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I was clicking through albums on Imgur and came across this poor little guy!
A TRUE TRAGEDY!
Found on Pleated Jeans. They got them from http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/
Am I on the front page? Is that what this is? Send nooooodes etc.
PineappleBagel
Ummm i gots monocle insurance...
SoDamEvil
Great. Now I'm gonna wave to every flag I see.
Snarkoleptic
+1 for happy ending
BYERE
Lizards With Scissors sounds like a punk bank from the 70s
Copperbrat
These need to be printed postcards or greeting cards. Would purchase. Would send. People still do that, if ironically.
AmanitaZest
Good news, there's a book! http://www.amazon.com/The-Complete-Collection-Tragedy-Series/dp/1250060621
Denamic
My word! What sort of gentleman has no monocle insurance?
WhoPaidForThisFloor
A trajeudi.
ifingerbangmyfriends
I'm definitely using some of these tragedies as inspiration for dnd writing
ChristnaBots
Tragedy #311 - The struggle is real
midnightsong12
These are amazing.
SnowmaninHeat
ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV
These are hil- foofaraw? I've been looking for that word for ages!
ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV
"... a bow window that looms over the sidewalk like the thrusting ram of a trireme, embarnacled with Victorian foofawfery."
gamer2k4
These are just absurd enough to be almost funny. The excellent art doesn't hurt, of course.
Fejerro
Fortunately, the lizards with scissors incident was stemmed when they all started running.
JonesItUp
The floor is tea!
RenardLeBlanc
Frankly if you don't have monocle insurance is your own fault you damnable, irresponsible wretch.
FavoritesAreMostlyOttersAndAss
A banjo infestation is the opposite of a problem.
derpbread
*BANJO INTENSIFIES*
CanadianMooseRider
I for one welcome our teakettle overlords!
roselmcposel
As do I, my friend.
ALTA2017
wtf..
Spacey7
Well now I have to start waving at flags
tbrek13
Zombie Barber needs his own series
peridotite
A canned laughter sitcom where the owner of the barber shop can't fire him because the zombie is married to his sister.
duckfan76
Or he is a legally protected minority and it would be discrimination
SmurfStain
I've had 4 of these happen to me sadly :(
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I'm very sorry. Some people have very hard lives. If there's anything I can do...
zackofspades
Condolences on your foofaraw.
ncmartyn
Banjo infestation? Me too...me too.
ZeroNumerous
I just adopted a hillbilly. Cleared the problem right up, and he'll even scrounge for roadkill on occasion. Very low maintenance.
Sauroctonus
Sorry to hear about the latest kettle attack.
mrmcspicy
I'm sorry about your lungfish
NOINITIATIVE
damn lizards nicking everyone's ankles
ZOMGNO
Banjo infestation again? Me too :( So bad.
occamssword
I'm sorry about Triceratops. I know she meant a lot to you.
emilioooooo
You couldn't reach the blueberries?
letsgetlost
Yeah, my kerfuffle never got to see the ocean aswell...
NOINITIATIVE
damn lizards nicking everyone's ankles
battery1979
Which four. I bet at least one was lung fish foreclosure.
lovemeanstwothings
Well with these interest rates, how can one even afford to hold onto them anymore?
MrRandom314159
.... I wonder what kind of book you'd get if you threw all of these into one story, and treated them all as credible and not ridiculous.
MrRandom314159
Don't even throw in a character whose purpose is to go "WHAT THE SHIT?", just, that's Dave. He quit labyrinth work because he hates his dad.
AnotherGarcia
Had the pleasure of meeting the creator of this series. they sell a hard copy book of all these. This guy is awesome, support him if you can
rhubarbarian
I bought one of these for a friend's b-day and another for myself. He ended up giving me a couple free prints because he ran late. Great guy
AnotherGarcia
Agreed! Had a fifteen minutes conversation with him about this series. It's his passion project, clearly loves it.
roselmcposel
Do you have a link? Or am I gonna have to Google it myself? *sigh* I have to do EVERYTHING in this house.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Hey, Imgur is a big house, man, we all have our chores. Some people google responsibly, some google for science.
AnotherGarcia
I do see Amazon sells the hard copy of the book though, although not direct I am sure it would still help him out! Benjamin Dewey
AnotherGarcia
https://www.etsy.com/shop/BenjaminDewey?section_id=all - i have failed everyone.... this is the only store I can find attached to him.
roselmcposel
You're doing the lords work
Iaimtomisbehave
Sounds . . . tragic. :-)
FloridaResident
Alicorn?
aPokal
The only alicorns i know are from My Little pony, they're unicorned pegasus.
FloridaResident
Ah! No wonder I didn't get the reference. Thanks :)
aPokal
Though, i'm sure unicorns with wings are older than the church.
crazydiamondmlp
But the unicorn in that picture doesn't have any visible wings...
Dimestream
That's because MLP misuses the word Alicorn as "winged unicorn" rather than its original "unicorn horn material," which could detect poison.
aPokal
*shoulder shrug* It's a can't confirm nor deny situation here.
Ididntvoteforyou
The material a unicorn's horn is made of was called Alicorn
Ididntvoteforyou
Source: Shepard, Odell (1930). The Lore of the Unicorn. London: Unwin and Allen / https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn_horn
AverageSexGod
Tragedy #476: Not enough of these comics.
Fancyrobot101
Nice
SmellyPotatoMan
Tragedy #477: Not enough Cow Bell.
TheSlugtopus
Tragedy #261 Need more Candy Cane
AverageSexGod
Tragedy #478: Famous record producer Bruce Dickinson can not find a satisfactory amount of cow bell.
JarethCutestory
And so the fever worsens . . .
GrammarSamurai
I think you can get a prescription for that... if you have a fever.
GloriousLeader1
You bastard, I actually looked for it.
benyscott
... Why?
AmanitaZest
http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/ There's a TON of them here on the artist's site. There's also a print book with some exclusive stories, too
swellmelmel
+1 for sauce
HPTradecraft
I know the author. He's actually published these as a book. I hope this generates some sales for him.
boom1chaching
Foofaraw.
destinoz
That's what I got from this. A new beautiful word.
noodleshoe
#363 is actually making me sad. Poor Triceratops!
daguq
Yeah, of them all, that one hurt. WTF?
chris12138
How the hell does one think up these scenarios? +1 for use of kerfuffle though. My favorite word.
TheAlmightyPig
probably a random word generator and a dumb face
daguq
Yes, mate, kerfuffle is a beauty, hard K and R, softened by the Fs. My fav too.
aquamarine64
It's my favorite word too! SOULMATES.
daguq
(Me too)
chris12138
I cant believe this comment garnered me so many like. Normally im downvoted to oblivion..
G0MeatCube
What?! Sky rains from the sky and the world's upside down up.
Macksiiie
Knew these drugs weren't THAT good. Def not worth a sister good.
lilres
Reminds me of little Britain
lagomorpha
I like old timey-wimey words. Persnickety, clatterfart, curmudgeon, bumfiddler, humpenscrump. Old English/ European & real fun to say!
TheydownvotedJesusbecausehetoldthetruth
Are you the guy from TribeTwelve?
Angel666Hawk
Drugs are one hell of a thing
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Nope. Shenanigans and Exodus are the 2 best words ever.
IAmTheBadW01f
Tis an excellent word. Definitely in my top 10, including nincompoop, shenanigans, and sprocket.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
Sprocket, eh? Are you also a widget affectionado?
IAmTheBadW01f
I enjoy a good widget, but I honestly mostly just like saying the word "sprocket"
andyskeels
I prefer argle-bargle.
HauntedNipple
Ermahgerd! Ergle-bergle!
AmanitaZest
They're all Benjamin Dewey's work! You can read the rest here: http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/
TheAlmightyPig
no thanks
ym1r
Foofaraw was new to me.
chris12138
To me as well. I intend to use it. lol.
ThanatosElNyx
Do you watch Firefly, they use it in Shindig. "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink."
snurx
You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
visualvendetta
That's saying "free for all" when you're tongue-twisted drunk. "In-a-gadda-da-vida" was actually "In The Garden Of Eden" at first, e.g.
thegreatblacksby
Ok, people in my office have been saying Foofaraw all morning. Which one of you is a fellow imgurian???
Kuronachan
I'm Spartacus
sumothername
I'm Brian. And so's my wife.
NinjaFood
No. I'M SPARTACUS!
chris12138
I'm Dirty Dan!