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God of dodging
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forfour4nocation
Next frame.
HervisDABeny
r/hitboxporn
ThisIsUniqueName
Mario?
Firewolf1999
Request, can someone change the bullet to a downvote arrow.
PardonMeAreYouAaronBurrSir
You are a cool dude. +1
yesdesu
Skrrt
DidgeryDrew
I first read this as 'God of doge' and had to watch for a shiba. I was disappointed there wasn't one.
DeadlyEnzyme
Ill be honest. If someone did that with a bullet I shot at them I'd just fucking let them go.
ErinInStereo
This MF just pulled a Fix-it Felix move.
Mcshmile
I'm supposed to be playing battlefield 1, but this one player keeps kicking my ass
Biggursmallz
You can't see the skateboard but that was one sick ass kick flip.
krapmyself
When a pro Dark Souls player tries a different franchise.
MyFetishIsLyingOnTheInternet
While you were out getting drunk, I studied the dodge.
ClandestineIntestine
Wah! Mah! HA-ha!
basball6969
YIPEEEE!!
ProfessorWasp
*BOING*
SigmaSenior
Mama mia
Strongharbour432
TALLY HO!!!
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Whuaaaaaaaa
awildcharmander
WHOO-hoo
xXDeathixXx
I saw one guy do that before. I let him kill me, because it was glorious.
NEVILLMAN
Is that fix it Felix?
Muffinmassacre
No that is "can do carl"
ElbowDeepInATshirt
"Sorry for my bad english" - types english a hell of alot better than the people on here.
Gehab
Wtf I literally did this the other day. Looks like the same map as well. Do you know what the name of the player was??
MarinShatterhand
Looks like a Fixit Felix pose.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
When those hit boxes just right.http://2new4.fjcdn.com/pictures/When+germany+is+united+just+right_0a3490_5826398.jpg
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
/a/0wfCE
NKNopq
Nice ss
Cannon850
I've spent a good bit of time in mongolia. Definitely one of my favorite countries in Asia!
NKNopq
I am really glad to hear that. Come again later ;)
upsetsanity
I am with the force. The force is with me.
UsernameNotAvailableAsUsual
Cactuar pose... Cactuar dodge skills http://i44.tinypic.com/il99uq.png
LordMordecai
10,000 Bullets?
500ml
Those were the best exp grinds though. I think they had some decent drops too
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Oh hi there opening
Kleinstlebewesen
that`s it
DrRobotHouse
ignis, all business!
FatherMcHealy
all the FF15 quotes but that's the Gigantaur from FF13
SoraD98
Gotta get all the Cactuar Figurines
RangerMckay
"what can I say, you guys are the best."
BlueIceDragon
PlutosBeard
This guy might disagree about who the deity is:
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sanctui
Please please please who is this
ShlongaDonga
Mohammad Ali
ishitpostforaliving
threyon
Love that shimmy at the end.
thewhitestcuban
That's the Parkinsons
threyon
Oh… I thought it was like a little taunt. :(
VoltageXL1
Watching connor McGregor reminds me of this guy. Saw him do some similiar shit just dodging everything then bming
PercivalLongbottom
Damn, he BM'ed in the ring? Nasty.
erinmirren
That's exhausting
Flugmorph
who is dis
aneverydaychocolatestarfish
Ansatsunin
Can't tell if serious question or really weird troll attempt.
weegee101
In case you're just young and unexposed, that is the legendary Muhammad Ali.
Flugmorph
im 23, dont know if that counts as young for you, but yes, i never bothered with him so far, boxing in general tbh.
ChronologicalMyopia
The legend never dies
ironwoodcall
Thelegend27 never dies.
CaptinCuddles
Neither does the giants dad (please say you get the reference)
ChronologicalMyopia
Well that was kind of the point
octografix
That was an exhibition match tho, not a real fight.
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
Those looks like real haymakers to me
sbury
If they posted real fight footage they'd get some of George Foreman thrashing him.Foreman beat him so hard he got trauma induced Alzheimer's
BoneTomahawk
So what was the cause of your brain injury?
sbury
Took one look at your comment history - instant TBI and cancer
BoneTomahawk
Took a quick look at your comment history and profile. Instantly realized that you are fifteen years old and spend A LOT of time online.
WinterbornX91
Ali said after that fight, clinched up with Foreman who'd hit him worse than ever, "that all you got George" Foreman: Ali, he won right then
Ilikebearpuns
Foreman could barely touch Ali. Frazier probably caused his illness more than anything.
sbury
You mean the same Joe Frazier Foreman knocked out? And lost to Ali after 8 rounds? But okay. Clearly barely touched.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Can't touch this
MOTHERFUCKINGFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSTER
Dunndundundun ts ts
BenjaminPannell
I feel like I'm watching an expert playthrough of God Hand.
javer80
Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way!
Casafynn
Milky Way!
deltajesus
I always love the little wiggle at the end.
ArvisJaggamar
I feel like the average person doesn't appreciate what a freak of nature this guy was. The very definition of "superhuman".
sanctui
Please please please who is this
CrystalCry
What sniper should I use!?
Sickemm
I'm using the smle infantry, even though it has no scope being able to pull the bolt while scoping is amazing, a decent ammo capacity also
CrystalCry
Interesting
CrystalCry
I STARTED A CONVERSATION HERE!
apittsburghoriginal
1908 is the best sniper rifle hands down. Gewher is good, but 1908 has given me some incredible games. Scope: 8x for conquest, 6x for TDM.
CrystalCry
Okay.
Zombieibmoz
M1903 is good for long range especially with the 10X scope. Just don't overcompensate for bullet drop cause it can throw you for a loop.
Zombieibmoz
Make sure you get the sniper as the scope is easier to aim with but the down side is the scope glint. You won't get that with the marksman
Alleyoopz
Gewehr 98 Sniper is great allround. Martini-Henry is good fun for close quarters action. (Even after they nerfed it)
CrystalCry
Okay I've been using the basic one for now
Alleyoopz
They each have their advantages. SMLE is great for shorter ranges also. Just remember that "Sniper"-versions shows a glare to the enemy.
dragonadamant
I forgot about which ones show the glare--thanks!
CrystalCry
I always see those glares in my bomber... you know the rest ????
DivineRaptor
All snipers have an instantkill sweet spot, SMLE is between 40-80 meters. 1903 is best for long range, russian has higher fire rate, etc
CrystalCry
I love the SMLE Marksman III
AManWithAForkInAWorldOfSoup
Doing his best Mario impression.
shatnermademedoit
BlueIceDragon
AManWithAForkInAWorldOfSoup
Damn, that's some fine OC there. Nice work.
BlueIceDragon
Thank you. I live only to please the OC Gods.
JonnyEndless
A.k.a Boris the bullet dodger
dougman67
Looks more like Vash too me
adequatequacity
Slippery cossack slut
thegr8rambino
Nobody screws with Boris grishenko!
vanski87
I've had snatch for the longest time and finally just watched it. This made me chuckle
ImShocked
Hey Rickon, you seeing this? Rickon...? ....?
lonerismperfected
Rickon you had ONE job!!
rojamb23
EES BORIS
ScootinPutin
*hardbass starts playing*
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
CYKA BLYAT
NOINITIATIVE
a.k.a Boris the blade
Goodwolf
He's a dangerous bastard. Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations.
MrMcGeeIn3D
As bent as the Soviet sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it.
knotshittingyou
come on then, Tommy. If you got the minerals
Goodwolf
Before *zee Germans* get here...
knotshittingyou
Yulay dahgs?
wittiw
Good Guy Boris
mephitman
More like Boris the Sneaky Fucking Russian
MasterOfThePuns
Ой блин!
DavyDavyDave
"Weight is a sign of reliability... if it does not work, you can always hit him with it."
Rhinestonegorilla
You mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian
HottdogtheDeadbeat
Why do they call him Boris the Bullet dodger?
ABonkeysManana
Tjats a fucking anti aircraft gun vincent!
Schroederkilledthecat
IT'S JUST BORIS!
lolageo1
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4657052/boris-the-animal-o.gif
Omez
Literally saw that movie yesterday :D
IceCubesPubes
Check
Enginebeering
MiGs on the way
CaptainMorganTheFreeman
You see, Ivan, when dodge bullets like I, the enemy will not be shooting for fear of waste ammunition.
BrontTheGoodBoy
boolets
BorisTheShashlykKing
Also known as the shashlyk king
TheImgurFox
Why do they call him Boris the bullet dodger?
mcpaddy23
Dags?
mephitman
Yeah, I like dags...
krapmyself
Because his name is Boris and he dodges bullets.
janetfuckingsnakehole
Because he dodges fucking bullets Avi
asanguinerose
What is this from?
Gherkincensed
Snatch
jamesgreene
Snatch
PerceptivePenguin
Snatch. It's a brilliant piece of cinema from the UK
Cr1nger
Well hurry up. You know before zie Germans get here
kroenen
http://imgur.com/FRlI3Ja
masonicmasonry
That's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!
Cr1nger
I thought you said you where gettin a get away driver. Now what the Fu** is he gonna get away from.
GlowstickJedi
Don't worry about him, he can move when he wants to. Can't you, Tyrone?
CoupestarTM
He dodges bullets Avery
GlowstickJedi
*Avi
ramadainnsoundsgood
Avi
terrorofthederp
Sneaky fuckin' Russian
lonerismperfected
Bent as the soviet sickle and hard as the hammer that crosses it.
TeamOneE
Everybody gets an up vote!
blacknsilver86
He's actually Uzbekistanian
SaintNewts
[citation needed] ... Where is this from? For a friend.
amars1111
Isn't it Avi?
knuckleupsheila
Yes, yes it is
lonerismperfected
"Avvviiiiiiiii......!!!!!!"
absorbmo
Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck!
HughLaurie
"Because he dodges bullets, Avi" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75qzL2NMN3c&t=238s
HughLaurie
Open that link in a new tab and it will go straight to the part with the line. Or just skip to 3:58.
TheImgurFox
Love this film!
Fishnuggs
What movie is this from?
TheImgurFox
Snatch! 90% of films by Guy Ritchie are amazing, lock stock is my personal favourite
Goodwolf
Snatch. You really should see it.
captaingibbs
Does anyone know when the sausages are ready?
sitrate
Two minutes Turkish.
captaingibbs
You said that five minutes ago!
absorbmo
Two minutes? It was two minutes five minutes ago
Cetane
Dots77
That's actually hypnotic.
SaltyAndBitter
These superpower scifi movies always have a place for me. Next, Push, Jumper. Not the greatest executions, but still entertaining.
MajorLeagueFister
Push was phenomenal, I love that one.
NotSoSmartAlek
The book for Jumper was so much better, I'm still mad.
TheRenegadeSpud
Right?? I hope someone eventually does it right.
Phischstaebchen
Wouldn't had hit anyway
NotSoSmartAlek
He's watching it go by.
Phischstaebchen
Have
Aflockofdeer
Wordz r hard
Phischstaebchen
Der Die Das Englisch is hard, you know? :P
Mitchfl
Wow, he got out of the way of that in the "nick" of time.
Wawski
Get out.
MightyChlorians
comedicrelief
It was never gonna hit him...
Darkrift
Yeah but the thing is every time you look at the future, it changes.
Waggy00
If only it did
LaVulpe
Correct, it's even more badass. He's watching it go.
BlastFX
As stupid as that sounds, IIRC that's actually what's happening in that scene.
respondswithgifs
Of course it wasn't, that's nic cage
beelzebubunicorn
No that's Cameron Poe
ChronologicalMyopia
It works in the context of the movie, he's not really dodging, his precognition lets him know the moment to stop so the shooter misses him.
EyeOfTheTiger11706
ITS NIK CEG WE DONT NED YOUR LOGIC!!
piemaster3200
What movie is it ?
RareQuotes
Shrek unleashed: backyard anal 3
JustusPost
"Knowing" I think.
Spartinlimit
Broke back mountain
MrCoolRanch10123
THE FUCKING MOVIE IS CALLED "NEXT"
TwerkyTurkey
Mean Girls
DoubleDickDonkey
Mean Girls: In the Cage
MoccasinSlap
Next
CamWing
Surprisingly not a terrible movie, by NIC Cage's standards. By anybody else's, not that great.
Smallcage
Thanks!
browsib
How did you precognise the movie?
Raighto
There is not enough precognition for the quality of your comment, sir. +1
jo3v
Next is an underated film.
NotAbush
A guilty pleasure at best.
jo3v
Dont let the others know you had fun watching it
OfficialTacoInspector
The ending killed it for me.i enjoyed the entire movie,but then it seemed like they couldn't come up an ending and said fuck it do this
robinselkirk
Yeah I found it one of the better time travel style story lines but the ending was a disappointment.
jo3v
Yeah, it had a rather abrupt ending
LeeroyTheBird
Explosive ending*
Business6
Is it, though?
jo3v
Well, I had fun with it...
TamponShotgun
That doesn't make it "underrated". That makes it a shit film that one person apparantly liked.
TamponShotgun
Go ahead guys and downvote "Next" is an absolute turd of a movie.
jo3v
I guess im just stupid
AaronBogner
Good story poor execution.
jo3v
Exactly! Great concept, could have been executed better.
TamponShotgun
Which doesn't make it "underrated" it makes it "a good concept ruined by utter incompetence".