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Nov 23, 2017 7:18 PM
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DeanOMiite
Butter them balls
JuniperJupiter
I don't think that's what your mom meant when she said "Stuff the Turkey"....
BrwnEyedBandit
skyline408
The next pic should be the bird laying on a towel in bed about to get a massage.
goochpapadopolis575
Classic... Wine, brine, and 69...
Iprefermypunsintended
Cottonflame
johnmcdracula
Where's the faucet
Totallyscrewedinaustin
My turkey was a cheap date. Just took it out of the sink, threw it in the bag with some sauce and into the oven it went!
nytequiller
Probably because she's Jewish...
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Ours got a whole bunch of basting and then thrown into a deep frier!
keelsman
@cheesecake7
cheesecake7
Turkey?
mlicht
Now that's a bulletproof way to get a UTI..!
pNoodleFlyer
Foreplay then intercourse
Madv1lla1n
Mmmmmnnn sous vide Turkey, it'll be ready by New Year...
hackller
could have waited until it's finished it's monthlies!
FBKatB3TAdotcom
They don't call him old blood and guts for no reason
ExtraWoody
Not my turkey
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
AltOrc
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
When Oompa-Loompas go bad
jamiedBreaker
Holy shit I didn't think I was having nightmares tonight
ExtraWoody
https://youtu.be/XcTomLFblzo