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AshlBowdon58
Ouch.
macandcheese21
I wish I still had the naïveté to believe this wasn't orchestrated
thiscontinuestobehilarious
http://imgur.com/w6r1U1e
BobKelsoMD
And it's on the internet... forever.
levelspelledbackwards
Haiku?...nope.
crocsalad
Is it standard practice on Tumblr to not use any proper grammar or punctuation whatsoever? That'd get me mad really quick.
AndyParker28
Carry on my wayward butt.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Pfft, tumblr doesn't count as people.
FullMetalloidAlchemist
Tumble, not human enough. 4chan, far too human for it's own good.
DeanLearnersShotgun
"carry-on-my-wayward-butt" is the only thing I noticed from this
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MissKateMonster
She's a girl. Her name's Vicky.
UnfriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderMan
Ozgho
I once ate one of the small fireworks that you throw to the ground on the 4th of July, while dual holding those and a bag of potato chips.
wildgoose1
That.username, such class
SwoundOfMusic
Such class. Much tumblr. Wow.
usagirl321
I actually thought about naming my son Anonymous No. 6214437.
LeslieKnope2016
So relevant!
Frightening
Ouch.
larsj1
This is what happens when we wake up and have to go to work. You must have REM sleep interrupt?
StevenQuincyUrkel
www.riddlydiddly.com
KittyKetto
I just facepalmed.
beardomancer
Real or not I pee'd a little laughing at this. My fault for not going to the bathroom 20 minutes ago though.
SyncingThought
Plot twist: It was a Goron the entire time.
xyzes
carry-on-my-wayward-butt
iliveonhere
Funniest thing ive seen today.
maddipotato
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD BUUUUUT
ElegantKitty
I.. I follow carry-on-my-wayward-butt >_>;
LadyWidebottom
This whole thing is made up. Internet users don't go outside!
MissTexas
Hey, when you start thinking about life it throws everything you do off.
Chant778
Tumblr isn't people
crumbhustler
xofr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
SirBaldrick
Can there be fewer pixels?
shockmaster83
fun to watch
thegr8rambino
LOL
Kallethan
Well, the Swedish verb for skipping stone is called "kasta macka", which literary means "to throw sandwich".
TheGoneAwayMan
some people juggle ducks
clobbersaurus
That means "cat tribe" in Slovak
Kallethan
Haha, that's pretty cool actually.
OkNowKith
I was saving that brain cell for something more useful than this... but thank you I guess
HogwartsToiletSeat
Bork! Bork! Bork!
DaveTheBarbarian
my little chickie.
jesusisherelookbusy
http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/1563/zefram20cochran2020sweexj5.gif
mrtrentoncomedy
And 'San Diego' literally means 'a whale's vagina'.
weeewoooweeewoooweeeewooooooooo
This joke is bad and you should feel bad.
puchidamus
No it's not. It's from Anchorman and it's funny.
mrtrentoncomedy
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/I+m+glad+someone+gets+it+_b2b31139981f1cb5818d042bdc4d7210.png
MalcoImreynolds
In norway we call amphetamine for makka..
Kallethan
NO! NOT MY DRUGS! WHY WOULD YOU THROW THEM IN THE WATER?!
Jennybeanss
O.o
Kallethan
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
vanillamellow
literary?
Kallethan
Indeed.
MisterCheesePuff
Wait so it means "skipping stone" and it means "to throw sandwich"
Kallethan
Yep, pretty much.
wobbu
There's a difference between literal and actual translations.
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paintingpsych
And words that easily become dirty if pronounced by an American. I'm American my boyfriend is Swedish. He was trying to teach me to say 1/2
paintingpsych
2/2 pytt i panna and I ended up saying pitt i panna, which translates to penis in a pan. Needless to say he was laughing at me for a while.
Kallethan
I just laughed for a good moment here.
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paintingpsych
I think it took him about 10 seconds. Then he had to explain to me why he was laughing. lol... Swedish.
SmokeyBBQ
Could also be translated to penis in forehead (pan and forehead are the same word)
paintingpsych
Hahaha. The boyfriend confirmed it. Swedish is tricksy.
Kallethan
"fixa" is a personal favourite.
eddrakee
heheh, switch the "m" and the "k" and it's masta kacka
ThePrincessSolofap
Haha it sounds like a used car that nobody wants XD
Kallethan
I get the feeling that it has something to do with poop.
UmbrellaCoJanitor
Som alltid - As a swede: Jag älskar att borka så att de som inte förstår bork kommer att bli förvirrade!
hugvomitory
Haha ja! Framför allt när bork och eller borka inte ens betyder något!
ThePrincessSolofap
Hahaha! Jag minns den gången när borken kom in, och alla bara -VA!? En bork??! Ååh, good times.
Kallethan
Jag tänker alltid på björk när jag ser bork/börk.
TheRicM
Well, Oreos are sandwich cookies
Ghasto
And i think thats beautiful
PizzaLordOfGallifrey
You know this? I know this.
Kallethan
Huh?
OnlySuperstition
In Icelandic it's "fleyta kerlingar", which translates to "to float an old woman"
Kallethan
I actually could guess that. "Flyta Kärringar", in Swedish.
ToppurSolar
Well it's more like "flatten an old bitch" Because kerling is a "rude" way of saying woman
MrJavNic
I always upvote Sweden.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
The more you know
Mikozu
Same one in finnish "heittää leipää".
bullshite
Something something gratrunka.
gegh
Also knows as grunka. Brunka is bajsrunka.
hugvomitory
Gråtrunka. Good for you!
Kallethan
Was... Was that a Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal time reference? +1
HulluSteve
In Finland we throw breads.
Kallethan
Wow, my comment is old. Using random mode?
HulluSteve
Yes.
thepanther1025
Jag kommer att offra din smörgås till den mörka herre.
Kallethan
NEJ, INTE MIN MACKA! DEN GER DU FAN I!
JesusWalkedOnWaterToDrownInWine
I love imgur for these types of comments. Now I can add this to my already huge catalogue of information I'll never you. +1
Kallethan
Always glad to help someone!
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
Das is mein Wurst
Kallethan
Kugelschreiber.
hugvomitory
I see your point. It's wrong, but I see it..
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
Thanks! That was my intention
Futhington
I'm like 90% certain that the tumblr user say that same greentext story and decided to re-write it like they were on the other side.
EddieMaxwell
This just in: User 'Anonymous' has been linked to the tumblr account 'carry-on-my-wayward-butt.' Now we know.
EngleDingle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXLgz3wH2n8
arkaelith
Wow, really? Next thing you know, you'll be telling us that Santa doesn't exist, and that pouring gasoline on fire is a bad idea.
nobodyknowsimadog
Why do you have to point out stuff like that? Why does it matter? Some things are real, some things are fake. If it's amusing why ruin it?
chloramphenicolderivative
Could be kind of fun, rewrite popular story on 1 site from 1 perspective and post to another site. See when people start pairing them up.
Mintyo
more like 100%
espressoandpostrock
That happens on 4chan all the time
wiggleshark
You must be a riot at parties
bettmensch
*100%
snugglelove
Tried to check the original tumblr for a post date. 70 pages back was only 5 days ago. Gave up looking then.
piratefetus
what if, and this is really out there, the greentext person saw the tumblr post and re-wrote it like THEY were the rock biter!?
Futhington
Tumblr? Original content? You're joking right?
OriginalWadjet
It happens.
thatsnothowyouspellmyname
Of all people wadjet should know this the most
GoBlue
Only 90%?
Futhington
Gotta leave a little room for doubt. Make that 99.999% I guess.
46137
and then posted it on imgur themselves!
LadyWidebottom
Yeah, well, what's a tumblr user going to be doing outside? Definitely a fabrication.
mhm546
And then take a screenshot of both and post it to imgur.
turkeydonkey
That can't happen, the internet has had truth filters installed in it since 2003.
eronth
so what, it filters out the truth?
MikeWazowskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
IT KEEPS THE TRUTH IN MAH LADY. IT ALWAYS KEEPS IT IN.
Arceus
Thanks Obama.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
You know he is telling the truth because of the truth filter.
Decidant
Why can't we ever believe something happened?
Ivehaditwithyouidiots
Sorry, once the Santa Clause lie is undone there's just no going back.
Tastyfrog
Because we're not gullible?
Skylar102
Probably. That user is tumblr famous.
mekkeblekke
Damn, and here I was thinking everything I read on the internet is legit..
aurthurallan
0% of what you read on the internet is true, and I'm not speaking in hyperbole.
mekkeblekke
But... paradox and shit
aurthurallan
There's no such thing as a paradox. At least that's what the first doc told me, but I asked for a second opinion anyways.