DaShanghaiKid
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Jul 15, 2019 11:51 AM
DaShanghaiKid
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knuckleshuffleddrainbaby
My character metrics are wait staff, cart corral, litter, and pet treatment, no order. Don’t be a dick.
uncletouchysbasement
Thank you for your service...
webbela
Not wisdom. Just common sense.
thenumericdolfin942
It's generally a good idea to judge a person by how they treat someone with less power. Can save you a lot of headaches later on.
ShaggySnatch7
I was told to always trust people who stab you in the front and not the back.
Gweehe101
Me too. I’d avoid them like the plague.
COOL69BRO420ZONE5000
Looks like he's yelling that.
tomb818
My father always told me EVERYONE deserves to be treated with respect (Sir & Ma'am) until THEY proved otherwise. My son's know this too.
iLikeRainyDays
Or cutting your hair
LordPigly
He could be having a gangbang with all the females in my family and I wouldn't say shit
purgethefilthyheretics
Snozzberrywine
Agreed. It's a good point. I also don't trust draft dodgers. Smokin' Joe for life!
JustinSane6
Never piss off someone that has alone time with your food.
Voltair
The truest mark of a man is how he treats those less fortunate than himself.
RazorSharpCoffeeLid
Less fortunate because they have to deal with the ignorant mouth breathing masses.
billybobthorton1
Dont judge a man by how he treats those he considers his equals, judge him by how he treats those he considers his inferiors. -- imo this>
billybobthorton1
is the truest judgment you can make of a person. This is true obviously for men and women. You know someone is on that BS if they are >
billybobthorton1
willing to laugh/deride/etc at someone simply for their "station". Whether its being less attractive, fat, dead end job, what have you.
Mitanhal
Once a year server's should be allowed to fight one guest. You get one pick and when you use it you have to wait till next year.
HoldOnToYourGifs
I kind of like it. Granted I don't eat out much.
Tumescentpie
I worked in retail and I came to the point where I think we should be able to slap one person a day. Just an open handed slap so they know.
HULKSMASHMOUTH
"Weird. Reservations are waaay down on Saturnalia this year."
collective82
Does your clock start at the end of the fight, or if you fight a guy New Year’s Eve can you fight someone New Year’s Day?
MantisTobagganMD
That's up to the shareholders
Mitanhal
1 year starts from your hire date. You need to work at least a year to earn the right of combat.
TheHumanCentipanzer
Lmao everyone extra nice on NYE since they know all the waitstaff just bustin to use their one-fight-free coupon before it expires
DarkMaster98
What if the guest comes back? Are you allowed to have only one fight, or do you get the rights to fight that specific person the whole year?
paleofuturism
if the guest isn't in a coma and comes back and instigates a physical altercation, everything else is self defense.
Mitanhal
One fight in the hope the guest realizes the waiter wasting his only fight per year on me. Maybe I was in the wrong.
eyeLied
"wasting"
wolf387465
you have permission to kill, so that takes care of the returns...
ArcaneConjecture
On the anniversary of when you started the job, the clock resets. But if you go a year without fighting, you get to carry it over!
MantisTobagganMD
"My two weeks notice is gonna be epic. Got a lot of fights saved up".
3nd3rwiggin
Don't do what I did, pretend to be rude to the waiter because he was 1 of my best friends. Date ended b4 I had a chance to explain. Ooops.
billybobthorton1
rofl that sounds like a good story
3nd3rwiggin
Not super good. His first day on the job, I did not know he was working there. He had just been yelled at by another table so was a little +
3nd3rwiggin
flustered. I said something like "Thought this place had standards." expecting his reply to confirm that we actually knew each other. +
3nd3rwiggin
but he was flustered and didn't really acknowledge my comment at all. Few minutes later the date excused herself to the BR & did not return.
billybobthorton1
Ouch. but still kinda funny.
eyeLied
Jason?
Melondwarf
Never be rude to the person handling your food
panamaman
Indeed. We've all seen Fight Club, we know what can happen!
Frostbreaker1
Do you mean Never be rude?
daliamonra
Or better yet, just never be rude.
thedissident
*Don’t fuck with people who handle your food
MrGambit
MaxZimuss
Never be rude to ANYONE, unless they really deserve it.
scratchimo1
Or handling your balls
tacoparlor
Maybe these food-lickers in the news are disgruntled wait staff
SleepyverySleepy
There was an old Ryan Reynolds movie called “Waiting” that taught me this lesson.
BarretXIII
DanJonesKing
Never be rude full stop.
Tyggna
Never be rude without a deliberate reason
REDF0RMANSF00T
Have you ever tried just being polite at an airport? It confuses the fuck out of everyone.
Tyggna
And try to be even more kind afterwards
binabran
Never be
SociopathicWaiter
SpecialKarlos
Never be rude, if you're in the nude
badmusicpuns
Some waiters have been rude to us also, tbh
PotatoesCatnip
He is saying never be rude to someone handling your food because you never k no ow what they would do to it.
Ireadtoomuch
Gotta think though they want your money in tip form what happened to them to not give a shit
Tumescentpie
InAMellowTone
daliamonra
Or better yet, just never be rude.
minotaur5150
I taught this to my nephew. Started with food handling then said everyone but ESPECIALLY those that handle your food lol
Sadsized
If anyone is unsure why, watch Waiting. Its on amazon atm.
InAMellowTone
Amazon? Dude, it's free on YouTube
cringeypingey
What if...that person is nice to a waiter but rude to you? Would you still trust that person?
Deadendman
He's dead so your question is mute.
Craizie
Oh yea. I deserve it.
youcouldbedrinkingwholeifyouwantedto
Maybe that's my kink. Don't judge me!
ideologist
Yes, at least they are honest
ticktockbent
If they hate me that shows they have excellent taste
YeahButIThinkIAteIt
Absolutely. Now, I also would remind folks that there are some bad waiters who are rude first. And I'll be rude back. But that's not most -
YeahButIThinkIAteIt
waiters. But if you are generally decent to people who are just doing their jobs but are rude to me, perhaps there's a reason for that. -
YeahButIThinkIAteIt
Maybe I deserved it. Maybe I didn't. But a little self-reflection would be in order.
Arcdeciel
It's not that I dont trust people that are rude to wait staff; it's that I don't respect them. I can still respect people that dont like me.
ColonelLandoCalrissianoDeLasFuerzasEspeciales
Maybe you're an asshole.
ColonelLandoCalrissianoDeLasFuerzasEspeciales
The hypothetical 'you'. Not you, @hyudan, you're cool.
ColonelLandoCalrissianoDeLasFuerzasEspeciales
@huydan *
Treblaine
"Why you got to bring up the time I gave a speech at a KKK rally, that was ONE time"
Treblaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAEVt8P9MJc I have no idea what to make of this though, I mean... kinda fucked up.
MrGambit
Major plot twist: you own the restaurant
Beezlebubble
Absolutely. I'm a piece of shit
nitroghost
hey you, you're not a piece of shit! you take that back!
Inbreadsandwich
Yea but that eyeball drawing you did was nice
Beezlebubble
Thanks!