May 4, 2020 8:06 PM
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blackstatic
What a bunch of assholes... +1
CaptainClarification
God that would be awful to work next to that many people. I bitch cuz I don't have my own office anymore and I only work around two people.
Texrep
Nuttin wrong wit a combat nap
bombshelter
+ side of C19; my co is rethinking the whole open shit & blocking ever other desk & giving keyboards & mice. I'll stay remote. Kthxsbi.
Zombingaround
This is why I wait for an hour listening to that damn wait music!
rmprstmpr
Person recording and person orchestrating the clapping are probably bullies.
KhajiitIsPleased
Hope she hasnt been worked to that point of exhaustion
DogtagDuke
I don’t like the pranks in the reboot of The Office.
bs13690
haha, she probably has narcolepsy.
doodooHero
I would announce to my coworkers in the open office "I'm going to close my eyes for a few minutes, please don't be dicks" they weren't dicks
byohzzrd
Employee of the Year! ~Japanese School Of Business and Droneliness.
blurPilot
She slept with everyone in that room
ToiletReadingAccount
What if she was narcoleptic?
idontcareifthesundontshine
It's so weird seeing people hanging out all together at tge office
LaughingMan2Gig
In Japan sleeping at work is considered a sign you are working hard
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Smooth operator.
blais
what a fuckin' graveyard
abrownangel2
The absolute worse is being stressed by work and unable to sleep at night but flagging all day trying to stay alert and focused.
Harryteeters
This must be the BuzzFeed office
Sleptiq
Nah, they would be snapping their fingers.
thistakestoolong
Wildly underappreciated
natebjohnson4
I do remember going to work with people.
TwatSprinkle
How was she sleeping with so many people around though?
KiwiGameDev
Nah you crash right past it into “so tired I’m physically sore and the pain in my organs stops me from sleeping”
Glassunicorngirl
You've never been that tired? I used to fall asleep in a lecture hall. I always picked the front too cause I'm blind and dumb.
lemonsherbet
Once was very front row and directly in front of the instructor. Benadryl first thing in the morning was an executive mistake.
Glomoro
Only one of my teachers in high school even cared that I slept in their classes. Otherwise I think they let it slide because test scores.
MetaSomma
I realize that some people can sleep anywhere. I resent those people.
Kbantar
I had insomnia as a young adult I fell asleep walking a few times. Once I woke up fully dressed standing in the living room. Very creepy.
joesii
If you're tired enough, you could fall asleep in deadly circumstances, let alone in public.
youraveragemediocreuser
Fuck open spaces
Damn, all this green for such a bland statement. I'm virtually dedicating all those to all of you, you'r all great. Also fuck open spaces!
PanderBare
Harvard Business school agrees
bandanafurscale
I just fart as often as possible and look around wildly
peacefromthesun
NoonaComputerTerror
Hard in the mouth! You can take your beehive honeycomb bullshit, give me privacy
expialadocious
110% agree working in IT support call center centric I cannot focus w/all the noise as it is.. I try not to make a thing of it but it sucks
kentleigh
Yup, every company I've worked at has had open-space offices; it's helpful 5% of the time, unproductive and annoying the other 95%.
AmyBethMegJo
I like our open office a lot. However, I have not been there in 6 weeks and I am rather afraid of going back.
prophet002
Why? You want to sleep without people watching you?
yakastan
I want to work without listening to Karen bitch about her shitty kids all day
DocHdaCook
If you insist. *violently unzips*
011100000110100101100101
Certain professions benefit from it. I'm a graphic designer and the open office works very efficiently
ungentlemexican
As an industrial designer we also benefit from this, when I want to focus and be "alone" I put on my headphones
pres2pond
Spoken like someone who isn't a graphic designer but instead oversees graphic designers and likes to imagine being very good at it.
I don't oversee anyone, and in the design agency world most art directors are graphic designers who have worked a long time in the industry.
mattidude
Doesn't it bother you to hear two or three conversations at the same time?
Headphones. Also only 7 people working at a time, and the art director has team meetings in the same room.
AntiSaneity
Not when you leave headphones on all day every day and listen to music regardless of the space.
EmeraldLight
There's 3-5 of us in my area at any given time and we don't have time to talk XD
If you want to work. If you just want to waste time you need a closed office.
TheActualMalloryArcher
Not all of us are lazy fucks like you. I like working and take pride in it. Couldn't get much done if lazy fucks like you were always 1/
2/ talking next to my desk. 2/2
Oooo personal attacks as a result of an ambiguous comment. You certainly seem like a great employee.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Yeah, I went from a big, private cube, to a very close open space. It sucks.
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Went from a private suite to an office with full length glass walls inside a open space office. Shit is just weird.
LAMovieDesign
I went from a nice office that had a couch in it, to an apartment that also has a couch. I’ve been here for months.
SophieClockwise
I lol’d. I wish that was the type of “office” I had.
CaptainFubs
Obligatory in Japan this is considered respectable because it's believed the person is working so hard they gotta hit it with that power nap
alsowhatsaderp
As the parent of a newborn, apparently I’m a working champ!
Kingaby
Isn't this 100% an urban myth?
DeadHamster
Yea but in Japan it's also societally expected for you to stay and work overtime without extra pay so who gives a fuck what they think?
MiguelCamino
Are you asking if you should fuck what they think? Your question is confusing.
FreakinSatan
Does anyone just not sleep at home and use their work time to sleep instead?
Talooon
Some people might have a fucking life to live at home.
Cheomesh
When I was doing full time school and work I'd sometimes nod off at the office.
tatatachi
Napping in your lunchbreak maybe, napping during work time is a fast way to get your ass kicked by the whole department
Mikadomea
Yes but they also work themselfs to death so theres that.
Very true the cultural expectation is much higher I feel like in the US there's almost a premium on the ability to do nothing for your job.
OfficialBurtMacklin
Also suicide nets at work
SlightlyDodgy
No so much in Japan, but China, and India more so.
blogre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate Not sure what you mean not so much japan. They're doing better but still hig
KamalaKilledJoe
Yes, but they respectfully take that shit home. Suicide nets are for disrespectful countries.
blackstatic
What a bunch of assholes... +1
CaptainClarification
God that would be awful to work next to that many people. I bitch cuz I don't have my own office anymore and I only work around two people.
Texrep
Nuttin wrong wit a combat nap
bombshelter
+ side of C19; my co is rethinking the whole open shit & blocking ever other desk & giving keyboards & mice. I'll stay remote. Kthxsbi.
Zombingaround
This is why I wait for an hour listening to that damn wait music!
rmprstmpr
Person recording and person orchestrating the clapping are probably bullies.
KhajiitIsPleased
Hope she hasnt been worked to that point of exhaustion
DogtagDuke
I don’t like the pranks in the reboot of The Office.
bs13690
haha, she probably has narcolepsy.
doodooHero
I would announce to my coworkers in the open office "I'm going to close my eyes for a few minutes, please don't be dicks" they weren't dicks
byohzzrd
Employee of the Year! ~Japanese School Of Business and Droneliness.
blurPilot
She slept with everyone in that room
ToiletReadingAccount
What if she was narcoleptic?
idontcareifthesundontshine
It's so weird seeing people hanging out all together at tge office
LaughingMan2Gig
In Japan sleeping at work is considered a sign you are working hard
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Smooth operator.
blais
what a fuckin' graveyard
abrownangel2
The absolute worse is being stressed by work and unable to sleep at night but flagging all day trying to stay alert and focused.
Harryteeters
This must be the BuzzFeed office
Sleptiq
Nah, they would be snapping their fingers.
thistakestoolong
Wildly underappreciated
natebjohnson4
I do remember going to work with people.
TwatSprinkle
How was she sleeping with so many people around though?
KiwiGameDev
Nah you crash right past it into “so tired I’m physically sore and the pain in my organs stops me from sleeping”
Glassunicorngirl
You've never been that tired? I used to fall asleep in a lecture hall. I always picked the front too cause I'm blind and dumb.
lemonsherbet
Once was very front row and directly in front of the instructor. Benadryl first thing in the morning was an executive mistake.
Glomoro
Only one of my teachers in high school even cared that I slept in their classes. Otherwise I think they let it slide because test scores.
MetaSomma
I realize that some people can sleep anywhere. I resent those people.
Kbantar
I had insomnia as a young adult I fell asleep walking a few times. Once I woke up fully dressed standing in the living room. Very creepy.
joesii
If you're tired enough, you could fall asleep in deadly circumstances, let alone in public.
youraveragemediocreuser
Fuck open spaces
youraveragemediocreuser
Damn, all this green for such a bland statement. I'm virtually dedicating all those to all of you, you'r all great. Also fuck open spaces!
PanderBare
Harvard Business school agrees
bandanafurscale
I just fart as often as possible and look around wildly
peacefromthesun
NoonaComputerTerror
Hard in the mouth! You can take your beehive honeycomb bullshit, give me privacy
expialadocious
110% agree working in IT support call center centric I cannot focus w/all the noise as it is.. I try not to make a thing of it but it sucks
kentleigh
Yup, every company I've worked at has had open-space offices; it's helpful 5% of the time, unproductive and annoying the other 95%.
AmyBethMegJo
I like our open office a lot. However, I have not been there in 6 weeks and I am rather afraid of going back.
prophet002
Why? You want to sleep without people watching you?
yakastan
I want to work without listening to Karen bitch about her shitty kids all day
DocHdaCook
If you insist. *violently unzips*
011100000110100101100101
Certain professions benefit from it. I'm a graphic designer and the open office works very efficiently
ungentlemexican
As an industrial designer we also benefit from this, when I want to focus and be "alone" I put on my headphones
pres2pond
Spoken like someone who isn't a graphic designer but instead oversees graphic designers and likes to imagine being very good at it.
011100000110100101100101
I don't oversee anyone, and in the design agency world most art directors are graphic designers who have worked a long time in the industry.
mattidude
Doesn't it bother you to hear two or three conversations at the same time?
011100000110100101100101
Headphones. Also only 7 people working at a time, and the art director has team meetings in the same room.
AntiSaneity
Not when you leave headphones on all day every day and listen to music regardless of the space.
EmeraldLight
There's 3-5 of us in my area at any given time and we don't have time to talk XD
prophet002
If you want to work. If you just want to waste time you need a closed office.
TheActualMalloryArcher
Not all of us are lazy fucks like you. I like working and take pride in it. Couldn't get much done if lazy fucks like you were always 1/
TheActualMalloryArcher
2/ talking next to my desk. 2/2
prophet002
Oooo personal attacks as a result of an ambiguous comment. You certainly seem like a great employee.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Yeah, I went from a big, private cube, to a very close open space. It sucks.
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Went from a private suite to an office with full length glass walls inside a open space office. Shit is just weird.
LAMovieDesign
I went from a nice office that had a couch in it, to an apartment that also has a couch. I’ve been here for months.
SophieClockwise
LAMovieDesign
I lol’d. I wish that was the type of “office” I had.
CaptainFubs
Obligatory in Japan this is considered respectable because it's believed the person is working so hard they gotta hit it with that power nap
alsowhatsaderp
As the parent of a newborn, apparently I’m a working champ!
Kingaby
Isn't this 100% an urban myth?
DeadHamster
Yea but in Japan it's also societally expected for you to stay and work overtime without extra pay so who gives a fuck what they think?
MiguelCamino
Are you asking if you should fuck what they think? Your question is confusing.
FreakinSatan
Does anyone just not sleep at home and use their work time to sleep instead?
Talooon
Some people might have a fucking life to live at home.
Cheomesh
When I was doing full time school and work I'd sometimes nod off at the office.
tatatachi
Napping in your lunchbreak maybe, napping during work time is a fast way to get your ass kicked by the whole department
Mikadomea
Yes but they also work themselfs to death so theres that.
CaptainFubs
Very true the cultural expectation is much higher I feel like in the US there's almost a premium on the ability to do nothing for your job.
OfficialBurtMacklin
Also suicide nets at work
SlightlyDodgy
No so much in Japan, but China, and India more so.
blogre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate Not sure what you mean not so much japan. They're doing better but still hig
KamalaKilledJoe
Yes, but they respectfully take that shit home. Suicide nets are for disrespectful countries.