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MC5Tonne
...before assuming final form; Terror Dog.
Dopplerfart
Its bite is visceral
Snarfbuckets
that's slightly terrifying.
BigSmoke78
Just slightly
leareth
Curious how this progressed
TheUtahn
I'm really impressed that a wild animal can live this long to look this gnarley. He must be a force to be reckoned with.
Nalroth
Probably a she. Female Hyena's are the larger gender and are the Alpha's of the Hyena pack. Regardless, a badass animal.
Hiimconner
Thats what I'm thinkin, man. By the look of that Hyena, those dogs are really in for it.
MyFavoritesArePrettyNeatIGuess
Koba Strong!
dbs01
Never underestimate the old warrior with nothing to lose
notthatguybutdefinitelythatguy
Don't fear the young warriors, fear the old ones
HiImJoe
HYENA! Run for the lions share
Z0neTan
Caesar forgive Koba
youloveus
Oh, that guy from Planet of the Apes! What's his name... Gary Oldman!
TitanToker
meanwhile in the next post.
FuriousDawg11
Stieefus
JDeverson
This loaded really slowly. Looked like a black man's ass for 5 seconds...
ItsMeMello7
THANK GOODNESS I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
JerryWhinefeld
And I witnessed a stabbing contest with a Nazi.
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Stieefus
I say that too
TitanToker
i did nazi that coming
JerryWhinefeld
Anne frankly, I'm getting tired of all these puns.
jew666
ahhh, a pic from my bachelor party...I thought this was done making its rounds
mws7998
I think he might be mad.
Lojay
That is one fierce hyena. Wouldnt mess with that sucka.
Nukeshi
African wild dogs are way more dangerous. If that hyena got outta that alive I'd be surprised.
Lojay
I just mean his badass look. That crazy eye and shit. You see what i mean professor?
Nukeshi
Oooh haha yeah I agree.
ToasterLies
Hay Dios Mio!
ChrisW123456
Eerie.
ft13
Um, pretty sure that's an orc
NomerNomerson
what game is this?
ElephantNipplesAreWeird
NO KING! NO KING!
Echoes2001
Hyena Koba
Blowtrees
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
AlmostScientist
Hunchback of the African Plains isn't looking too hot.
TheCochNessMonster
He look it's Fetty Wap
Yoloswagforjesus
Where is this photo from, is the hyena being attacked by the wild doggos?
Maxbassil
Yes
RyanDerpderp
Wild dogs are not to be fucked with. Check em out on YouTube
Donnarhahn
Nope and nope. Wild dogs are my whatever the opposite of a fetish is...oh yeah phobia.
ChaleMurphy
They are ridiculously smart! I remember watching there hunting tactics. So ducking awesome! To think we domesticated a percentage of them.
MonaLisaWasFramed
"Be sure to like and subscribe. I do let's plays in Minecraft with wild dogs on Tuesdays. "
Weissicles
Did not regret that, love some nat geo every now and then, especially with an alright narrator.
NotMozart
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
AkwardBearHug
Imadethisaccountinapisspoorefforttomakefriends
Wow two posts in a row that I've looked at that have had this conversation but at different parts. Well done!
fartbiscuit
I'll be your friend. But only if you have cookies.
hotcrossedguns
Wha about thea legs.....day don't need dose
commodore69
So good to know I'm not alone in still referencing these lines so many years later. What a great scene.
DashLeGrand
"Come on you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?!" - That hyena probably
omegapulsar
Did you know that female hyenas have a false penis bigger than the male's that they use to rape the males?
Kopar
8I
Darkenn
Thats my fetish
dontmagpie
no, they dont. its called a pseudopenis and its basically a giant clitoris, and they do NOT rape the males ffs are you stupid?
SirSage
UNSUBSCRIBE
Kopar
lol'd
ReallyBigRocks
It's just a big ol' clit
kentnl
They also give birth through that penis.
SpitefulRed
Yep- there are actually quite a few first-time mothers that lose their lives because the pup becomes "stuck" in their weird junk
Nixus9
Pretty sure that their pseudopenis does not allow them to rape males, just prevents them from being raped.
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
Yes
gotgills
Correct
Qualtagh
Well now we need source
Plagii
That one looks like he's taken one too many false penis rapes
cyno01
Oh god, no one tell Tumblr or well never hear the end of it...
rosencrantz2012
http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Matt-Damon-Crying.gif
ChrisW123456
Humans call that "divorce court"
pronoun
Funny cause it's true. Both my uncles pay half their income to their ex-couch potatoes. Never get married, boys.
WayneVan1972
On my third wife. No alimony or child support. They just wanted me to leave ASAP.
0372
Well played
mydoppelganger
HA!
TheUtahn
This comment makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
b0bWilson09
Like a female hyena saying hello?