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Calclance
what a stud!
HereComesAutism
Volunteered w/ philanthropy group @ my university during graduation/sporting events. We had name tags and polos. We'd go everywhere 1/2
HereComesAutism
and if we carted away food from the catering area in the VIP box no one noticed. It was great. 2/2
osapuggghhhh
Is that guy in the back taking a piss?
ImgurMontoya
Yes, he's the distraction
Candyclysm
"Isn't the delivery guy supposed to be bringing the beer inside?"
IIOldSnakeII
http://i.giphy.com/aLdiZJmmx4OVW.gif
OrthodoxHesidicOGOis
http://imgur.com/LvReDJ2
makcorlov
Legend
Ant4N
Plot twist: he's actually a delivery driver
FrankTheCube
Now I know what I'm doing the weekend.
CantonahM8
The best beer is free beer, afterall
davidpaul45
Seems like a "delivery" man "leaving" with a full cart would raise suspicion among the employees of the store..
vivalamatequilla
I'm a beer vendor & this shit is gonna make my job a lot harder. Now stores are going to want me to go through a bunch of security measures
boomhwr24
Happened where I live. Yay Prattville, AL!
cheeseislife
I live there too!!! Crazy!
Iwouldbenick
He earned that beer
fistermatic5000
Not a fan of crime but when it comes to beer all bets are off
TCxStorm
Why does it say 2 cases of beer. When the guy is carting out a pallet.
FrankSetsSweetDeeOnFire
it doesn't?
guntbagmunkball
That is more than two cases.
theangrypunk
Fucking brilliant. I'm going to work for magnavox and visit some stores for that 4k tv recall we got going on.
Saysbadman
Set your sights a little higher, and work for lg, samsung, sony, panasonic, or vizio.
onelostcat
Magnavox?? Do you still fly Braniff?
TheDogEnd
Pffff. I know a genuine panaphonics when I see one. And look! Here's magnetbox and sorny!
Nineteenletterslong
I love old Thompson's jokes.
TheUntruthfulTruthsAboutTruths
I'm not even mad
HarambeDiedForMe
Bold strategy, Cotton...
Gerrery
Preview of next season's Trailer Park Boys.
LatinoFlamingo
Wsb2... Atlanta? That's where I'm at @op
fafnir77
I had a friend steal grey goose from a casino by walking into the kitchen and just grabbing it and acting like her belonged there.
deathfarts
Get away with anything as long as your come and avk like you own the place
LawFiveGuy
Two cases, or two pallets?
whitewingdevil
I aint even mad.
marmitejim
Steals is an ugly word... he worked and earned every bottle (0:
CorneliusCornwall
Act like you know what you're doing and people don't question you.
JosephMcCovery
Funny that people let him walk out the front door, as at most grocery stores, deliveries and pickups are done through the back.
JosephMcCovery
Especially with this store being a Walmart.
SmokeMeAKipperIllBeBackForBreakfast
I read that as "Policeman poses as delivery man"
Occasionalfunnycomment
Your supposed to say police officer.
BatsAreAwesome
Haha. I did same thing until I read your comment.
Ihavesomethingtosayaboutthat
I read it 3 times, thinking "Is that not what it said?"
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
Reminds me of this: http://imgur.com/tpr3jrq
Stenosissue
Same
fartalert
I laughed so hard I unvoted
Quigonjinnandjuice
Same. It's a perfect crime, how will they catch him?
Percevalc
He will catch himself
Quigonjinnandjuice
Catch 22
ZaphodBbx
Correction: Rice water.
DrMurloc
Drunken goat piss. Except that has flavor.
buttcreambandit
Rice water would be saki or vodka. They use mostly corn syrup to make budlight Budweiser coors Miller ect.
ZaphodBbx
You're wrong about that. Budweiser is the largest single consumer of rice in the US, for many years accounting for 30% of all US rice sales
Begotten
Beer elitists are right up there with vape enthusiasts on the obnoxious scale
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Begotten
Nobody cares
ZaphodBbx
...for some myopic definition of 'nobody'...