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MurielB
#44 For Badger Sake
RockULikeASharknado
These were funny when I was 12
behindtime
#37 feminists gone wild is giving a few stick figures dresses ?
thenightisjung
Am I the only one who can take 3 benadryl and not fall asleep?
Beezlebubble
I get hyped up as hell for a few hours then coma
nampaz449
#16 has insufficient abject terror.
ohmusama
They are so dead.
TenofSpades
#6 should be treatment starts next year
Coopercurtains
#34 I live in Oklahoma, it would be more surprising if they didn't have a knife or two on them...
Shpalmon
#45 it's true even for me that screw and unscrew things everyday for a living..and English is not my mother language..
Stuebydoo
There's nothing funny about clown rape guys
Skwerl1974
40, also vice versa. Ductape is for woman like wine is for men: not the first choice, but it will help to shut up the other sexe
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
It was a terminal cancer diagnosis, your super screwed if that happens in Canada.
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BlankhasdiedofDysentery
It's not cost effective to treat terminal cases.
LetsSayYouAndIGoToeToToeOnBirdLaw
I have that same dog shampoo, earthbath. Their warning is full of shit though, my dog loves baths
RickKiefer
Regardless of what type you have, lover or hater of baths, this is funny, so take it as such.
AwkwardKeming
#23 Is technically incorrect. Since some bodies have less than a full set (e.g., amputees) the mean average person has less than a full set.
Choiced
#34 A pocket knife is a useful tool that I would never consider leaving home without.
Jaafool
Made me lol +1
NoIDontKnowTheQueen
Solid dump - good work.
AlexanderTheGood
#24 the 'G' is actually very important, otherwise it would be pronounced 'Lah-Sanna'.
Cozziechov
I'd still eat it
Stuey1221
Las-ag-nee
moras356
Ok, so you're useless as the 'h' in honor
toystory2wasok4
Fuck you lahsanna
wellthisjustgotinteresting
And we have a wiener
colinardo
MY LASAGAAA!
ImNotSayingIHateYou
But it's pronounced lah-zan-ya?
AlexanderTheGood
It is, the G is what forms the 'nya' sound, like in Gnocchi and Digne etc.
ImNotSayingIHateYou
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Whyareyoudoingthis
And jalapeño...
AlexanderTheGood
Ñ is Spanish, the Gn sound is predominantly Italian.
Whyareyoudoingthis
Thanks I was joking though.
toystory2wasok4
Jalapegno. Ñocchi.
blazzess
Is it "righty tighty lefty loosy" or "lefty loosy righty tighty"? Ive learned the first one and think it sounds better...
MrCarrOfHerMajestysEmpire
Depends on the job at hand. If you need to tighten it, righty tighty first. If you need to loosen it, it's lefty loosy first
TheWhoAndTheWhatNow
Righty tighty lefty loosy
raviolihummingbird
What does that even mean? Non-native speaker here and never heard it. (IMO "lefty loosy righty tighty" sounds better tho)
loveallthebunnies
It's a little thing people say to remember which direction to turn a screw to tighten or loosen it.
yakusokuN8
It's the direction that you turn a screwdriver. Left (counter-clockwise) loosens the screw. Right (clockwise) tightens it.