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RadioactiveKitten
I wonder what else she'll make look huge *wink*
luckycricket
That just makes me re-realize how silly my bf and I must look walking together... 5'2" and 6'5"... oh well!
ThatsMrsGamgeeToYou
Fact time: Portman was born Natalie Hershlag in Jerusalem, Israel. She has dual citizenship & speaks Hebrew along with many other languages
TheBitSlinger
He knew exactly how to position those figures.
meloange55
word in reverese: boj wolb
eedathinks
I'm exactly as tall as she is. Wow Chris Hemsworth is tall!
jbhunter101
i will never forget the little assassin girl i fell in love as a kid when i first saw LEO
rusttcohle
Thor is totally gonna show her his mjolnir
Droppnloadz
I love me some Portman she is stunningly gorgeous!!!
ForeeElectric
I'm in love with Natalie Portman.
Dvdguy
+1 for Graham Norton!
goodasgold444
they're like: "we have never done that!".....
AskMeAbout3DPrinting
Natalie Portman is 5' 3'' (1.6m). Chris Hemsworth is 6' 3'' (1.9m), for those wondering.
SomeoneHasBlundered
TIL I have the same height as Natalie Portman, thanks for the info :-)
vorduul
Reminds me of: http://imgur.com/TON2H
acunninglinguist
She's fucking fine, though. Dayum.
dragonraven13
Just the tip.
Maniacbob
What is Shaq doing with that child?
jdew03
Thor's figure is about to get a little action
TheNotSoHighKingOfSkyrim
More than you'll be getting! I'll show myself out…
Evil804
I love petite women. it makes you feel super manly. They are also more fun because gravity.
IsAnIdiot
My dinkydong also looks twice as big when put next to Natalie Portman.
L0gos
especially during Leon
UndulatingTerrain
You disgusting little man. +1
snoyes
I've got my eye on you Mattel...
avi8tor
Why make multiple gifs ? Can't you combine them into one !!!???
thebluespirit
That would be a long gif.
ilovepussycats
Thank you! I don't understand the point if multiple one second gifs!
avi8tor
For mobile users multiple gifs are really annoying. I'd rather load just one long one than five different gifs...
shartisha
1) What movie is this for. 2) Chris Hemsworth could get it.
MrsDamon
1) Natalie Portman & Chris Hemsworth were on Graham Norton promoting Thor 2 and 2) oh yes.
theBeerComrade
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajl6azepsL0
cje36
yummy
Overdonespawn
That is much better with sound. Thank you.
RyanTheCelt
Thanks! I always upvote sauce
nothingontv
Here comes another 3 hours down the tube.
BaronVonScrufflebutt
"That's not a hammer." Or, the hammer IS his penis?
AdamLevine
Do you have a PHD in horribleness?
BeExcellentToEachOtter
Whenever I watch that it always seems like Katy Perry is jealous, or bored.
huanthewolfhound
She's sitting next to Sir Paul, she'd better not be bored!
mollyImalone
more like she can make anyone look ugly...
SandNigga
anyone but chris hemsworth..
eadano77
He looks at her like he just got an idea..
BLUWafflejaw
"Now let me show you on the doll where I want you to touch her..."
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTu_hBKekg
jakeburgher
dat username..terrible middle school memories
BLUWafflejaw
Hey now, it doesn't mean what you think it means. Promise
Ucalegon
Reminds me of a Dragon Age II quote - 'I'm gonna draw a picture of where she wants to touch you.' I love Varric.
BLUWafflejaw
He did lighten up that game a bit, kept things interesting
gone2fishagain
Let me show you on her where I want to touch her. There's no need to involve the doll. I don't need to practice.
creegro
He said before the cops came...
gone2fishagain
Worth it.
BillKerman
*cocks*
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
* "cops"
MisterPants
I think Graham Norton would prefer Chris to touch him, in all honesty.
killerpolarbear
I was about to say wouldn't you, then I remembered it's Natalie Portman...too tough to call...
eddiewardo
As someone who's into both, THATS A WIN/WIN
BLUWafflejaw
Yes but he is a man of the people and a man of entertainment. He will do what is best for the greater majority
WikiReplies
Corrour railway station is on the West Highland Line, Scotland. It is situated near Loch Ossian and Loch Treig, on the Corrour Estate.
BLUWafflejaw
Thank you for this bit of information. When I find it to be relevant and useful I will inform you most rapidly.
dontsniffpaint
Those colors! Wait this is the BBC... Those colours!
ButterfaceTaintClown
Gaudy colours - on Graham Norton's rider.
LadyMiena
Still the 70's on the BBC!
wombatleader
Gotta love BBC, plus they have the Stig.
trustmeimascientist
And Doctor Who and Sherlock
imweirdinJapan
I appreciate you.
UpvotesForCalicos
God, my eyes.
outdoorswithjess
it took me way too long to understand why this had so many upvotes.
ProfessorKamenRider
Thouse Colours!
Iwillchooseonelater
I see what yo did there.
jra805
I love Natalie. Ever since her snl rap she's been my favorite
SmallHandsBigPenis
I'm about as relevant as I'll ever be!
likitty1227
Fun fact: Natalie failed the screen test for "Romeo + Juliet" because it looked like Leonardo DiCaprio was molesting her when they kissed.
ToolTiger
citation please!
likitty1227
http://www.nytimes.com/1996/02/25/movies/up-and-coming-natalie-portman-natalie-portman-not-her-real-name.html 3rd and 2nd to last paragraphs
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Even when Romeo and Juliet were 13 or 14 years old when the play was written
xj4low
They were 13 or 14 years old in the year 1597.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Yep, at that time they already active in society. Unlike most teenagers nowdays
JacksCompleteLackOfAUsername
Juliet was, Romeo wasn't.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Romeo was
JacksCompleteLackOfAUsername
Romeo was in his late twenties.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Nope, Romeo is almost the same age as Juliet. Late 20s was later rewrite
iamthisguy247
She would have been a good Juliet, though I was fine with Claire Danes too.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Claire Danes was one of the few actors in that movie, imho, who handled the Shakespeare properly.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Her and Harold Perrineau, who in my house we refer to as "Michurtio".
FatassFangle
http://imgur.com/Dc9H95F
iamthisguy247
Fuck yeah!
BabMarly
Where is this from?
ChewableJim
Team America.
thegreatquesadilla
what movie is this from?
FatassFangle
Team America World Police
tube123
As a very tall girl I am jealous of her height. Small women are just so feminine to me. I would like to look more feminine.
smeegasaurusrex
I'm a shorty short short lady and I think tall girls are way more sexy. Dem leggsss
kediil2000
At 5'10, I only want to be shorter to be able to look UP at more guys. But I wouldn't trade being able to reach high stuff on my own for it.
shibbytothelibby
As a 6'7 man. I like all sizes. It's convenient to hug someone without bending down AND picking women up and carrying them to your cave.
Rokkitgrrl
As a 5'2" woman, I wish I was taller so I could look sleek and sexy.
eatallthefood
YOU ARE A GRACEFUL AND ELEGANT WOMAN NO MATTER YOUR SIZE!!!!!
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
I'd love to trade with you for a day. I've always wondered what it would feel like not to feel hidden/young/small all the time.
ImgurPlz
You're crazy. Tall women are stunning and statuesque. Short women, look just like children.
ToolTiger
We found Brianne of Tarth
macncheesepizza
tall girls of imgur, let's unite! in the stratosphere.
DeathDoctorTrafalgarLaw
I'd love to look up at you
JacksCompleteLackOfAUsername
Being 4'9, you really, really don't want to be small.
Garend
As a 6'2" guy I prefer taller women, imo your only problem is you should feel confident knowing that you are exactly someone's type
FuzzyFozzie
As a 6'7" guy with a 6'1" girlfriend, tall girls are amazing
CarFullOfOldPpl
I love being a tall woman! The only time I don't is when I have to fit places. Sitting on an airplane is hell!
Ffleance
Oooh yeah I can't imagine being tall in economy class these days. If I have window seat I curl myself up in a ball and sleep.
split
I'm 5'2" and I wear no make up and sit on my ass playing video games all days. Not all of us small ladies are feminine ~
Ffleance
Tall confident girls command the attention of a room. ;) As a 5'0 female who bleeds in heels, I would LOVE some of your height.
Jsheets443
as a 6' 4" guy most everyone looks small to me
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
As a slightly below average American male, I feel you :(
morithum
As a guy who has dated both tall and tiny women, they both wish they were the other. And they're both beautiful.
iheartinternet
I'm 5'1 and I cant even stand on my toes to kiss my boyfriend who is 6'2.
Therm
What's not feminine about Wonder Woman?
IttyBittyKittyTitty
I'm 5'3'' and every day I have to climb my kitchen counter to get things! I hope this helps. :) Accept your own height, make the best of it
DeepReaver
as a 6'4 guy nothing is more attractive to me than a woman who can look me in the eye.
hellafordays
I'll 100% trade you my 5'3"
tube123
YES YES YES. I keep thinking that one day they will have a cosmetic sugury that can make someone smaller or taller.
AskingTheRealQuestions
Just find a tall guy that makes you feel feminine. I get that you don't feel feminine around short guys, but tall guys prefer tall girls!
Canyouteachmehowtodougie
At some point you just got to OWN IT. I'm 5'10" and rockin' 4" heels tonight, GET ON MY LEVEL.
SometimesIFallOutOfPlanes
As a 5'0ft woman, I've always been envious of tall women. I can't see anything in a big crowd!
Ffleance
On the other hand, I've found that being 5'0 I can maneuver to the front of a crowd pretty easily. My 5'11 friend was flummoxed
SometimesIFallOutOfPlanes
True story, good point!
kthnxbye
I bitched about this to a male friend and he told me to wear higher and higher heels until I was on stilts and then say, FU I'm on stilts!
wintermute93
Psh. As a tall guy, I vastly prefer tall girls. It's uncomfortable to hug someone whose head is nowhere near your head.
Durtylurch
just hug their head with your hands, it's hilarious and if they don't head butt your balls then you could become best friends
FerricNitrate
If their head is at his balls there's a much greater opportunity there wink wink nudge nudge honk honk
Durtylurch
that's the whole idea behind "best friends" lol
itwasalltaken
As a tall woman, femininity has everything to do with how you carry yourself and the way that you move.
Thistooktoolong
Thank you, I have to constantly remind myself of this. Although my clumsiness doesn't help things.
PotatoHamer
How can I make you a bit less jealous?
slightlylucid
Gwendoline Christie is pretty tall, even taller than Nikolaj Coster-Waldau her main actor partner in GoT and she kills it. 1
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AgamemnonsMemes
Overall more respect for themselves and others? what an.. odd suggestion..
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
As an average height guy, small women make me go aww, cute, want to protect them. Tall women make me feel the same way, all gawky vulnerable
snohara
5'1 and can never reach the top shelf. On plus side I am excellent at climbing, a regular spider monkey.
Renarde
Don't be jealous! Guys love legs, of which tall girls have plenty. Show it off, work it, own it.
SaturdayMidmorning
I'm a 5'1" f and you tall ladies are like walking goddesses to me. My heart literally clutches when I see you in heels.
nowputthatthingbackwhereitcamefromorsohelpme
I love being taller! It's just that when I met my boyfriend he was taller than me by a smidgen. I grew like 5 inches in one year..he didn't.
Xerubay
I love being tall! I never have to use a step-stool, don't have to worry so much about being mugged, get to stand at the back for pictures..
designmajor
I'm 5'2" and I can't reach anything ever. No envies necessary, m'dear.
FeatherAlaska
preach it, child
Hopeabnormal
As a short girl I always think tall girls look so elegant and beautiful, I hope this is how you view yourself too :)
unapologetic05
As a very small girl I am jealous of your height. Tall women are just so gorgeous to me. I would like to be more gorgeous.
slightlylucid
As a 5 foot girl I look up to her as a symbol of femininity. 2
fuel426
As a 5'6" guy, I wouldn't mind.
huanthewolfhound
CJ Cregg feels your pain.
UpvotesForCalicos
Yeah but weight gain is more noticeable on us sooner than it would be on you. Usually, anyway.
Ffleance
Amen to that. Tall people have more area to distribute the pudge. Short people run the risk of the spherical look.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
As a 5'1 girl, does it make you feel better that in some cars, I can't reach the pedals?
IKnowImADogOnTheInternet
This.
Ballgirl415
5'3" here, I can't either reach the pedals in some cars either. Even in my own I sit the whole way forward, just to reach
IKnowTheGuacIsExtra
...a little bit.
HansGrohlo
I have to sit on a cushion =(
Listenhereyouwookieesonofabitch
As a 6'5" guy, Does it make you feel better that in some cars, I don't fit in the roof space ?
getthismanabeer
Yup. 6'6" puts your head into a lot of headliners. If there's a moonroof you're surely fucked unless it's an SUV.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
Sing it! 5'3" and have to sit all the way forward so I can push the clutch in.
MyCatOwnsMySoul
Everyone makes fun of me because I', 5'3'' and I have to sit so far forward in my car to reach the pedals...
summerglo
5'2" here and I am so grateful for adjustable power seats. But even then, I have to readjust so many times.... and stretch really far....
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whybyrne
Dude! At least you have the option to tailor. At 5'10, buying long enough pants or jackets with long enough sleeves is a legitimate issue.
whybyrne
Also, shoes look a hell of a lot cuter at size 5 than they do at size 10. It's not even fair.
Ffleance
5'0 here, it's only my pride that keeps me from seriously considering a booster seat. :l
Euin
Yey a fellow gnome
88mixy
I knew a girl who was about 5' and would sit on a phonebook
testingonetwothreetesting
Also 5'0, and agree with you 100%
CarFullOfOldPpl
But being tall makes it difficult to fit in some cars. Those 5'7"ers have it so easy!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I'd still way rather be short.
xmsbeanx
Not when we have to go shopping....Every dress I buy fits like a tank top :/ lol
CarFullOfOldPpl
I think they're made to only go slightly past your belly button nowadays.
xmsbeanx
Hahahahahaha sooo true!
M4RN13
this^ i have a small to medium sized car, but long legs so i have the seat all the way back and its cramped!
Flyndaran
I'm only 5'11 or so, but most of my height is in my torso. That means I'm always having to tilt my head awkwardly in most cars.
CarFullOfOldPpl
Plus side: as a passenger, we always get shotgun.
M4RN13
unless we dont, in which case FML =(
Simnut94
I'm only 5'9 but I love my height. My husband is about 3 inches shorter than me, our daughter is about the same, or son is 6'3.
OhPe
Actually, I find taller women more attractive. As a 5'6 guy, its rough. Haha.
shumka
I want to be tall and tower over people and tell them they have growing bald spots. Own your tallness!!!
Laurado
Under 5 feet here and you taller girls definitely can turn heads..cause they can see you. :P
fartgirl
THIS!!!
hiimbeary
Seconded hard. I was the tallest kid in my grade for 5 years. Then everyone asks if you play basketball. Slugs are more athletic than me!
tube123
Exactly. I have been asked that numerous times….I play bball now he he.
SorryImCanadianSorry
As a vertically challenged girl, I would love to be tall so I could actually reach things from the top shelf of my cupboard.
CatsMakeMeSick
Tall girls are hot too!
hotterthanthebottomofalaptop
I love tall women! I wish I were taller
MissDerz
I have two friends, one is 6'0, the other is 6'1" and they will rock 4 inch heels if they so please. Guys love them
MissDerz
That made me sound like I have only two friends.. You get my point.
accujimmy
At 6'3" myself, I'll just throw this out there, how you doin?
tube123
lol
AgamemnonsMemes
These comments to this comment really just prove that no one is perfectly happy with themselves.. Human condition i guess
whybyrne
That's not true... I feel like 5'6-5'7 people are happy. Average bastards!
embiggenator
To me, taller women tend to command more respect/attention. I think it's pretty attractive.
spirrisilver
Its true. Marissa mayer is 5'8 and most other high position businesswomen I see are at least 5'7 or so.
IKnowImADogOnTheInternet
Says the embiggenator.
Cerinna
I'm 5'6/5'7 ish and trust me, looking feminine has nothing to do with your body size but everything with how you carry yourself.
ourmrswashburne
I'm 6'2" and trust ME, you shouldn't give advice on things you haven't experienced. Looking feminine and feeling feminine when you're 1/2
ourmrswashburne
towering over your boyfriend, weigh 100 lbs more than every other woman you know, are physically intimidating, are very different things.
Cerinna
My bad - most men ARE very very tall here. I happen to know a couple where she is indeed as tall as you are and he is smaller than I am 1/2
Cerinna
Also, I may not be SUPER tall, but I am quite muscular for a female.
Cerinna
2/2 and he manages to make her behave like a giggly little girl at times. So I was basing it on that experience.
BluBlunderbuss
I'm 5'3-ish. I'd love to be 6 feet. Although as a petite person, I could probably sympathise about the lack of decent clothes?
SusanGoGetMyPants
I'm 5'3 too. Pants shopping is hell.
BluBlunderbuss
Seriously, petite is at flood level, medium is under my heel. Heinous.
ISeeTheLight
Pants shopping is hell for everyone, not just tall and short people
AdorableEvil
Although it's far easier to tailor pants that are too long.
BluBlunderbuss
This is true. Unless you're a boyish sylph. Then it's all ok. (says the little apple shaped person).
Flopryn
As a short girl, the most feminine thing I can think of is being a model. And proffeaional models have to be 5'7" or taller. Own it"
loriloveslore
WOMAN! EMBRACE YOUR INNER AMAZON WARRIOR! COME ON TALL GIRLS! LET'S GO SHANK SOME SHIT!
imbadwithnames
DEATH BY SNU SNU!!! Sorry, I had to.
ourmrswashburne
This is part of the problem. Tall women get labeled as "Amazon warriors." It's the opposite of soft, demur, delicate femininity.
loriloveslore
So what? Why should we give a flying fuck about what other people want to label us as? If we wanna be amazons, let's be amazons. If we~
loriloveslore
wanna be feminine as fuck, wear petticoats, do our hair up and rock the demur look, let's go do that. Why the hell do we have to choose one?
killerpolarbear
You sound fun.
loriloveslore
You sound lethal
killerpolarbear
...I kind of do don't I? well that's awkward.
slvr13
As someone who is 6'3, I have vowed to only date/marry girls who are at least 5'8 tall.
itwasalltaken
Bravo!
slvr13
Plus it's kind of a dick move if I take girls away from the shorter guys ;)
itwasalltaken
Actually, shorter guys hit on my way more than taller ones. I don't know what the deal is, but I'm sure the tall girls appreciate it :)
slvr13
It's because they want death by snu snu ;)
pinkjaundice
As a fellow tall lady (I'm 6'), love your height, OWN your height. Every woman can be feminine, regardless of size. <3
lostwynter
This! <3
HomeIsWhereTheMountainsAre
This, this, this! -Another tall female.
IsThisOneStillFree
http://static.hothdwallpaper.net/519a96553063c92107.jpg here you go!
76Tromboners
As a tall man, tall women are extremely sexy to me. When we're dancing its nice to have eye contact and not have her staring up my nostrils.
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YouAreNotABeautifulAndUniqueSnowflake
Hey man the short guys will love it too!
ikmbaa
IM A DUDE AND EITHER EXTREME IS SUPER HOT
Scutterbotch
same, i like em either as petite 5'0 or 6'0 long waify models
Gnosis226
You need to calm down.
Caerthir
All I can say as a guy, is that women are hot regardless of height
AdorableEvil
[Fedora intensifies]
Caerthir
Now now, I never said that they were resplendent, m'lady.