MetalPsychologist
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Aug 31, 2016 3:19 AM
MetalPsychologist
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s4rcophilus
It's only short 1 tent pitching, but pretty accurate
SkoomaDeeler
I didn't know imgur was around in 1987.
donegal
Maybe birkini is not a bad idea after all
llamallamacheetahllama
Upvoted when I saw imgur
chardlz
"Delivering pizzas" it's the same as scuba diving but only your left half is tan, super tan, the right is white af
LurkyLurkerLurkin
...or Trucking.
fortheloveofsandwiches
waterskiing just looks like he's been frequenting mid-day bdsm events
MetalPsychologist
He sports the corset vest
informationaccount
frankfurter on the far left.
blitherypoop
More like floor show Rocky.
jrhawk42
I'll probably still get skin cancer.
StinyZ
Or working full time and then some. How does anybody have time to do anything?
KishKash
He's way to skinny
LazyShpee
Or illegally confined.
GoingForBronze
cwheel123
Well while scuba diving you're underwater and don't really get a tan at all
Zlimeshili
it is five degrees outside
hellomagic
Ugh I hate the look of tan lines.
aleister94
Weird I think they're super hot
somanyfeels21
At age 32, I am totally over tanning, and avoiding midday sun now for life.
jaedubbs
theorybehindtheconspiracy
or laid
KiwiBeans
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/I-dont-believe-you.gif
HeroThatWasNeeded
Which one is or laid?
legalizegillyweed
Actually I used to love having sex with my wicked pale & nerdy, imgur loving, pc building ex boyfriend
nickwinters
oooo, edgy.
grimvard
Pure savage.
steadyrockin
You need a tan to get laid?
MetalPsychologist
zlds
Stop beating your girlfriend
gistyle
corvettee01
I look more like the scuba diver, not only because I scuba dive, but also because all my shirts are pretty much the same length.
AlmostScientist
these gotta be fake, cuz none of these white people are anywhere near red.
aleister94
Wud?
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
I'm super white but I'll burn a little then it just turns into a tan. Had a tan from September once all the way through February.
Duplodocus
Slightly racist
XenoHorse
Not sure if you're joking or serious. If you're serious, all natural tanning will be red the first 1-2 days before it turns to a normal tan.
AlmostScientist
just a prank bro
XenoHorse
:v