady)
080080
jiiihaaaadd!!!
PearjuiceATX
Back to this shit again. I left Iraq in 08... fr though chocolate hummus tasted like pudding
nommon
I've actually had that stuff, it's not bad-Basically just tastes like brownie batter, the hummus is just a base instead of flour or whatever
bbueller
Are you trying to win a Nobel peace prize or something? Don’t be a hero!!
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
I was wondering! I saw some at the grocery store the other day and was horrified but intrigued.
KingCyrus
No. Bad imguritte.
Screwdizzle
Seems like it would be a lot (in concept) like red/boston beans.
kriigern
Says a man from a country that even puts sugar on french-fries...
MinMinForTheWin
The brownie batter one is fucking delicious with cinnamon pita chips.
notmysauce
I had it with cinnamon pita chips and honestly it’s glorious
drowninginthesouth
Nope. You are just wrong & should sit in a corner to think about what you've said.
savwatson13
I'm still cringing at the thought of that.
ButterfaceTaintClown
I've battered brownies.
Fisicboy
ImGooder
I work in a Greek restaurant and I make up the most random hummus cause I get bored...sweet and spicy blew minds. I got more.
ImGooder
Spicy citrus is one of my favorite.
WardSharlow
I used to go to an Iraqi place that had hummus with so much garlic it was spicy. The first taste was brutal, but the second was mandatory.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Is iraqi food very garlic-heavy? I am a man of very particular tastes, and those tastes include ungodly amounts of garlic.
WardSharlow
Honestly, I don't know. This place was next to a job I had about ten years ago, so I'd have lunch there from time to time.
ImGooder
Dill/cucumber/lime is a favorite.
clownfarts
That sounds like an amazing combo
iancarry
damn .. i might make one tonight :-O
plachoa
Always fighting over rocks and dirt. This...this right here...is something all sons of Abraham can fight against.
Estoyp00ping
Like Abraham Lincoln? Then HELL YEA BROTHER!
thewiggins
Isn't hummus rocks and dirt anyways?
PoppinLochNessHopster
Hummus literally means dirt, so they're still fighting over dirt lmao.
The5lacker
I think that’s just a myth. According to wikipedia the root word is arabic for “Chickpeas.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Ah possibly, definitely one of those "I heard somewhere" things.
WhatsYourStoryHomie
Shitty joke
simiotic24
Father Abraham had many sons, many sons had father Abraham
WillHamilton
I am one of them, and so are you
C137ImMrMeseeksLookAtMee
So let's all praise Allah, right foot! Father abraham....
TheUserKnownAsDefault
Ok I wasn't the only one singing.
doesntmatter
Fader Abraham, Fader Abraham, fyra söner hade Abraham
sargaroth
Och de åt och drack, och de drack och åt.
Mavgurian
la-la-lalalalalalalalalaa-la-la-lalalaalalalalallalaa
brisbanearborist
The Muslims are no sons of Abraham.
Smario322
Read the bible-Koran. Then get back to us.
brisbanearborist
I've read the Bible. The sons of Abraham are sons of faith: that excludes those who attempt to enter heaven by works.
Smario322
His sons were Ishmael & Issac. Being forefathers of the Jewish&Muslim faiths.
brisbanearborist
You make the same mistake as the jews, thinking sons of Abraham are hereditary rather than being those of faith.