OhBoyWhatABeer
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Oct 13, 2016 4:44 PM
OhBoyWhatABeer
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tarataqa
#6, *takes apple from the bottom*
OctopusOccult
I know exactly why i have this boner
ironwolf6896
Anyone else tired of dumps made of the same old stuff?
armorhide406
Ohhhh baby
rudyverbove
Polyterative
The first is fake
WingWangChickenPickenBingBang
#5 is an autistic kid.....
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livingdots
Yeah, the idea is that it looks cheaper when it's thrown in a bin. That one is just a dumb waste of time.
Mnementh613
I find this pleasing
customersupportDE
LOL. The ad below says "Retire now"
tarataqa
what is an ad?
RegisXV
#1 Perfectionist UV mapping in a nut shell
Rusty1775
Hhhnnnggg
BananaLollipop
Stacking level: Tetris.
MacMoose
tallandred1972
The plums should have been light to dark, just sayin...
Robertf11
I do believe the top one is a drug truck in disguise. Pretty sure I saw it on another post somewhere
AllDubaiEscorts
Wonderful
KyloSolo
Number 2 tho...
DeptAlienHumanRelations
#1 is transporting weed. No one cares that much about wood-hauling perfection
floppypickle
takes them twice as long but looks twice as good
Emmepathic
As a car groomer i really wish my boss understood this.
Null365
Car? groomer??
ninjaGiraffeMonster
Probably cat.
Munchman347
This is like every ethnic food stall at the bazaar, I almost hate to buy stuff and spoil the display...
Zeetoois
This is my wife. When we were dating, she managed to fit everything from her dorm room into her tiny ass Hyundai Accent.
ProfessorKittyhawk
The one with the apples... I see disaster in the near future. A child or some other ass hole will come and take from the bottom.
ProfessorKittyhawk
On second glance those might be plums. Either way, DISASTER.
Promethianfire
That boner-inducing cable management will go to complete shit the first time someone adds or replaces a router / switch.
MilDravin
well by someone other than the original network tech... if i did all that, i'd make sure it stayed that way
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I'm always convinced #1 is
JessieJanson
My first thought too. Especially since you don't transport wood that way. Big boards, then scrap is mulched.You wouldn't ruin logs like that
JessieJanson
in fact, looking at it closer. its just for looks. Either esthetic choice or to smuggle stuff.
tarataqa
is that for sex slave transport?
jermwithaj
Most likely prohibition era, so booze?
fistermatic5000
I think that was a bootlegger. Could be wrong
wisher1977
#1, master level tetris player
BanadecCamberbootch
My dad is an art teacher and very gifted spatially. In college, he briefly worked for UPS. He packed the boxes so efficiently it fucked 1/?
BanadecCamberbootch
Their weight distribution and they told him to knock it off.
uhhhnowwhat
#1, faux back. Merely the door to hold in the cargo.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
LilandraNeramani
Sorry to be the one to say it. But it's not real. It's covering a door
wisher1977
I bet you're going to tell me that the cake is a lie too...
IMostlyStayInUsersubAndWaitToGetGloriousToThenAbandonAccount
*slides in* The cake is a lie aswell! *Slides back out*
LilandraNeramani
this was a triumph ...
Nasher02
Nothing nicer than a well built rack.
werewolfen
That cable management... sooo nice
HowLongCanYourUsernameBeThisIsGettingOutOfHandOhNoPleaseStop
Makes me moist inside
MoccaFixer
I need this in my life
Encephalon5
I just want to know where people are running that much fiber so i can make some real money
disagreeable
sans zip ties
werewolfen
Yes, velcro for the win.
trjnz
These are probably trunk cables, they'll only be removed when the whole rack is removed. Cable ties are appropriate here
disagreeable
Yea. You're probably right. I concede. My cut knuckles, crushed pairs and frustrated troubleshooting shot off a comment before thinking.
siedler084
Another day, another occasion for me to post this link: http://imgur.com/r/cableporn
werewolfen
Oh... oh my
shorey66
Oh God! Annnnd I'm spent.
SirShakesHeadaLot
Talk about completely nonsexual things that get me worked up, dat cable management
siedler084
If erection lasts for more than 4 hours please call your doctor: http://imgur.com/r/cableporn
cuddlepuppy
This, seeing nicely wrapped cables makes me squirm a bit.
SillySnowFox
You don't sort books by color you heathen
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theshinobi23
Only if height is sorted along with the color and still be properly ordered, can one be a true perfectionist.
HitlersPenisAsASwastika
Book width?
theshinobi23
Width is sorted within books of the same height.
TogepiOmelette
As someone who worked in a library, this russled my jimmies
BruceJennersPickle
That was my immediate response
IThinkTheySellPaint
A lot of people do, and it's weird...
orbit919
I know the color of every book I own so it's just as easy to find one and it's visibly pleasing
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
But then you can point at the green part in silence while grimassing disgustedly when people tell you: "I think the book was green."
Clydefrogger
There was a Curious George episode that taught me this.
Iworktosavethetatas
Young kids or young at heart?
Clydefrogger
2 year old obsessed with George. It's alright with me bc it's the same voice actor as Slimer from the Ghostbusters cartoon.
mylittlebuttercups
YES I'm not the only one who knows that episode!!
Smayds
It's the Huey Decimal System.
Kieralynh
Get out.
trogadore
Im angry and amused. Quality pun.
Smayds
WAAH! TROGADOR!
trogadore
Burninating the countryside since way back yon
Elibor
Your pun made me cyan roll my eyes.
bluejaydesigns
Hahahaha yes. +1
tarataqa
It's 2016, paper books aren't reading material. They're decoration.
Siegerose
No. You clearly don't value literature properly. I have tons of paper books and I've read all of them. I prefer them 100% over digital.
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
Holding a little screen is nothing compared to a good book in your hands.
Siegerose
Yes exactly!
Siegerose
You sort them by author and size.
ipukedonaroofmorethanonce
The size of the author. Height or finger size?
Siegerose
Ha. Height.
DoorMatt23
All my friends are heathens take it slow...
LordCommanderofUsersub
Fuck the Dewey decimal system!
BenjaminT247
tbh i like the library of congress system better, my University uses it. (University of Mary Washington)
scotttenno
Every decent university library uses LC. Dewey is a fucking nightmare
VivoImago
Fun fact, the inventor of the dewey decimal system is my great great great great (a good amount of greats) grandpa
ILoveAllDaCuteKittiesOnImgur
My ancestor founded the Catholic religion. (My grandpa does a TON of ancestor research)
theblackestwhiteman
So Jesus?
Buckbeak1486
Well, I have mixed feelings about your ancestor...
IHaveAListOfCringyPeople
I'm sure you share that ancestor with hella people
ILoveAllDaCuteKittiesOnImgur
True, that's how ancestors work
idontknowwhateven
who's Dewey?
AustinDwyer
Melvil Dewey, creator of the Dewey decimal system for books in libraries.
fuckcats
Great Grandpa Vivolmago
Saintwing
HAVING FUN ISNT HARD
LordCommanderofUsersub
WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LI-BRARY CARD!
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
Dewey Cox
321Cheers
Get out of here Dewey,you don't want no part of this.
ImJustASalad
And not once, did you ever pay for drugs
orangechrusch
MUAHAHAHA DEWEY YOU FOOL, YOUR DECIMAL SYSTEM HAS PLAYED RIGHT INTO MY HANDS!
gengumby
And now I shall leave for no raisin!
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Fuck Dewey
scotttenno
Like actually though, it's such a shit system. Library of Congress just works so much better..../librarian rant over